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Semi Final no.2: Dante vs. Wolverine, vote now

Edit 3: ACK NO!!! DANTE IS WINNING! VOTE WOLVERINE!!!!

Edit 2: OH NOES! DANTE IS CATCHING UP!! BLEH BLEH THANKS A LOT YOU GUYS! :twisted:

Edit: DANTE IS GETTING HIS PRETTY-BOY A$$ WHUPPED BY WOLVERINE! :P :P :P AHAHAHAHA!!!

Semi final no.2 Dante vs. Wolverine, vote now (whisper: vote Wolverine! Dante is impossibly hard to write for!!)

Previously:
Semi final Darth Vader vs. Yoda score 3 - 7

Yoda: "A body mostly of metal have you former padawan of Obi-Wan. To it a giant magnet stick you will."
Yoda presses a switch and from nowhere a huge electromagnet lowers. Vader flies through the air and sticks to the magnet with a clang.
Vader struggles to break free but to no avail.
Vader: "The force is strong with this magnet. But it is not a Jedi yet."
Yoda: "Nooo....a Jedi it is not. A bloody magnet it is."
Vader: "Oh. Yeah. Damn."
Yoda: "My party trick time for it is"
Yoda short circuits Vader's robot body, causing him to lose control over it. The Sith Lord's body starts making random jerks and spasms.
Yoda: "Doing Happy Dance looks like you are ^_^ "
Vader (deeply embarrassed): "This is not funny.........Do I dance well?"
Yoda: "Better than I can. Up my botty Frank Oz's hand movement resticts severely."
Vader: "Ouch"
Yoda: "Yeah"

Yoda proceeds to the next round, while Vader is still dancing uncontrollably :P

SEMI FINAL OMG!!! Darth Vader vs. Yoda! Vote now!

Semi final no. 1 : Darth Vader vs. Yoda

Previously:
Round 15: Dante vs. Mario score 7 - 5

Mario grabs a mushroom and throws it at Dante, causing him to shrink in size. Dante is still taller than Mario though. The little Italian grabs a magic hammer and goes into berserk mode, running around bopping the son of Sparda on the head. Dante dons his gauntlets Ifrit and flame punches Mario with an exquisite uppercut. Mario struggles to his feet, his moustache burnt off and a fiery look in his eyes. He jumps up high in the air and yells the worst expletives he can think of: " ITSA ME, MARIO! EEHH HAA! MAMA MIA! MARIOOOO! UGHH!" It appears he has landed on Alastor, Dante's lightning sword.

Dante proceeds to the next round. (He may be cool, but he's so damn hard to write for :cry: )