Edit 3: ACK NO!!! DANTE IS WINNING! VOTE WOLVERINE!!!!
Edit 2: OH NOES! DANTE IS CATCHING UP!! BLEH BLEH THANKS A LOT YOU GUYS! :twisted:
Edit: DANTE IS GETTING HIS PRETTY-BOY A$$ WHUPPED BY WOLVERINE! :P :P :P AHAHAHAHA!!!
Semi final no.2 Dante vs. Wolverine, vote now (whisper: vote Wolverine! Dante is impossibly hard to write for!!)
Previously:
Semi final Darth Vader vs. Yoda score 3 - 7
Yoda: "A body mostly of metal have you former padawan of Obi-Wan. To it a giant magnet stick you will."
Yoda presses a switch and from nowhere a huge electromagnet lowers. Vader flies through the air and sticks to the magnet with a clang.
Vader struggles to break free but to no avail.
Vader: "The force is strong with this magnet. But it is not a Jedi yet."
Yoda: "Nooo....a Jedi it is not. A bloody magnet it is."
Vader: "Oh. Yeah. Damn."
Yoda: "My party trick time for it is"
Yoda short circuits Vader's robot body, causing him to lose control over it. The Sith Lord's body starts making random jerks and spasms.
Yoda: "Doing Happy Dance looks like you are ^_^ "
Vader (deeply embarrassed): "This is not funny.........Do I dance well?"
Yoda: "Better than I can. Up my botty Frank Oz's hand movement resticts severely."
Vader: "Ouch"
Yoda: "Yeah"
Yoda proceeds to the next round, while Vader is still dancing uncontrollably :P
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