The best line from a video game ever!

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#1 mfp16
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BF:BC

-You know war isn't like it is on TV you know?

-I thought we did a real surgical strike...

-Yup, I think we hit an artery, there was blood everywhere...

-Thats not what that means... you are aware of that right?

This game has the best dialog since portal

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"Not clayton, O he Ha, NOT CLAYTON" - tarzan (kingdom hearts)

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#3 vendettared468
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I'm just gonna have to say the Resident Evil series as a hole.
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In Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Deadpool is trying to get Black Bolt to speak and he says "C'mon...say spatula."

For those who don't know, Black Bolt is an Inhuman who causes mass destruction when he speaks.

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All your base are belong to us
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#6 supercool4
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wize fwom the gwave
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#7 BLBLAKERS10
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Keep up Motha Fu**a-Ryda San Andreas

Shut up Bi**h, your not calling no one- Niko GTA4 it goes something like that..

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#8 kyletoker
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yeah i love the dialogue in bf its helarious
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#9 jamejame
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I have yet to play BF: BC, but I think GTA IV has some of the most witty dialogue in recent memory. Just listen to the conversations that unfold while driving friends and people around. They can get hysterical. And don't get me started on the radio shows.
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#10 killerfist
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

but yea the BFBC characters are hillarious

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#11 craigalan23
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

but yea the BFBC characters are hillarious

killerfist

Wasn't that from a movie? I remember that from an old movie where aliens control the world and no one's aware of them unless you're wearing special glasses. When you wear the glasses everything's black and white with subliminal messages everywhere.

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#12 Flawl3s5
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BF BC

haggard - i juss like it wen stuff blows up :)

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#13 darkkillerr
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[QUOTE="killerfist"]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

but yea the BFBC characters are hillarious

craigalan23

Wasn't that from a movie? I remember that from an old movie where aliens control the world and no one's aware of them unless you're wearing special glasses. When you wear the glasses everything's black and white with subliminal messages everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koUmbzigiBE

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#14 killerfist
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[QUOTE="killerfist"]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

but yea the BFBC characters are hillarious

craigalan23

Wasn't that from a movie? I remember that from an old movie where aliens control the world and no one's aware of them unless you're wearing special glasses. When you wear the glasses everything's black and white with subliminal messages everywhere.

It's from a 80s movie. but everyone remembers it from the Duke:P

It was a movie from John Carpenter I believe. could be wrong tho

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In recent memory, I liked the "Tank beats Ghost! Tank beats Hunter! Tank beats everything!" bit from Halo 3.
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#16 AtlanticRock
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"Pylons"

"Lup ta go!"(I still don't know what Mario says but thats what I hear) - Super Mario 64

"Joseph!!!" - Opening of Resident Evil 1(ORIGINAL PSone version)... that is still the funniest line in gaming history to me

"Father?" - Ending on HARD in Star Fox 64, it still brings tears to my eyes

"Welcome to your Doom!" - Altered Beast

"Ohhh Me Bouncy" - Mai from King of Fighters series

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"Would you kindly" - Bioshock
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Anything Kojima writes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5jSIzy3VE0
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'some can't wait to die'-Auron FFX
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#21 DeadlyZodiac
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Just about anything that Jansen says in Lost Odyssey.

"I don't wear out in bed!"

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#22 macatmower
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how has no one said "here you better take this. after all you are the master of unlocking" or the other classic "whoa! you were almost a jill sandwich!" i crack up everytime i think of these muthas
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#23 me_rock
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Anything Snake says or anybody says in general in MGS. Also, Biosock's: "Would you kindly?" And a special one from MGS is the "La-Le-Lu-Li-Lu"
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#24 vendettared468
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how has no one said "here you better take this. after all you are the master of unlocking" or the other classic "whoa! you were almost a jill sandwich!" i crack up everytime i think of these muthas
macatmower

I'm just gonna have to say the Resident Evil series as a hole.vendettared468

You must have missed mine. ;)

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#25 AtlanticRock
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"The Self-Destruct Sequence has been activated" - The Computer In Almost Every Resident Evil

"Don't Open That Door!" - Wesker in Resident Evil 1

"You've murdered my husband!!!" - Annet Berkin to Leon in Resident Evil 2

"Ada!!!!" - Leon when Ada falls off the ledge in Resident Evil 2

"All Employees to the revolving platform" - The computer at the end in Resident Evil 2

