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De-motivator

This is from an actual product that makes fun of motivational posters.

See if you can get the sarcasm.

Wishes:

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true.Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.Then you're pretty hosed no matter what you wish for.Unless it's death by meteor.

More on the way!!!!:lol:

PS3 Madness.

Here is a list of things the PS3 has caused:

  1. Riots
  2. Gunshots
  3. Carjackings
  4. Muggings
  5. Robberies

All this cause' people want a PS3.......

Car Commercial Warnings For Dumb Guys.

FINALLY a commercial has the right idea!! "Yes this is a fantasy. Real cars can't drive on buildings." That was the warning on the bottom of the screen on a Ford Edge commercial. Nowadays if a car commercial does'nt have one of those, "Do not attempt", things on their commercial, they soon get sued because some fat dumb guy got hurt or killed trying to do something in a car that someone with even a speck of common sense would avoid doing.

What they should really say is this:

"The goings on in this commercial are pure fantasy.Neither you nor your dumb friends should attempt anything from this commercial."

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YYAAAAAAAYYYYYYy!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!! STEELERS WIN!!!!!! WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!!!!! Hanging on by a thread, maybe, but WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!!!!!!! Sorry, New Orleans, but it had to be done. Next week, Cleveland!!!

I know everyone likes Christmas,but this goes too far.

Yes.They are already airing Christmas commercials, and its not even Thanksgiving yet.Commercials with Christmas music, presents, and the guy in the red suit.There should be a law against anything that has to do with Christmas before Thanksgiving.*waits*.Kidding.But seriously.There is a house in my neighborhood that already has a CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!ACTUALLY, ONE IN EVERY WINDOW!!!!!!

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