I'll be unoriginal and give a nod to GTA IV. It is the quintessential letdown. So, in a list, here's everything they did wrong.
-Story was typical. An immigrant tale with obvious sympathy. A rags to slightly better rags evolution we've seen or heard about countless times, what's original or compelling about that? It was a serviceable narrative. It is more or less a glorified revenge story. Thumbs down.
-Politics. Leave Politics out of my games. I don't want rich men, I'm looking at you Sam and Dan, telling me what to think. GTA IV is interactive propaganda. It sickens me. (Yes, I'm aware the others had political commentary but it wasn't thrown in your face---not only that but the time was particularly vulnerable. I personally find it appalling that Rockstar's CEOs funded Obama. Odd too---Clinton and Lieberman are liberals who HATE games and have a lot more power than dear ole Jack.)
-They took the sand out of the sand-box. The Gas out of the engine. Liberty City, was, in every sense of the word, beautiful. It was the most interesting character, no doubt. But there wasn't anything meaningful to do there. Who wants to take fake friends out bowling when we don't want to take real friends bowling? We could play darts? Seriously, who plays darts? why? We could shoot pigeons---admittedly though, I had fun with this.
-The controls both on foot and in vehicle. In my 16+ years of gaming I've never had a hard time controlling a character and I've played A LOT of games, good, bad, and ugly. Niko controls with the same grace sober as he does in the drunken mini-game. He can scarcely walk a straight line. THAT and why should we have to hold A to move at a reasonable pace?
-Finally, the achievement list. True, this isn't a big deal for some but it does affect gameplay for a big percentage of the 360 community. GTA IV had a dull, predictable, often frustrating list. Collect all 200 hidden packages. Complete all stunt jumps. Win X amount of multiplayer matches. This is just lazy. Saints Row 2 provided a far more refreshing list and a more gracious GS distribution to boot.
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