Well I stole some guys car, that made them start looking after me (for the sake of less typing let's just refer to these as stars) So, basically I got one star. When I seen one I had to drive on the side walk and I might of hit a few people so that gave me 2 stars. I then ditched the car in the lake and found a rocket launcher, so, naturally I started firing it off and can you believe the nerve they gave me 3 stars. So now the FBI are looking for me like I'm an Alien who has escaped Area 51, sniped those guys, which then it skipped star 4 and went right to 5 which then made the army come after me. I gotta say it was one hell of a night.
The number of friends that I have (I only have 2).
Hinata237
Right..... (so you really have 3 right?)
No, only two. I don't want people to feel sorry for me, they always assume that I'm depressed whenever I tell them I only have two friends. It's annoying.
If you tell people the truth then it's not a lie. :|
[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="-R3Vo"]Ah, I'm from Canada, and I personally love America, a lot of things there are just so cool! However, your eating portions in resurants aren't realistic. I was never fully finishing my plate of food, our portions up here are just smaller more human like :P. One more thing as well is that you guys can be very rude, oh and you don't like to cover up your ghettos I took one wrong turn in Buffalo and thought someone was going to steal my car. It was like -20 out and there were random people standing on the side walks looking off in space.darkmoney52
I heard the small drink you get at McDonalds in the US is bigger than a large in France.
Haha, that's awesome!
explains obesity
Very true.
I think we're making some head way.
Yay, Obesity 08'!
We should make a movie about our findings and name it Super Size M-- Ah sh*t...
Their opinion matters that much to you? Next time they have one of their parties they are going to do something like this: "David come here I was telling these people about your Jeopardy amazingness" David:"Oh uh alright" then they ask you questions and you look simple.
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