I went to an anime convention last month, and this is what i have to say,m 3 words:

OLD

MEN

OOGLING.

And this diagram proves it:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8789/diagramofthewebja1.jpg

This is THE most abhorrent file host on the web.

1) Your FAQ is total bullsh@t because those cute little pictures are NOTHING like what shows up on my screen. All I get is porn and black text which reads

Your link here. Up-file free for all.

2) When I tried to register in hopes of maybe being able to see the screen your all seeing, I was given a blank screen and my registration failed.. over and over and over again.
3) The only way to actually download a file, appearantly is to change your own dysfunctional and feckless HTML code. If you really have no idea how to write codeing, use the money all those pr0n sites pay you to hire a programmer. I'm not spending my time rewritting it for you.
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You fail Up-File. You fail so hard I can't even begin to fathom it.
No other free file host is this incredibly insipid. Megaupload, Turboupload, RapidShare, Savefile, Filefront - even with their ever expanding ban list - are all so highly superior to you that I find it imopssible to comprehend why anyone in their right mind would use your site to host their files.

The problem isnt this our browers it's with your f@cking site
Bam my up-file account, I don't give a rats ass. Let me serve as a martyr to prove your total and complete incompetance.

Yeah yeah, we've all heard about it before. "Gawthick freaks sent home from school, told to put on jeans and a Polo shirt" is a common enough refrain in local newspapers because it happens all the time. School boards have ruled many times that black clothing, facial pierces and unusual (by whose standard?) makeup is a "distraction," can't have that in a learning environment yakkity yakkity yak. Students who follow the darker side of fashion are also easy targets since Harris and Kleybold (of Columbine infamy) wore black and listened to Manson AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID. Won't somebody think of the cHiLdReN!! Therefore, our culture, which is already pretty well socially marginalized, gets another thorn in our collective paw because those over-protective soccer moms don't want their plump, unimaginative, over-privileged kits to be exposed to anything that might offend their sensibilities.

Well there ya go - they can't be Gothic at that school because of Columbine. That's sound reasoning, right? Kinda like saying you aren't allowed to grow a long beard because of Osama bin Laden and what he did.

While it may seem that some of these students are attention-seekers, their hearts and principles are in the right place. legislating against a subculture by name is outright discrimination. Also note that this policy doesn't apply to the fashion plates, prosti-tots, buffies, jocks, druggies, gear-heads, greasers, skinheads, punk rockers, Bloods & Crips wanna-bes et cetera. But enough about them - what's your take on this? Should the students get cut some slack and be held to a policy that applies universally without singling out any particular groups? Or should they just STFU and put on a shirt and shorts from Old Navy?

Kommandantin

I am going to take over the world. I shall start by destroying each country's government and erecting naked staues of myself all over the globe. I shall enslave you all and keep certain very special ones as my personal playpets. The world shall be my dominion and I shall cast it in eternal darkness and all of you shall subsist off of mushrooms and Kool-Aid. In time all of you will develope excellent night vision and each grow a set of wings. Thanks to Darwinism of course. And when all is said and done, I shall destroy the weak and weakminded. instilling strenghth into my new race.

AND YOU SHALL WORSHIP ME AS THANKS FORTHE WONDERFUL LIFE I HAVE CREATED!!!

:lol:A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "Its square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." :lol:

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:




"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

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http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=NegaRose13

http://www.veoh.com/users/SushiiBar

www.n-arcana@hotmail.com

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=7716074

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For these quizes a scored as:

You scored as Hate Life. Pestimistic., You don't exactly hate life, but your getting there. Everything around you seems dull and grey, and you're just waiting for that light. Sometimes it can be hard to face the day, but if you hold on you'll find that candle. Pestimistic people often tend to look at the glass as "half empty" focusing on the things their missing in their life rather then the things they already have. At the end of the day try, (-even if you feel theres nothing!) to find at least 5 things that happened good. You may find your life improve greatly. Hehe I know mine did ;). Then again.... you may be one of those people who's "happy" being "unhappy", if you realize that then there's nothing bad about getting this at all! Good for you to love life even though you hate it... ?if that makes sense? :)
Please leave your comments on this test! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me what I need to fix!

Hate Life. Pestimistic.

80%

Balanced. Perspective.

75%

Giving up hope. Depressed.

55%

Content. Calm.

45%

Happy. Optimistic.

35%
How do you see life? (ANIME PICS + DETAILED ANSWERS)
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You scored as Naturally Dark, You are "Naturally Dark".It is in your nature to be attracted to the darker things in life, perhaps because you're clinically depressed,or just pessimistic.You most likely hate the stupid **** who pretend to be dark and depressed in an attempt to be "goth" or "emo". A good band for you would either be AFI or Bauhaus.

Naturally Dark

36%

Fallen

36%

Elegant dark

21%

Murderous/Scary Dark

14%
What is your level of darkness?
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