Drunk Thief

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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I had a realy scary moment last night, I was watching The Chronicles of Narnia, I had just bought it and wanted to see it again, so it lasted to about 11pm at night and I was tired, about to go to bed when I had a 3 second panick moment of thinking that I missed Heroes, until I remembered that it wasn't Monday but Sunday. I had such a scare! But everythings fine now HEROES TONIGHT!

Hey, ya'll go to this web site and watch the turkey sing and dance. I think it's so funny. :lol: www.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=419277072&m=1172&rr=y&source=

The Galaxy is a dangerous place to roam, and no one knows that better than a loner like Rune Hallah. Which is why she's not quite sure why she agreed to escort a squeaky clean land-hugger like Kanna D'Litsu off to his home planet. Kanna is looking for an adventure and the strange alienne with eyes that keeping changing colors seems to be his answer. Now, Rune not only has to protect him from bounty hunters, religious wackos, and interstellar wars, nut she has to keep her new and very curious friend from diving into the biggest mystery of the galaxy.

Herself. Because Rune is not just another wild and rambunctious spacer. There is something dark and dangerous in her past that stalks them from planet to planet and threatens to overwhelm them both. And Rune might just need Kanna's friendship more than she ever realized.

I'm so HAPPY. I saw Happy Feet loved it! Also it's Monday and that's Heroes night.:) The Shadowstalker by C. K. Moore not in stores only on the internet, at Barnes and Noble or Amazon.:D

I'm gonna keep announcing this until someone tells me that they'll check it out or that they have. My sister really needs help here please check out her book The Shadowstalker by C. K. Moore. Thanks.:wink:

Again, I have nothing to say so I'm just gonna talk about absolutely nothing. Like for one thing I still Love CHICKEN and CHEESECAKE. HA HA! Oh, last night I watched agreat showing of smallville. My sister was over as well with her fiancee. She's an writter and just published her first book and she's working on another and needed some help because she was stuck. So of course she came to me. Hey, I can be inventive.:D. But we worked together and she no longer has writter block. RIGHT ON. Oh, if you want to check out her book it's on Amazon and Barnes and Noble sites. The book is The Shadow Stalker by C. K. Moore. Thanks if you do check it out.

It's Monday people. I shall be watching Heros tonight. WHO WILL JOIN ME!

It's my birthday, Oct. 22nd. I'm 18. I feel old.:D

I love chicken! and CHEESECAKE! Ha Ha.