Round 8 : Sephiroth vs, Seymour
Vote for the winner, I will write the action to fit the voting pattern.

Previously:
Round 7 : Auron vs. Zombie from Resident Evil score 7 - 2

Battle of the undeads. Zombie sees Auron 10 metres away and lurches forwards to attack. Auron readies his Masamune blade. 5 minutes later, Zombie has covered 0.43m, and Auron feels bored. Another 10 minutes later, Zombie has got 0.71m closer to his opponent. Auron has made himself a sandwich. 23 min later, Zombie is halfway to Auron, who has finished a cup of coffee and is having a nap. An hour after starting, Zombie reaches Auron, who simply walks through a doorway and closes the door behind him. The legendary guardian is now completely safe from attack. However, Zombie happens to be a RE Outbreak zombie, and has therefore mastered door-opening.

Stepping through, he sees Auron and asks for his signature. It seems the guardian is famous even in Raccoon city. Weeping tears of joy, Zombie shakes Auron's hand and rushes off at the speed of sound.
15 min later, he has sold Auron's signed photo on ebay and made a nice sum of money. Zombie uses the cash to get a nose job and botox injections, which improves his appearance by about......0.01%. Whatever makes him happy.....

Auron proceeds to the next round, as Zombie seems more interested in cosmetic surgery than fighting.

P.S. Does anyone actually read the stories? Seems pointless to write them if no-one does so.

The combatant list has been bumped

Participants:

Sephiroth - ff7
Barret - ff7
Tifa - ff7
Sora - Kingdom Hearts
Donald - KH
Yoda - Star Wars
Squall - ff8
Vaan - ff12
Darth Vader - Star Wars
Dante - Devil May Cry
Zombie - any Resident Evil
Mario
Seymour - ffx
Black Waltz 3 - ff9
Vivi - ff9
Auron - ffx
Rikku - ffx-2
KIT - the car from Knightrider
Wolverine - X-men
Gandalf - LOTR

Just vote on who you want to win, I'll write the story bit to fit. If no-one votes for a fight I'll decide who wins by random.

Won't be here much for the next few days cos I got some stuff to do. You can catch me on msn or AIM (on my profile page) if you want, and I'll pop in to continue the character showdowns. Laters!

Round 7 : Auron vs. Zombie
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Previously:
Round 6 : Squall vs. Mario score 4 - 6

Squall: mean, moody, depressed and on Prozac, comes up against Mario, who somehow manages to remain cheerful despite getting his girl kidnapped all the time by a dinosaur thingy monster, and having an inferior brother who keeps trying to upstage him.
Squall fires his gunblade at Mario, but the little plumber is sooo happy that the bullet can't bear to hurt him, and swerves away. Thoroughly pissed off now, (as if he isn't usually) Squall takes a swipe at Mario, but the blade bends, and curves over his head. Throwing the now useless sword away, Squall throws a punch, but the land suffers a sudden earthquake, which causes the ground below Mario's feet to twist and carry him away from the fist.
Squall walks off into a corner and starts crying. Mario cooks him a pizza to cheer him up, and the two become best friends.

Mario goes through to the next round, on the basis of being more cheerful than Squall. And the fact that physics is on Mario's side has something to do with it too.

Round 6 : Squall vs. Mario
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Previously:
Round 5 : Wolverine vs. Vaan score 7 - 2

Seeing Vaan from afar, Wolverine thinks, that's a nice looking girl.....and walks up to Vaan.
Wolverine: "Yo, my bad temper and adamantium claws prevent me from having relationships. You wanna make out?"
Vaan promptly responds by sucker-punching Wolverine in the groin. However, the exertion causes Vaan's waistcoat to open, revealing his manly chest. Seeing this, Wolverine flies into his berserker rage, and slices Vaan into 23 pieces, then those 23 pieces into 41 pieces, and so on and so on.

Without a doubt, Wolverine goes through to the next round. This fight was quite boring actually :(

I've just spent 5 hours doing homework, in chemistry, biology and pure maths. Not having been taught some of the stuff didn't help either. Going to bed very soon, and I still haven't finished, there's so much to do. I'll complete it tomorrow in my free period......

Round 5 : Wolverine vs. Vaan
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Previously:
Round 4 : Yoda vs. Barret score 6 - 1

Barret, aka Mr. T, starts the fight with a burst of machine gun fire from his gun arm. Yoda uses the force to halt the bullets in mid-air, Matrix styley. The green puppet with a hand up it's a$$ attempts to cast Ultima, final fantasy style. However his way with words causes him to recite the spell in the wrong word order and he ends up attacking himself with the spell. Injured, (plastic and rubber slightly melted, human hand a bit burnt) Yoda gets mad, slashes at Barret with his lightsabre and walks off with victory over the mighty Barret, who feels, literally, half the man he once was.

Yoda proceeds to the next round.

I can't log into msn messenger.....I keep getting a pop-up saying either there is a problem with the service or that my internet connection is the fault. I know it's not the latter, but surely there can't still be problems with the service? This has been happening for a while now :(. Meh, I suppose I could use AIM but not many people I know use it :(

While you're here, perhaps you would care to cast a vote for the showdowns....? :P Shamelessly advertising other threads - whatever will I think of next :D

Round 4 : Yoda vs. Barret
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Previously :
Round 3 : Rikku vs. KIT score 4 - 2

(Hum the Knightrider theme tune as you read this)

KIT: "Good morning Michael, I love your curly hair....and those tight jeans..." *KIT's engine starts to overheat*
Rikku takes the opportunity to try on her newly obtained David Hasselhoff dressphere, and becomes the spitting image of the Baywatch and Knightrider "star".
Rikku : Hi KIT, my you look sleek and sexy today.....*KIT's tyres burst.* " And I just adore that smooth, shiny exterior of yours...." *KIT's windscreen wipers pop up* "And hot damn your engine makes such a lovely purring noise....." *KIT's windscreen shatters, bonnet flies off and bumper drops to the ground.*
KIT : "Oh Michael!!!" *KIT explodes in a fit of passion, showering Rikku with lumps of horny metal*

Rikku proceeds to the next round, with some bumps, bruises and scratches, and KIT's camp voice ringing in her ears.

Round 3 : Rikku vs. KIT
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Previously
Round 2 : Gandalf vs. Tifa score 4 - 3

Tifa begins the fight by shaking her "lady bumps" at Gandalf, who hasn't "had some" for the past few thousand years. Staring intently at Tifa's thorax, he fails to see her fists and takes a good beating. Getting up, Gandalf thinks of Saruman naked on a trampoline, a thought guaranteed to sober even the most red-blooded male. Coming to his senses, he draws his sword Glamdring and takes a swing at Tifa, missing but causing her to fall off the cliff conveniently placed behind her.

Gandalf proceeds to the next round, albiet with some difficulty walking :lol: