No, not the awesome movie. 8)
I mean...ask questions about Australia.

Yes, I'm an Aussie, what's wrong with that?:|

Okay, before you start.

I got injured today soI got some ice from the office at school. :)

At home, I squished my sore toe and something happened.
[spoiler] Pus came squirting out. [/spoiler]

So, I put it in some dettol, and I don't know if I have an ingrown toenail or not. :?

And............

The new Mortal Kombat won't be released in Australia.

Why?

Well, all video games that are confirmed over R 18+ in Australia are banned.

..........I just turn the blood off, I'll turn it on whem I'll stop being a wuss.:P

:cry:

Bye.

-Blaze

Oh, my brother is evil. He TOOK Earthworm Jim with him! :x

Don't forget to ask questions about the country I live in, Australia! :D

It's a very unforunate thing, isn't it? I mean, when someone dies, the pain is everlasting. We can't stop most deaths.
My brother was close to dying when he had staph, yimonia and plurasy. (I can't spell)
Craig Deakin, a friend of my brother's, brother of a cla$$mate, was killed in a car crash last year, but not his fault, it was due to another driver being drunk.
I made a blog about him once, he installed my Austar (pay tv).
Also, someone at school, her brother recently died due to a car crash as well.
I never met my uncle, he was murdered when my Mum was 16.
Then, in order, my birds died. Pancake the Budgie, Ruben the Budgie, Cheeky the Peachface, and more recently, a few weeks ago in fact, Nacho the Budgie.
Years ago when I was only young, my Kelpie, Kellie, died.
Then Jake the Mutt ran away, I presumed he was dead.
Also my friend's cat, was bitten by a snake.
Then a lot of my friends on DevArt had their cats killed/dead.
There have been many celebriteis too, with the world mourning their deaths.
Michael jackson, Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger, Leslie Nielson...the list goes on.

But when I woke up this morning, checked my iPod, looked at a blog.

LittleGreenDog's blog.

It seems that a tragic thing happened.

Her Cat, Sam, was murdered by a Pit Bull.

I feel really sorry for her and I hope her and her family will cope.
Let's hope the lawsuit will go well too.

R.I.P Sam the Cat. :cry:

-Blaze

My toe is sore! :cry:

I was gonna blog about nicknames but since I have that computer restriction and........nevermind.

At school, part of my back was really hurting, so I went to the office and then sick bay, I got a heat pack on my back. :)
Hey, that rhymes!:|

It was windy at school today.

Now, I'm gonna tell you nicknames of my pokemon for interest, from my Pokemon Pearl game.
Darn, it's not working! :x

*blows into DS* :|

Hey, it worked.:|
The touchscreen is scratched somehow.:|

It easily shows when you play Super Scribblenauts! :x

I'm typing this as it loads.:|

Why do they spell lotto with one t in Jubilife City?:|

yes, this is the one rare occasion of me playing a video game.:P

:|

I'm serious.:|
NOTE: most of these are from when i forst got a DS, and that was 2 years ago,I think...maybe 3:|

Mumble.
Star
Stinkyface
Swirly
Lushio
Sith
Kan
Error404
*Cough*
Weatherie
Hungry
Wobbler
Ow My Hand
Yella
Mudpile
Risa

Ka-BRAN!
Sight
Awesomeness
Nickopen
Snowz
Sonya
Daisuke
Xales
Pecan Pie
Happy Meal
LowOpera
Lon Lon
Doug
Flowz
Knob
:|

And that's just some.

Now you know how I nickname pokemon :P

Bye

-Lauren

I hope my friends and GS friends tat are in New Zealand are alright.

At Home Ec today I made Chocolate/coconut slice! :D
*gives some who can eat it* :)

I went to see my friend next door. :)

Apple & Raspberry juice ftw. 8)

Apple juice! :D

Why do I make blogs with such short titles?

Well, I like to name my blogs with a name (DUH!:|) and..I dunno.:P

It's like naming Neopets, you don't know if the name is taken or not.:P

I whs Pokemon had a thing where it could tell you if you already named a pokemon that nickname.

I ended up calling 2 pokemon the same name,Sushi.:|

I think it was Seaking and that Red Gyrados.

Next time I'll name it Splash.:|

:|

My juice is finished! :cry:

Sorry, i lft this blog for no reason for 10 mins.:|

I was just on memebase and another funny Today (an Aussie progra) bit is now on the internet.:|

I don't watch Today, I always watch Sunrise.:|

Goodnight.

