Eddie loves generating drama.

@queuing_for_PS4 I'm going to have to be faster to make my sandwiches when the WII U is loading now! D:

@emptycow @wcwj26 There's trolling, then there's just being desperate to get attention.

They also sell better.

Cuz kids.

@emptycow It's okay, grandma, it's okay.

Here, take your pills.

Jesus, I knew it was slow but I didn't realise it was THAT slow.

@omenjamlord @ArataWata Already called it.

No WII U version?

Better sign that petition!

....

I hope it isn't really possible for anyone to be that dumb.

If you had any survival instincts you wouldn't buy this game.