In order to cope with the game lineup this next month, i sold one of my kidneys

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#51 club-sandwich
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I want to sell one of my kidneys to get my 360 repaired, did you got alot of money?
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#52 stolz1975
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dont lie its illegal to sell organs in the usa! shamefull lies get a job then u can buy whatever u want
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#53 iam2green
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this is pritty funny

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#54 Bladecutter56
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I tried to sell myself for a new game.

Luckily, some girl just walked up to me, gave me $60 and told me to get off her spot.
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#55 YourLastDay86
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That my friend is dedication. I just set aside a big portion of my paycheck the last couple weeks to cope with the insanity that will be November.
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#56 Vyse_Legends
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I tried to sell myself for a new game.

Luckily, some girl just walked up to me, gave me $60 and told me to get off her spot.
Bladecutter56
Lucky she didn't call her pimp to ruff you up.:D
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#57 HoVDaHuSTLa1
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You all know it's coming, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!! lol i love tha phrase.
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#58 black_awpN1
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Dont you have a J-O-B to pay for the games?
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#59 Bladecutter56
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[QUOTE="Bladecutter56"]I tried to sell myself for a new game.

Luckily, some girl just walked up to me, gave me $60 and told me to get off her spot.
Vyse_Legends
Lucky she didn't call her pimp to ruff you up.:D



Or recruit me. O_O
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#60 reubendarosa
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Don't lie, We all know you did it so you can give yourself a BJ! lol

Yeah well donating is cool though doing it for games is not really a smart thing to do imo. Anyway enjoy your games.
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#61 warcryry
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LOL I thought it was funny
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#62 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Bladecutter56"]I tried to sell myself for a new game.

Luckily, some girl just walked up to me, gave me $60 and told me to get off her spot.
Bladecutter56
Lucky she didn't call her pimp to ruff you up.:D



Or recruit me. O_O

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#63 towelie123
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i like kraft dinner
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#64 punkp
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yea ok sure your selling a kidney.....your really funny man
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#65 Tree06
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My Ex Girlfriend did give me 200 dollars. That how I bought saints row and Gears last years. All I had to do is pretent to be her BF for her grandparents and of course at night, make some sweet loving.THE_PREZIDENT

Awesome!!!!!

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#66 Dark_Link87
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i whored myself out to really fat girls 4 50 bucks each
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#67 Dark_Link87
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I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Chaism
ur not alone haha
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#68 --Sinister--
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Hmm...

on 2 seperate occasions i told you guys i was joking. (though my friend really did)

and yet, you guy are still under the impression that im serius.

oh, and that fat chick this always works man its great!!

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#69 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Dark_Link87
ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?
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#70 --Sinister--
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[QUOTE="Dark_Link87"][QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Vyse_Legends
ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?

OH DAMN!!!

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#71 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Dark_Link87"][QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?--Sinister--

ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?

OH DAMN!!!

:question:
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#72 Chaism
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[QUOTE="Dark_Link87"][QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Vyse_Legends
ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?

Maybe,But really I mean if you want proof women are better then men. People are willing to pay around 70k for a woman to have there child. I mean that's what 9 months of work for 70k.

I mean really who needs to sell a kidney or any body part when you have the all powerful uterus on your side.:P

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#73 nosferatu
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I hope this is a joke topicGreen_Iugana

It is. Selling organs, at least in the USA, is illegal. There's too much of an opportunity to take advantage of the poor if it was legalized.

Just because you can survive with one kidney, doesn't mean you should or that it's 100% healthy.

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#74 Alpha172
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This topic is spiraling out of control, seriously. Dedicated gamer going to the extreme just to stay in lineto buy the hot title coming out this November for 360.
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#75 sunnystarz
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[QUOTE="Arian9"]you may aswell give away one of your nuts too.--Sinister--

Why?

You don't need 2 kidneys.

You need both nutts

i think nuts are just in the way... i'd get rid of those pair first (hell, i dont want lil' of me running around)

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#76 sunnystarz
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Dark_Link87"][QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Chaism

ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?

Maybe,But really I mean if you want proof women are better then men. People are willing to pay around 70k for a woman to have there child. I mean that's what 9 months of work for 70k.

I mean really who needs to sell a kidney or any body part when you have the all powerful uterus on your side.:P

what can a man do to his body for 9 months that someone would pay 70K for?

women have so much more pportunities to sell their bodies for money than men...

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#77 marcus4hire
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Screen shot or it didn't happen.jmartinez1983

QFT

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#80 DoomZaW
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No offense or anything man, but when you sell a part of you to afford games .... thats just a bit too weird in my opinion
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#81 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Dark_Link87"][QUOTE="Chaism"]I was thinking about havinga baby then selling the baby to Angelina Jolie for gaming money, Does that make me a bad person?Chaism

ur not alone haha

So your both a couple of capitalists?

Maybe,But really I mean if you want proof women are better then men. People are willing to pay around 70k for a woman to have there child. I mean that's what 9 months of work for 70k.

I mean really who needs to sell a kidney or any body part when you have the all powerful uterus on your side.:P

Damn.:evil: I can't beat that logic.:P
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#82 dooby95286
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ok people have to read before replying he said he was JOKING but his friend rly did this.
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#83 booomer69
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Why go through all that trouble.Just break the store window open yourbig duffle bag throw as many games as you can in there...and run.Go home play all night,easy:P

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#84 Vyse_Legends
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Yeah then get sent to jail after robbing the place.:roll:
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#85 Dub_c6969
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F that i would ask my whole family for money before i do that.
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#86 Dub_c6969
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I hope this is a joke topicGreen_Iugana
i think it is.
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#87 Vyse_Legends
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F that i would ask my whole family for money before i do that.Dub_c6969
Well if you don't it be fun I guess you could do that.
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#88 MajorSport
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I really doubt he is serious, people.
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#89 grafkhun
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so you got like 300 bucks from it? not bad :P
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#90 dastang21
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I love how bent out of shape everyone is getting about this topic, even with how ridiculous of a story it is...

People need to learn how to read through all the posts so they don't say the same dumb **** as everyone else.

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#91 THE_PREZIDENT
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[QUOTE="THE_PREZIDENT"]My Ex Girlfriend did give me 200 dollars. That how I bought saints row and Gears last years. All I had to do is pretent to be her BF for her grandparents and of course at night, make some sweet loving.Tree06

Awesome!!!!!

Awesome indeed, she paid good money for some loving, but she was weird. She paid me 10 dollars a couple of times just to slap her!