-Lauren.
God help those poor New Zealand earthquake victims.

Ha, another blog about nothing! :D
I learned that word in English, annihilation.:P
My reputation is up by 3%! :D

:|

What?:|

Guess what?

MY TWO ENEMIES, 1 GUY THAT LIKES TALKING ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS AND SOMEONE THATS FINDS ME STUPID ARE IN MY MATHS cla$$ NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cry:

There's a spoon in my brain. :|

get the bee!

The same game refernce.:P

No one knows what game I'm talking about because it's part of the tune in the game! :D

People were douches (which is French for shower) on the bus. -_-

Someone whispered somethign into his mate's ear...I couldn't hear him but from the swearing and the expression on his mates faces...I think I know what he said. :?

:|

*pukes*

:|

headache. -_-

let's look at devArt! :D

*looks*

13 messages.:|

Eh, just pictures, polls and journals.:|

*only reads 1 journal*

:|

Aw, it's important.:(

In a bad way.:|

Someone is having troubles.:|

I can't donate! :cry:

I watched Adventure Time today.:P

Ice King is definately Spongebob.:|

I should charge up my iPod.:|

While sneaking on it this morning, I encountered devastating news.

ovenbreak Infinity is now free.

I PAID $2 ON THAT GAME! $2!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

:|

*goes to facebook*

Let's see...

Berto uploaded a photo of a church.
I have to poke my brother Darren.
Same with Stephen (Schultz! XD )
He still hasn't replied to me yet.:|

My brother Marcus said the following:

Coz he whos a geezer, must live in my freezer

YEAH! XD

RETURN FIRE! :D

NO ONE is on chat.:|

Now, there is this channel (free to air) from set top boxes and pay tv, called ABC3. Just a station for shows like Yakkity Yak, Good Game: SP, Prank Patrol 9which is awesome)....yeah, it's just for kids....the station is even close at night.:P

I saw a commercial.....they are showing Vampire Knight in March.:|

Vampire Knight?:|

It's a shojo manga, now they are showing the anime of it....right ummm...I might give this a chance.:|

After all, it's anime! :)

I hope it isn't like Twilight! :x

I HATE THE NEW DELTORA QUEST ANIME, WHY DID THE ILLUSTARTOR OF THE BOOKS MARC MCBRIDE SELL HIS RIGHTS?? WHY!?!?!?

How do I know?

He visits schools and he told me himself! :D
My friend got to keep his painting! :cry:

I think he also said that Emily Rodda was close too.:|

I miss Yakkity Yak! :cry:
Wait...they show that on ABC3...I already said that.:|

Dogstar is a good cartoon.:P

AndBeached Az! XD

I hated Tracey McBean.:|

I used to always watch Flipper and Lopaka whenI was little, after that, Sonic X.:|
And Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! :|

My fave Mathcbox twenty song is on the radio! :D

How Far We've Come! 8)

My dad is now home.:|

My mum has gone out big shopping, meaning that she's buying a lot of food for the next couple of weeks.:|

Gotta unlock the doors.:|

Awww....songs nearly finished! D:

I want the Beahed Az dvd collection! :D

I'm eating a cookie.:|

And a glass of Mountain Dew.

Mum is home.:|

GROCERIES TO PUT AWAY! :cry:

:|

I'm back.

i took the chlotes off the Hills Hoist, gave clothes to my neighbours, and put the groceries away.:|

Even in the rain it's stinking hot! :x

I need a funny picture! :cry:

ITS OVER 90-Oh my gosh does that say Land of Ooo? :D
ADVENTURE TIME! :D

Bye.

-Blaze

It feels liek I'm gonna snap again

This a blog about NOTHING! :| Liek eysterday! :D

Yep, posting in a lot of unions:P

It's kind of slowing my internet down.:|

LTES CEE HOW MANY SPELLIGN ERROS MUCNHUN CAN NOT FIND TIN THIS BLOGGS!:P

The above was not on purpose.:|

Okay, honestly, I hate spelling errors. :x

Today is Sunday, which means I leave the internet tonight at 7:30.

HOLY CRAP WHATS ON TV?????

THE PAGEMASTER!!!!!!!!! :D

6 AM tomorrow.:|

I'm gonna record it.|
Then I'll record The Iron Giant.:|

I keep having dreams where I'm in a mad house.:(

I'm not a psycho.:| *holds axe*
It's not blood...it's.....red cordial! :D

I haven't cordial in ages.:P

I like watermelon flavour.:|

Ifanyone likes comedy/ I'm not sure it it's romance or not anime, watch Skip Beat! :D

It's quite funny, in my opinion.:P

My dog Diesel is barking.

