14, to a 16YO girl.

I feel wired throughout most of the day.

Mine is a lack of suitable stimuli (emptiness).

[QUOTE="Mr_Manikin52"]

The 2011 Ford Everest. :o

Vancelvany

Damn, that is one nice choice. I was thinking of a Kia Sportage or Sorento but this Everest presents a dilemma as well.

Junk American auto's made by slackers with a chip on their shoulder? Nah! Go with German, Swedish, or Japanese, and save yourself a headache.

I want a 19 YO Canadian emo whore for X-Mas. If Santa lets me down just one more time, I will kill him in a most unfashionable manner.

The internet and/or master debating, which oddly enough they go hand-in-hand.SeraphimGoddess

Master Bates and Seaman Stains are my heroes!

[QUOTE="Arsephixiation"]

If I woke up one morning and found that my penis was gone, I would be devastated! What the hell would I do for entertainment?! Play mediocre video games and watch escapist movies? Sorry, but neither will replace my Special Purpose!

Darthkaiser

My Special Purpose (if I still had it) would work irrespective of women. My nightmare revolves around if it was one day gone!:cry: The memory alone would be enough to fuel it...

If I woke up one morning and found that my penis was gone, I would be devastated! What the hell would I do for entertainment?! Play mediocre video games and watch escapist movies? Sorry, but neither will replace my Special Purpose!

Chugging vodka (Smirnoff Blue) and pondering life.

It never takes more than a week, thanks to the speedy nature of the Interwebz.