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the 15 laws of anime!

Now i cant take credit for this, because i gto it from somewhere else, but these are the 15 laws of anime PPL!!

THE 15 LAWS OF ANIME!!
1. The larger an object is, the faster it moves. (Boulders and large robots called "Media" top the scale.) 2. How small and cute an object or being is inversely proportional to how powerful the object or being is. 3. The good guys ALWAYS win in the end. 4. Never assume you know which side is the good guys!! 5. Anime heroes/heroines and/or their enemies can jump over ten stories high. 6. The more powerful a being is--the larger the "Glowsphere" or "Dimsphere". 7. Martial arts are considered as good if not better than nuclear weapons for the relative amount of damage dealt. 8. Despite how much they look the same, no one recognized the heroes of an anime until after they are seen transforming UNLESS they don't look the same in their hero form--at which point someone realizes it quite quickly. (AKA: The Sailor Moon/Bubblegum Crisis effect.) 9. Most main characters have some extra dimensional place to store stuff so they can get it anytime/anywhere. 10. If the bad guys have the good guys at their mercy, their boss is about to call them back as the bad guys "Aren't ready to take on the good guys". (AKA: The Idiot Boss Rule.) 11. Bad guys either see the light and become good or die almost heroically, still standing in their misguided beliefs. 12. NEVER underestimate anything that looks like a toy. Odds are it can be used as a deadly weapon. (Also: See Rule 2.) 13. Swords, Staves, and Spears cause more damage than most fully automatic firearms. 14. Unless it is critical to the storyline--weapons, armor, and other equipment never break, malfunction, or run out of ammo. (AKA: Regenerating Ammo Rule or Unbreakable Equipment rule.) 15. When in doubt, either toss a magical frisbee at/or summon a meteor shower down up the problem.

sex is like math......

a smile leads to a laugh...a laugh leads to a touch..a touch leads to a hug..a hug leads to a kiss......a kiss leads to makeout....makeout leads to finger...a finger leads to a hand..a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads to a **** tell me how many ppl are you gonna smile at after u read this, becus sex is liek math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and PRAY that you dont multiply!!(if your straight that is)
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