Great, thanks to Out-Of-Ammo, I can;t stop thinking about sugar gliders! :x

I was watching 120% cartoon Netowrk today.:|

:|

It's where they show a show for 2 hours with no ads.:|

It was Powerpuff Girls, you know that one where Buttercup gets obsessed with money?:P

And when the villians team up to become the Beat Alls? :P (The Beatles) :P

Yeah, they showed those.:|

Then, I watched The Jetsons, and Mythbusters.:|

Where they had to get hangovers, that episode.:P

:|

School tomorrow.:|

Yeah, I like school, it's just the students and a few of the teachers that make it seem like Crap.:|

What's with all this minor swearing?:|

Hey, Munchgun?:|

ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE HEY LISTEN ADVENTURE! :P

I'm sorry! :cry: *gets killed*

Get the bee!

GAME REFERENCE! :D

get the bee is a game refernce! :P

I'm also mad, very mad................



Because of my dreasm where I'm in a mad house....I think I'm turning mad.

I was told to eat lunch today.:|

I wasn't even hungry! D:

Eh, a cheese and lettuce sandwich wouldn't hurt.:|

I had two cookies today also! =D

And some Milo Cereal.:|

Guess what?

I FINALLY HAVE APPLES!

Which means I can no longer feel sick! :D

Without apples I seem to feel faint.

*washes hands*

Sorry, I had to go pick up the dog poop in the backyard.

No, I'm not embarrassed about it, it's a proper thing to do when you own a pet.

Though I haven't done it in months.

I wish mum told me to do it earlier, its nearly 6PM, yet the sun is out, and it's stinkinghot.

I hate the tall grass.
Why is the grass tall?

Because it's being raining on and off since November and no one got the chance to mow the lawn. :x

:evil:

Oh, look at that progress.:|
What?:|
Oh, nothing.:|

:|

I have a feeling I'm about to snap.

Diesel poops too much.:P

Don't worry, he's fine. ;)

I haven't even replied to any PM's today.

Well I WOULD OF it my iPod would of let me.
iPod Touch's won't even let you make blogs or post in forums on GS.
Only comment on blogs. *sigh*

yeah..just a few seconds ago I was feeling like I was going to snap.

Go..mental...insane...etc......

MAD!:|

*prances around like a little pixie faerie* :|

That's how they spell fairy on Neopets.:|

I'm probably habing an anxiety moment. yes, i still have anxiety.

Why did my birds die?

My two dogs?

My friends 9many of them) cats died?

-Lauren

Oops...I forgot to say BYE!

I want to listen to some Bon Jovi.

:|

Yeah....on DevArt you know how people draw themselves as animals? Especially anthromopomorpic or whatever?

Yeah, I've been doing that.:|

Ths blog is boring, I have nothing to type about.

EXCEPT mum got me a book, on the cover there is Little Miss Chatterbox, and the opposite side has Little Miss Sunshine! :D

It's a book, like for school, but I draw in it.

I gotta have a shower soon. -_-

Wash my hair. -_-

Get the Bee!

GAME REFERENCE! :D

Oh, look, fire squirrels.:|

I want one.:|

I took a walk with my parents today.

I went in Marc's room,and I saw his collection computer games! :D

I got Rayman 2, Worms 2, Worms World party, and Earthworm Jim...but that is for Windows 95...I have XP.:|

The disc is missing anyway! :cry:

:|

Yes....:P

I actually once got Cleverbot say that he was a computer.:P

Goodbye now.

-Lauren

No spelling errors there Munch! :x

:|
So many computer-animated movies! :x

Now, since it's Friday, and my internet restrcition doesn't exist on the weeknds...except Sunday night....time for something I haven't done in a while, a random blog! :D

*Angry Birds tune pplays* SHUT UP! :x :|

Who would of thought that...yeah click the link to understand.:P

Don't forget the morning show called Today part that went viral :|
I wont show it, because I missed half of it when they aired it.:|
Somethign to do with Italy.:?

I'm home alone.:|

I heard a noise!:(

:cry:

:|

From the cupboard in the kitchen.:|

Now...somethign is happening at school.

Because of the amount of students in my school, some teachers had to leave....the stdent number is small.

Darn you Queensland Education! :x

It means some cla$$es like HPE, Cooking etc, will be broken up.

