Why do we have to choose between a giant, bulging, neckless monster and an androgynous girl-man? Don't they realize there's a middle ground?

It's probably going to be for psn+ users only.

Not that it matters to me, I'll probably just preorder it anyway.

From what I heard, DA:O was an exception in that the PS3 version was actually slightly better than the 360 version. Of course, I've only played the PS3 version, so I wouldn't know personally.

Wow... the guy in that video has a braided ponytail...

Vault Dweller. Great name for a boy or girl.

You might want to look into Metal Gear Solid: Rising. It doesn't have a release date yet, but from the information that's out, it sounds like what you're looking for.

Steal your grandpa's will, write yourself into it, murder him, then buy a ps3 with your "inheritance."

12 definately, followed by 6 during the world of ruin.

HERBERT MOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortunatly, John Marston was aiming his revolver at Herbert's head.

"You can't kill me, I'M HERBERT MOOOOOOOON!!!!! And neither of us are Playstation characters! You should be helping me wage war in the name of the multi-platform universe!" yelled Moon.

"Take a closer look at what I'm wearing. It's the Walton's Gang disguise, exclusive to the PS3! I was a spy the whole time!" John blasted Moon's head off. "Now I just need to reach Nathan Drake so I can warn him about the other multi-plat agents, by the names of...

Upon dialing 362-555-0100, he thought he was calling the only man he knew that could help him but instead it was a cheat code for full health, armor, and ammunition. He battled the Mushroom men with ease like Niko did in GTA4 with that cheat code. After defeating the Mushroom men, Rico ....ExoticAnimal

sat back down on his throne. He was no prince, he was a god. A very War-like god. Suddenly, a man burst into the house, weilding twin swords. The mysterious man yelled "I shall defeat you for my name is...