Life Achievments

Well I thought we could change the forum up a bit by putting this topic up, I think it's better than these E3 complaining topics, so anyways I'll begin

Emo kid

10 gp- Successfully change your appearance to a Dark, Gloomy kid

Girl of your dreams

50gp- Successfully date the girl of your dreams

Well I can't think of anymore right now, I'll leave the rest up to you XD

I'm older so my achievements are different

Homepwner

100 gp - Buy a house.

Who's Ur Daddy

50 gp - Have a child.

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

25 gp - One night stand.

Motorist

50 gp - Own 2 or more vehicles at the same time.

These aren't supposed to be mean to anyone here.

You got laid

500G- Congratulations, you're no longer a 50 year old virgin

Move out of your mom's basement

250G- Congratulations, now it's time to get a life

I'm older so my achievements are different

Homepwner

100 gp - Buy a house.

Who's Ur Daddy

50 gp - Have a child.

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

25 gp - One night stand.

Motorist

50 gp - Own 2 or more vehicles at the same time.

daviwinn

You are older......yet so wise:D

Warm Coffee-5G

Get invited into your girlfriend's house.

Courtesy of GTA IV

UR SO 1337!!!-10G

Own a World of Warcraft account.

It Burn My Eyes

You've stepped outside and seen the sun- 100G

Seriously??

You still live with your mom at age 30- 0G

Lucky

Your 360 has not RROD'd- 500G

Welcome

50gp- Successfully live through birth

move out -50g.

-50gp Hot Chick

-50gp Sir. Work alot

-150gp Join the army

-250gp drunk mother F*****

-10gp beat your maker

Lol Lol

emo kid? you should get minus gamer points for that lol.

WTFOMGBBQ

150gp- Live long enough to see someone run around in a hotdog suit while holding a chucky doll :o

or if you live long enough to see this outside your house

Crackhead addict

25gp- Successfully befriend a crackhead

10,000 kills - 50gpmfp16

Opened Up

- 25 GP. Have open-heart surgery successfully performed and live to tell about it.

2 Months Sooner!!

10 GP- Be born two months premature!!

Scoliwhatsis?

15 GP- Be born with a slightly crooked spine.

CP makes you awesome!

500 GP- Live with minor Cerebral Palsy.

Young at heart
1000gp- Play Super Mario 64 at the age of 64

Kickin Wangs

25gp- Kick a random guy in the balls

Final achievement 1,000 GS: Kill yourself because your xbox 360 died. Only the most hardcore gamers achieve this goal.

Life as a rat 15GS: Live in the sewers for a week and eat bugs.

Satan loves you 25GS: Become a satanist and eat a baby. Although this achievement might end up achieving you..

Bunkbuddy 400GS: Go to prison and become Rick's ****. This one has a few great achievements attached though.

Dropping the soap -9GS: Remember this is one you avoid.

Escape from jail without getting ate by a dog 300GS.

Mike Tyson

190 GP-become Cannibal

X-PLAY Sucks - 10 gp

Kick adam sessler in the testicles

First Base-100G

Second Base-200G

Third Base-700G

Self-explanatory

WTFOMGBBQ

150gp- Live long enough to see someone run around in a hotdog suit while holding a chucky doll :o

or if you live long enough to see this outside your house

Moe414

or this?

0g-Inmate

you went to jail

0-g Holy thief

you stole from a church donation box

10-Bargain hunter

you bought something on ebay

Time to brag!!! - 50g
Beat Through the Fire and Flames on Expert.

(insert weapon name) Expert - 10g (each)
Achieve 100 kills with (insert weapon name).

Speedster - 100g
Come in 1st in 100 races or more.

Breath of Fresh Air - 70g
Move out of mom's house before age 30.

Indy 3000

5000gp- Live long enough to watch Indiana Jones 3000 :P

Target Practice - 30G

throw your Xbox 360 controller at an annoying brother/sister

Outdoorsman- 10G

Leave your parents basement for more than 30 mins.

Target Practice - 30G

throw your Xbox 360 controller at an annoying brother/sister

Outdoorsman- 10G

Leave your parents basement for more than 30 mins.

darthsnail

darnit one more minute :P

1.5-gp Unemployment Line

Lost your Job Do To Xbox 360

100-gp Nerd Love

Met Your Future Wife/Husband In A Pre-Game Lobby

200-gp Doo-Doo Catcher

Invest In Adult Diapers For Long Hours Of Game Play

Bug fan ( 10 G ) : Collect 20 bugs

Bug lover ( 40 G ) : You now have 100 bugs

Bug freak ( 100 G ) : Your collection as over 500 bugs !

