I'm so crazy bored, that I'm gonna tell you a random story about - "Bill"
Bill is about to go off to his new job.....he wore his favorite slacks, tie, shirt, and sports jacket. he was ready for the day.
Bill: Honey, I'm off to work.
Betty(wife): Have a good day!...Don't forget your papers.
Bill: I got em.
He leaves his house....he looks up at the sunshine..."Ah what a beautiful day....a flock of birds fly over him.....but then poop on his work clothes....he walks down the path and sees a hot dog stand (yes he wants a hot dog for breakfast") he orders one a dog comes running around the corner, obviously wanting the hot dog....runs over and jumps on him....ripping his clothes.....he grabbed the hot dog and ran....there was no time to change....he grabbed his case with the papers and continued on.....he passes by a bowling alley.....when a bowling ball comes flying through the door and smacks him on the face. knocking the case onto the road....he runs out to gather it and gets hits by a semi........
several hours later.......Bill walks into the office with bandages all over his body, crutches, bruised everywhere, 10 broken bones......the boss walks up to him....and wiht a gasping shock says..."Oh my Gosh, Bill!!!.....where are the papers!!??"
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