There's no such thing as too epic. This game will be insanely good.

I thought it was banned because of anal probe weapons?

@duuuuuuude1 Nope! DOGS belong in COD ;p

I keep wondering what it would be like if both and/or all of these megacorps just "get along" and actually team up to make 1 super console that satisfies the ultra majority of gamers and plays every fucking game ever made till the end of time?

Being not much of an MMO player at all, I've only played Ultima Online (years ago), DDO and Neverwinter. I found Ultima to be the superior experience out of those three, but I did stop playing after a couple of months coz I hated the monthly subscription thing with a passion. I much prefer the F2P like DDO and Neverwinter with options to pay for heavy item shit, which I clearly couldn't bother with anyway. But I can see the negatives of that when it comes to PVP..

@lucas_2020 I am hoping for the return of naval warships in multi. But I'm betting that scene is definitely scripted from the single player campaign.

Where's my Android version :(

For fucks sake, I've just obliterated my last pair of underpants. Why was there no warning message at the start of this clip? A simple "Do not watch if you have high blood pressure or weak anus" would have prevented this accident!

That's way too long to wait. Get rid of this SHIT now.