True story:
When I was 16, still living with my parents, my uncle had a house next door. He was a big dealer all ways messed up on something. He went on this 11 day streak of no sleep, remodeling his house from 8pm to 10am in the morning lol no lie. He had just installed a huge glass window on the front side of his house.
About 8 days into his drug marathon he started swearing that someone was out to get him. They were in the woods video taping him and his wife. About 2am in the morning my dad stepped outside into the bushes with a lazer pointer (when lazerpointers was a fad) and put it right on my uncle's wifes head.
Well long story short, a 38 year old drug addict diving head first out of a brand new expensive window, then low crawling army style through broken glass for cover is about the most goda#ned funniest thing i've ever saw in person in my entire life.
^top that
Mister_Biggie
Pics or it didnt happen!
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