Bug maniac ( 200 G ) : You eat bugs for breakfast or as a snack

Pure fartation ( 50 G ) : Kill someone whit the power of a fart

Bookation ( 20 G ) You somehow found a way to cut of one of your nuts whit a book!

Bookapair ( 50 G ) You cut both your nuts whit a book

Bookown ( 100 G ) You step on your nut and destroyed it

Amidalaus ( 60 G ) Succesfully go threw 1 medical visit

Bikeathon ( 200 G ) You have gotten a police men, old lady, dog, friend, ice cream man, tennis coatch and a soldier on your ass, all in one bike ride

Oooo nooo ! ( 1000 G ) You are in the maury show's backstage waithing to know if it's really your child!

Bug fan ( 10 G ) : Collect 20 bugs

Bug lover ( 40 G ) : You now have 100 bugs

Bug freak ( 100 G ) : Your collection as over 500 bugs !

Bug maniac ( 200 G ) : You eat bugs for breakfast or as a snack

Pure fartation ( 50 G ) : Kill someone whit the power of a fart

Bookation ( 20 G ) You somehow found a way to cut of one of your nuts whit a book!

Bookapair ( 50 G ) You cut both your nuts whit a book

Bookown ( 100 G ) You step on your nut and destroyed it

Amidalaus ( 60 G ) Succesfully go threw 1 medical visit

Bikeathon ( 200 G ) You have gotten a police men, old lady, dog, friend, ice cream man, tennis coatch and a soldier on your ass, all in one bike ride

Oooo nooo ! ( 1000 G ) You are in the maury show's backstage waithing to know if it's really your child!

easykill_astari

weirdo, if those are ur life achievements then go see some1

CLiff Blezinski

100gp- Admire every german, and hope you get lucky

Lights out!

100 GP - switch 10'000 lights on and off in your lifetime

Door to door!

100 GP - open and close 10'000 doors in your lifetime

Stupid achievements FTW...

Sharp dresser!

100 GP - Change clothes 100'000 times in your lifetime

Read-a-holic

1GP- Read every single post in the "Life Achievement" thread

You do have a life - 100gp

Not get on live for a whole day. :0

Mind Boggling

- Go 24 hours without thinking about the Xbox 360. (50)

30G- Homeboy

Don't go out of house for a week.

Game over

you lived a pethetic life - 1G

Punched In The Face - negetive 200gp

Get the red ring of death 5 times

You Did It! - 100gp

Read A Different Post

GOD - 500gp

You found a cure for herpies

Reverse Pwnage - 0gp

You found a cure for herpies, but got infected with the clap

..... and i'm spent...

Food means nothing

100gp- Spend your money on usefull things like expensive clothes

Food means nothing

100gp- Spend your money on usefull things like expensive clothes

Moe414

stop bumping this thread constantly...

personal hygene means nothing 0 gs

go 1 week without a shower

[QUOTE="Moe414"]

Food means nothing

100gp- Spend your money on usefull things like expensive clothes

mfp16

stop bumping this thread constantly...

You just bumped it by posting thatm essage as well:|

Yup, this is it, I'm afraid - 50G:

Get born

Social Reject - 20G

Own every games console

Where did it all go wrong? - 100G

Appear on the Jeremy Kyle show

Locked in the house with nothing to do - 60G

Open up a Gamespot Forums account :P

Smoking Kills - 100G

Hunt down and murder every single weed, crack or tobacco addict using a flamethrower

Mile High Club - 20G

Successfully join the mile high club

Throw things at me - 40G

Own an electric-powered car

Socially detached 100g

Remain on Xbox Live for a period of 20 straight hours

Son of the Beast - 666 GP

Answer the door for Jehova's Witnesses while Iron Maiden's "666 - The Number of the Beast" is played loudly in the backround.

This is SPARTA!!! - 100 GP

Succesfully perform a "puke and rally" outside the local bar.

All Day Every Day - 420 GP

Stay in an altered state of mind for one whole week.

Shotgunner - 50 GP

Shotgun every beer in a 6 pack.

Last place in the Death Race - 0GP

Get in your first car accident.