Ok, so I think some of my blogs may be weighing too heavily on the "serious" side...

So,

1) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...then it hit me.

2) To write with a broken pencil is pointless

3) Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects.

4) Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive

5) Prison walls are never built to scale

6) It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

7) He had a photographic memory that was never developed

8 ) A sign outside a drug rehab center read, "Keep Off The Grass"

:-)