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[QUOTE="wstfld"] The Military: Respawn time is infiniteLto_thaG

The Military: Isnt a joke

The Military: Where friendly fire is always ON.

Mandarin, because China is still growing economically and those who can speak their language would have an edge over others looking for jobs in a field that deals with the Chinese....which is every field :D

I believe in "Lust At First Sight", love can't be based on looks alone :) Or at least I am hoping....for my sake :P

Because Jasmine, Mulan, and Pocahantas were quite clearly all white people of European descent. SpaceMoose

When will there be a hispanic princess?

This old man came into our store once (gift shop) asking if we had a restroom, I told him to try the restaurant next door, and when he walked away I noticed a big pile of poop, what I hadn't noticed was that he went into one side of the store, all the way towards the back looking for one, then walked out on the street and into the other entrance where I was. I proceed to check for more feces, and found a little trail of nuggets from the sidewalk, into the other side of the store, all the way to the back and out again, until the whopper he left on my side of the store. I radio'ed my boss upstairs who asked for a description and then went looking for him. I then worried people might step in it and track it into the store, making even more of a mess, so I started cleaning it. I picked up the whopper with a plastic bag I had placed on my hand, and caught a whiff. It was the first time in my life I threw up because of a smell. I have cleaned up after many a pet, but this was a different monster. I then cleaned the feces on the sidewalk and people walking by were like "Oh, did a dog do that?" and I said "Actually it was an elderly gentleman." then one lady said "Oh, bless his heart." What about me!!!???? So my boss ended up catching up to the guy and got $20 from him, which she gave to me. I went straight to a bar after work to drink the taste in my mouth away, and to wash away the memory. Wear diapers if you can't control your bowels people!!!!

I invented one like seven minutes in heaven, but it's called seven minutes in hell, I can't post details in fear of moderation.......

I like MMA better, but I have the option to watch both Pacquiao v. Cotto and UFC 105 tonight, and I chose the boxing just because I want to see Pacquiao stomp Cotto more than I want to see Couture dust off his gloves :P

I haven't seen any Black Friday commercials, I used to remember commercial after commercial right after Halloween a few years ago, maybe they are afraid people will spend less for Christmas if they spend all their money this month? Weird. I did it one year, went to Best Buy at 4 am, it was a zoo, and I got a sweet deal on a car stereo, but I won't be doing that again unless they offer 40" LCD TV's for $200 and I get a chance to sit on Tricia Helfer's lap :P

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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

I dont like it either, its all sticky from candy and beer.

Film-Guy

Are you dating an alcoholic with a sweet tooth? lol Reminds me of this bit from Dave Attell's stand-up where he talks about cotton candy and Scotch whiskey. He says they're two things he loves, but they just don't go together. "(Walks into a room and smells both) Cotton candy and Scotch whiskey? Has someone been f****** a clown in here?!!" :P

Nah its a quote from that show its always sunny in philadelphia. I like Dave Attell though.

You're a fan of the show? I hadn't noticed *looks left of name* :P It's a funny show, I haven't seen many episodes though, only the one where there is a water stain that looks like Jesus, and one where they go to prom, both were outrageous, in a good way.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Why would you be kissing someone if you weren't in love with them?

flordeceres

Maybe it's because of my latent daddy issues or maybe it's the liquor talking but goddangit, I loves me some pre-marital kissing

I lol'd, beer goggles are awesome.