"STAAAAARS!!" - Nemesis in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis(this game only gets one quote cause I really didn't like it)

"I Am Alfred Ashford, Commander of this Base!!!" - Alfred Ashford in Resident Evil: Code Veronica

"ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ahh" - Alfred Ashford's laugh in Resident Evil: Code Veronica

"I despise Chris!!!" - Wesker in Resident Evil: Code Veronica

"Matallo!!" - Zombies from Resident Evil 4

"What are ya sellin'?" - Merchant in Resident Evil 4

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#26 pwner372
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"They just realized Cole played trashball" and the 2 or 3 lines that follow. Gears of War.
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#27 AlwaysHaveHope
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what about "Ouch! Little bast*** stung me!" -Halo 3

or "There's not gonna be any more of that dark eco stuff, is there? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in there and turn into you!"

Fisherman: I can't seem to catch a single fish in this river.
Daxter: Whew! Maybe.. it's your breath! -Both Jak & Daxter

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#28 ziggy87
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look at all that JUICE

i think you guys know the speaker of this quote

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My sig. Nuff said.
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"Falcon Paunch" - Capt. Falcon in Smash Bros. Melee
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If Al can't fix it it's not broken: Captain Quark, Ratchet and Clank
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#32 resident-shell
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""I AM SINISTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"-Sinistar from Sinistar

"BBBLAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH"-Sinistar

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I need a weapon.
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#34 Holden14
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Go F*ck a corpse in the ass! -GTAIV
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"First you will be baked. Then there will be cake." Or many of the other GLaDOS one-liners.
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#36 clayron
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Between Captain Price and Gaz when in the Missile Silo and he is waiting for the door to open. Something to the effect of

Captain Price: "Gaz, can't you make it open faster"

Gaz: "No, put you can pull on it if you like"

Captain Price: "Cheeky Bastard"

I cried a little bit with laughter.

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#37 clayron
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In recent memory, I liked the "Tank beats Ghost! Tank beats Hunter! Tank beats everything!" bit from Halo 3.Palantas
Yeah, that was funny
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-Heavenly Sword-

"We may need you to play Twing Twang."

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The last level of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

"WARNING WARNING!!! Pressure leak detected... Throw out the alian and shut the bloody door!!!

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#40 chaoscougar1
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Keep up Motha Fu**a-Ryda San Andreas

Shut up Bi**h, your not calling no one- Niko GTA4 it goes something like that..

BLBLAKERS10

someone may have a chip on their shoulder ;)

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#41 camian69
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GTA4.......tv shows and all......amazing and truly great. Although the RvsB in Halo 3 was a nice touch.
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GTA IV Opening Scene:

ROMAN: Niko

NIKO: Cousin, wheres this mansion i hear about?

ROMAN: Is coming!

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#43 harrylily
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i no this is not a xbox game but...

SPOILER#@#@^&$%W*$@*%^

metal gear solid 4

physco mantis: What!?! no vibration either? no more massage's for you then.

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Augustus Cole"the cole train"(when he's down and bleeding):

"Mama said I can't die"

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#45 Spektre41
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In Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Deadpool is trying to get Black Bolt to speak and he says "C'mon...say spatula."

For those who don't know, Black Bolt is an Inhuman who causes mass destruction when he speaks.

TigerGuy06

Another great line from that game is when Deadpool levels up "Now I'm the best at whatever it is Wolverine does!"

My favourite line in gaming would have to be...virtually every single line in Psychonauts, can't choose one.

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#46 chamin6
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My favorite line from a video game is probably from star wars republic commando when you find a shotgun that shoots bullets not lazers and you say "I never thought a gun could be sonostalgic," that just cracks me up. But the best line ever is "Don't believe in peter pan,frankensteinor super man," from "Bicycle," by "Queen."
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1. You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off- Nero DMC4

And pretty much everything from Porta, especially gLaDoS (sp?)

Oh and "Would you kindly?" Bioshock

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All your base are belong to uselitedead
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#49 AtlanticRock
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Augustus Cole"the cole train"(when he's down and bleeding):

"Mama said I can't die"

unsunggates360

LMFAO!!!