I refused to see this one. I wanted no part of it. Alas, a friend and I found ourselves with time to kill and we went and saw it. I don't want to support these remakes, but I also wanted to know what I am talking about when I see other friends and fans discussing it. So I went. It was exactly what I feared. First off, one of the biggest mistakes the movie made was the changing of Freddy's backstory. They changed him from a sadistic child killer to a child molestor. It doesn't work as well. Besides a few moments of awkwardness and some squeamish pervy moments with Nancy, it also waters down the infamous glove. Here, there is no purpose for the glove at all. In the original story, he made his glove to carry out his evil deeds to the little kids of Springwood. In this movie, it serves no point. As dream killer Freddy, it's just a weapon. He molested these kids and one has part of her dress cut in the front. That's it?. He just created this glove to give a bad tailoring job to a dress?. It's really silly and this change in story is on real shakey ground. I'm certainly not making light of the seriousness of the new child molestor storyline, since it's just as awful a deed, but it makes Freddy more of a dirty perv than anything else. It lessens the character a lot more. It was a giant mistake that lessens the reason and impact for the glove. As for Freddy himself, I like Jackie Earle Haley a lot. He's a good actor and seems like a great guy. But he's not Freddy. This just isn't for him, but you can't put the blame all on him. He is hampered with a mistake of a new backstory, as well as a weak, shakey script in general. A script that lacks in scares and makes up for it with loud noises to keep you awake and "jump scares". There are so many of them in this movie. At the end, you aren't scared. You just got a pounding headache. As for the effects, that's another disappointment. A modern movie with a $35 million budget and they don't do anything spectacular or out of the world with any of it. The only interesting aspects are the iconic scenes they took out of the original film. Even then, those scenes(with the exception of Nancy falling into blood to get away from Freddy) are drained of the impact and power they originally had. The worst is Freddy coming over the wall above Nancy. Here, it's just a CGI cartoon that is so laughably bad and devoid of any power that people in the audience with me were laughing. You can't CGI scares. That's just lazy filmmaking. The 'micro naps' part of the story is kinda/sorta interesting, but in the end it just means more "boo scares" and a chance to see more Freddy, which also dampers the tension. Is there anything I like?. I liked the opening credits and the music. And.....um, Katie Cassidy. She's purdy. Honestly, that's about it. There is such a cold, mechanical, detached feel to this movie that it never recovers from it. It's very much a modern movie for modern audiences. Cheap CGI, lousy story, and an unwillingness to put all the tools they have at their disposal to any kind of creative and effective use = a real nightmare.
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