I'm just curious, have you seen a movie made AFTER the early 90s?vadicta
How can I see a movie that hasn't been made yet, foo? Crazy time travelling jibber jabber! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some leg warmers and a leather jacket.
The nerd takes off her glasses and shakes her hair...instant babe! People actually say "according to my calculations". So long as there is 80s montage music going on in the background, you can run halfway across a city without breaking a sweat or running out of breath. You can run through post-9/11 airport security as long as your true love is just about to board a plane (bonus points if it's bound for Paris). Bullet wounds and knife wounds don't hurt half as much as when the love interest is treating you afterwards. Typing reeeeeeally fast into DOS will make you hack multiple mainframes and protocols and internets. So long as you do an epic roll, falling from 10+ feet won't hurt you at all. Wielding dual pistols/machine guns is both more convenient and highly accurate. Violently shaking and crying over the corpse of your loved one will be more effective than CPR.
Had to be done. 
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