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Recently Harry Kendall IV, a pharmacist at the local bank, was involved in a serious toaster incident.
Unfortunately, he had to be rushed to the hospital to intensive care due to severe third degree burns. But you mine as well know that the toast was rescued.
Yesterday, Harry was being moved to his new room on the third floor of the hospital, but the elevator suffered a major malfunction and it plummeted to a horrible fate.
Luckily, the aid that was moving Harry around is still in tact, but sadly Harry was lost his arms and legs because of his awfully horrific luck.
As of now, he is back at home, but he relies on boy scouts to feed him his soup for brunch, and girl scouts to prepare his dinner and dessert.
He also used to be fond of playing Rainbow Six Vegas frequently, but due to the loss of his major limbs, he now has to navigate his way around the Xbox 360 controller while only using his eyelashes. (sometimes his short intestine must be removed because his level of excitedness reaches a point of disaster)
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If you have any soul at all, and are touched by the slightest human suffering, you will not object to helping this poor man in his time of need. A charity has been created for Harry Kendall so that one day he will have enough money to buy himself a nice pair of robotic arms and wooden legs.
So please donate 12 cents to the Harry Kendall Association Foundation for the Better Living Standards of Toaster Accident Victims. (KHAFBLTAV)
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