What if Master Chief removed his helmet to reveal this person...

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#151 ApocalypseXIVV
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Hes going to take off his helmet and be Steven Seagal. and then snap all the floods necks while squinting
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#152 Fusible
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LOL

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#153 jfkunrendered
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Anakin Skywalker...old, decayed version(Darth Vader)
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#154 IvyGamer2010
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he takes of his helmet and its........COLE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH WHOOOO BRING IT ON SUCKA, THIS MY KINDA ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#155 boyinfridge
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Mr T would be so cool "I pitty the FOOL!"

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#156 kcpp2b
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Don't you guys know, the Master Chief is acutally
Steve Downes


Hahahaha

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#157 koHd
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Beetlejuice
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#158 trophylocoste
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no hes carlos mencia

"cheif,cheif.cheif"?

DEE DEE DEE

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#159 bballplaya17
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if lil jon came on there, it would be liek this
Master Chief is caught by the Covenant and put in prison, and they are questioning him.
"Where is your leader"
"Huh?"
Where is your leader"
"what did you say?"
WHERE IS YOUR F******* LEADER!
takes his helmet off
WHAT?
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#160 pookalator2
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Dave Chapelle

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#161 Maui00
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I've heard it's really this guy....Omni-Slash
Yes. I heard that from Omni and LSJ Basic :P. Complete sexyness :oops:
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#162 crazymunda6
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Im telling you man....MasterChief will be.......Samual L Jackson...I know hes black i can feel it
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#163 Monroe1
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Beetle Juice from the Howard Stern show. I think I would fall out on the floor See image http://www.nachunsnurnullen.de/surfer/beetlejuice.jpg
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#164 fore_runner
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Hmmm....I would have a number of reactions 1. WTF????!!! 2. HAHA HOLY ****! 3. This sucks...
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#165 paddy12
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its hardly a war halo sucks but i dunno about halo3 mite be good if there isnt trash talking  anoying noobs on it if there is they just spoil it then again the guy who master chief is could be just a random guy called fred or sumthin o.O. =P
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#166 grave-mk
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BOB SAGAT!
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#167 killermoon1
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what if  it was  a women with a pair of  ****s
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#168 hxce
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Why are people making such a big deal about this so called Master Chief guy? :?
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#169 Xemmy
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Chuck Norris is everyone, and everything.
Btw, Bush bashing went out of fad in mid 2002
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#170 MuffinPunk
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Jack Skellington from "The Nightmare Before Christmas". He'd peform a nice little musical number for us!!
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#171 Omni-Slash
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[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"]I've heard it's really this guy....Maui00
Yes. I heard that from Omni and LSJ Basic :P. Complete sexyness :oops:

I'm not sure if that's master chief or not....but he sure is hawt...:oops:
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#172 julianwelton
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why would you be mad if it was george bush?cupNoodles
Possibly because G.W. is a dumba**
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#174 pookalator2
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#175 jc_tkml
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maybe carmine who knew he survived the headshot and still wearing a helmet after removing mjolnir or cole train which wouldn't make any since because he is larger in terms of body size
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#176 kingobaid
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Samuel L. Jackson. Get these mother******* Covenant out of my mother******* planet! 
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#177 kingobaid
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Samuel L. Jackson. Get these mother******* Covenant off of my mother******* planet! 
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#178 flainsoul
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It needs to be bob ross...... the fro man with the painting show..... no.... how bout tony the tiger rofl

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#179 holhardy
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Hes already in my rainbow six

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#180 o_sausage
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This dude

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#181 BK-Sleeper
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I hope they DON'T remove his helmet. Remember all the other iconic heroes/people whose faces we've never seen?. . . . . . The Claw from inspector gadget?. . . Charlie from Charlie's Angels?. . . . . . Uhh. . . . . . . Yeah. . .
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#182 Kikouken
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my mom!
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#183 DurhamNC
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Your mum!  This is an hilarious thread.  
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#185 -Predak-
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Mike Tyson , he would bite all the covenants ears off... if they have ears.Or maybe Paris Hilton , she would be like "thats hot", then get capped in the face.
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#186 pookalator2
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Dick Cheney.. Since he's so good with rifles.
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#187 MSA64
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Image Hosted by ImageShack.us MiNi Me!!
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pac-man
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#189 chaoscougar1
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Muhammad baby! The Muslims would be pissed. Suck my balls OsamaFlame_Co

thats nice and racist of u:evil:

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#190 ApocalypseXIVV
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Its actually gonna be stephen hawking, cause in the future hell be able to walk and function and take out all of his agression hes had built up on the covenant
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#191 mother_farter
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how bout master chief never removes his helmet if he did it would ruin halo
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#192 blacktorn
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Not funny
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#193 Mr_arizona
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Its BATISTA from WWE!
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#194 yogurt8706
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dave chappelle, master chief would take off his helmet and say "im master chief, ****

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#195 JJ4545
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I'd be funny if he was Bill Gates.

A slow, multi-angled, shot of the MC removing his helmet and it turns out he's Bill Gates. Then Gates turns to the camera, we get a close up, and he says:

"Damn right, b*tch"
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#196 MuffinPunk
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Uncle Sam. The American Icon 8)
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me
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#198 jus2nyce
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Master Chief is Asian... :wink:
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#199 f8al13
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Stephen Harper...
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#200 dmourino1017
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samus aran....and you're like....dag, girl...you get around!!!!!!!