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#1 -AlbertC
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add on some of your tips

A good look in the eyes and a sincere nice smile always seems to get things going
Beatyour chest and howl. Works like a charm.
Talk nice.
"I'm level 63."
Make eye contact and smile. If she smiles back, go and introduce yourself.
Be yourself unless your a dbag
be the most confident and assertive.
be taller then 5"4
Just go casual and if she likes you, then maybe start being less subtle
I haveinsert number of gamespotposts you have
Touch her shoulder.
Fresh haircut, clothes, eye contact, just basically you have to feel like your the man.
playing to your strengths helps
have a nice smile

Don't stink. Wash yourself, don't bathe in cologne. Don't have greasy hair. If you're going shirtless, don't have stuff stuck in your armpit hair. I've seen everything from stickers to a Q-tip in random people's underarms.

Don't be a jerk, don't try to be "the situation", don't act like a smartass. Don't assume you can get in anyone's pants you want because you're oh-so-hot.

Be a respectful person to her and her friends, and the people you come in contact with. I would walk away in a heartbeat if a date/person I was hanging out with thought that it made them look cool or something to treat waitstaff and service people like garbage. You're not proving you're better than somebody by doing this, it's unattractive.

Be honest, but don't be rude. If somebody asks you what you think of something, don't be brutal if it's bad/looks terrible/isn't good. if she sees you trying to soften the blow of saying something harsh, she'll respect you for it.

Watch your words. If you're speaking to her, don't say "that's stupid" if she says something like "I was so upset today because my favorite bracelet broke" or " *certain show* got cancelled". Even if it seems like a stupid thing to be upset over, it probably really bothered her. Be caring and don't dismiss her feelings. She will love you for this.

read LGMH (love gives me hope) for stuff that super awesome people do. Adopt the ones you can. You will get brownie points for being adorable and amazing. I'm sure I could think up more, but not being a male or a lesbian, I don't really know what problems people specifically have with women.

takeyour shirt off and ask them if they got tickets to go see the gun show.
Sex Panther.
If you have a good story to tell, do tell and let her talk too.
show heryour level 80 Human Warlock, chicks dig WoW
Attraction is not needed to mate.
club them over the head and drag them to your cave
look at women for what they are
Girls don't like mean guys, they like guys who can tease them (with jokes, like I said) but still be nice to them
Talking with them is the best way.
print a shirt with your post count, achievements, and favorite anime on it
I think being kind and caring is important, as well as not being apathetic.
Look in her eyes when you talk to her. Don't be shy. Make her feel comfortable by smiling and be assertive in your approach.
Extenze.
Just stand there and groove.
Gamespot level and post count obviously
Play acoustic guitar
Just tell em your everything they always wanted.
Be funny, be nice, and be smooth
Good eye contact, confidence, and a non creepy smile
Helps if you're in good shape
Chloroform
Don't scratch yourself in public
Recite (flawlessly) all the combos and special moves from Street Fighter 4.
Flash your breasts.
Pretend you actually care about what they are saying.
Get a six pack and a well paid job.
Talk to them as equals, not as heavenly creatures, even if you don't have good looks, women love confidence
gel, tuck, and pop that collar.
show her your pokemanz
start a conversation, like "who do you like more? Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny?" and other such lines.
Hang brain
"hey, how you doing? want to see the size of my hard-drive?"
I own a ferrari and a lamborgini at Second Life.
I finished all street fighter games on hardest difficult with zangief.
Make sure you laugh at her jokes and whatnot
women are attracted to male sweat,
the majority of girls are into bad boys
"Its my **** in a box!"
ask if she would like to come back to your place for some tea and a nice mushroom stamp
Pop your collar and wear your flat brimmed gold Yankees hat sideways
Just drop your pants
women are attracted to all different body types
confidence

now all you have to follow is your fellow users tips and you're bound to get a lady

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#2 -AlbertC
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It said two fertilized eggs which means it's gonna be more fun to reproduce now

at least for the guys

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#3 -AlbertC
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[QUOTE="-AlbertC"]

[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"] I remember you Prince Albert. Arent you supposed to be in the can? :PKrunkMastaX

haha yea I was close to it. That's actually why I left for a while but then I came back to find a new OT.

Glad to see you recognized me though

Course I do youve been here forever silly. The real question do you recognize me? :P

I do. The weird thing is that when I recognize someone from a long time ago I always remember them with a much lower post count and level so it throws me off that you've gained so many more posts and levels. It's kinda weird but in a sense it's like seeing someone when they were 13 and then seeing them again when they are 19. Such a big change

but yea, we go back to the times of the old blue gamespot

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#4 -AlbertC
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[QUOTE="-AlbertC"]

If we were back in '05 I would say really well known but now few users recognize me...

KrunkMastaX

I remember you Prince Albert. Arent you supposed to be in the can? :P

haha yea I was close to it. That's actually why I left for a while but then I came back to find a new OT.

Glad to see you recognized me though

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If we were back in '05 I would say really well known but now few users recognize me...

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#6 -AlbertC
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Wow that was a big wall of text. Luckily it's late at night so I decided to read all of it

but seriously you messed up taking him home. Instead of taking your time just tell him no. It doesn't matter if he is mentally retarded, he should learn to respect your time off and things that you need to do. You screwed up by being the nice guy. Who cares what others think that you drove him home late. If they give you **** on that just reply "Well then maybe you should of taken him home, I had **** to do!"

simple as that. Don't worry about what others think or say, just defend yourself and don't be afraid to say no

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#7 -AlbertC
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[QUOTE="McJugga"][QUOTE="BiancaDK"]Also, the mcjugga fad is awesome, since the mindless haters of OT become that much more easy to spot. =}~BiancaDK
Oh god. You shouldn't have said that. :P

oh, why not?

it's a dumb fad and he is going to become one of those people that is remembered just because of users like yourself.

it's just bringing attention to himself and people who follow him

hopefully this isn't too bad to the point where it is moderated as it only states my opinion and no harsh remarks were made...

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#9 -AlbertC
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do it. serves him right for being too slow

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#10 -AlbertC
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[QUOTE="-AlbertC"]

[QUOTE="mattisgod01"]

None of those cars where originally sold to people who "Just" had the money....you had to be someone important. Basically the company chose who would be allowed to buy one.

thelastguy

yea, I actually heard lil wayne has been trying to get a veyron for the longest time but hasn't been able to and one knows he has the money to do it

Haha I wouldn't want him to have it either

I could imagine him getting stoned and smashing the thing up

haha yea, it's such a shame seeing nice cars wrecked by dumb drivers