Starting from Monday next week.

At Mathsm turnes out that ur teacher will teach anothercla$$ we'll get extra students and we get a teacher that people say she is mean.:|

That sentence was not correct if you read it out aloud.

And then...at SOSE....

Teacher: Now, on Monday...
Me: Here we go. -_-
Teacher: Are you ready?:P
This is my last cla$$ with you guys.
Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

He's awesome.:|

Slight possibility that I might get one of my fave teachers...even though the teacher above is awesome:|

There's this kid I know at school that talks about Chuck Norris.:P

Teacher: Now, who was the first PM of Australia?

Kid: Chuck Norris!

Teacher: *sigh* Now, if we wanted to, Chuck Norris is so powerful that he could travel time, but now, he was not PM.

:lol:

I REALLY hope my cooking cla$$ isn't splitting up...it's big enough as it is. :(

I'm so sick of my timtable changing!:|

I have 3 soon-to-be 4 timetables!:x

WTF...I'm on topic? :|

I am NOT random.:|

Whenever I say that cetain people dont take notice. -_-

*stares at SuperfastSonic*

Iknow his real name.:|

Aw, I thought my parents were home! :cry:

Being home alone is kind of creepy at times...especially after you've been reading about Japanese ghosts and demons for the 27th time in your life.:|

My favourite is Hanako.:):|
Toilet Ghost.

I have dreams of me being insane/mad/mental. :?

That's why I put on all the lights! :D

Wait..what?:|

COCONUT!:D

:|

The new Brawl in the family is kind of cute...Dedede as a kid.:P

Mum and dad are home, yay! :D

*unlocks all doors*:|

I just had to put all the groceries away.:P

Canetoads! D:

It looked similar to a frog from a distance but I could eaisly tell it was a canetoad.

I use :| too much.:|

Remember those Smiley Bans I had?:P

Yes, they are that important they MUST, and I say MUST, be capitalised.:|

I wasflicking through channels, and there was Toasted Tv a show with shows.

They killed Cheez Tv! D:

Toasted Tv is entirely shot at SeaWorld.:|

I mean Cheez Tv had stuff for 14yrs and uner, DBZ, original Pokemon, Spongebob, the works.

But now its aimed at 10yrs and under.
The new pokemon! :x
Though I do not like the new ones, I saw an episode with an evil Togepi in it.:|

At least they somtimes show Avatar: the Last Airbender! :D

But at 8AM, they shows two shows, Totally Wild, a nature, sports show, which WAS good, but it got kind fo boring, and Scope...a funny scienc show.:P

At least Scope is still good! :x

So, Toasted Tv is where they show cartoon Network shows mainly.:|
I'm sick if seeing Bakugan and the new Yu-Gi-Oh!:|

I seem to like Hero:108 though.:P

All because when I first saw it, I saw two talking zebras.:|
They reminded me of Boom blox on the wii.:P
AND THERE IS A RABBIT NAMED JUMPY GHOSTAFCE THAT USES A JUMP-ROPE IN BATTLE! :D

Okay, I still have to watch the show properly to consider it good.:|

It's a bit funny.:|

Yeah, my Austar isn't working, so I can't watch Adventure Time or the free movie channels we get for a limited time.:(
I have to wait until Monday.:|

*looks up Toasted Tv on wikipedia*
In 2006 they had Mew Mew Power? :o (Tokyo Mew Mew)
I didn't know that! :o

They don't show Naruto anymore. -_-

I liked the Viva Pinata show.:|

In 2009 they had a Tamagotchi Movie air on Toasted Tv? :x

Toasted Tv is a tv show that needs to die and needs to be replace by Cheez Tv, the prgram we love! :cry:

Honestly, I'd be getting ready for school.:|

Look at the time! :o

Nott a school night.:|

Weee! =D *rides on flying llama*

:|

*gulp*




Cyanide & Happiness 8)

Bye!

-Lauren

Yeah. 8)

This is a blog of how to understand my way of talking.
I speak many languages, English with Aussie Slang at times, Japanese, Gibberish and Sarcasm!:P
But mix those together and you get.........LAUREN LANGUAGE!:|

So, here is a guide of understanding the words I say/make up.

Whiz- eg. I need to go whiz.
This is a way of saying how I need to go...to the toilet.:|

Righty Oh!-A way of me saying okey Dokey, or, okay then. No, I do not laugh after saying it.:|


Get the Bee!- I say this after playing a certain video game on the DS or when I'm annoyed.:|


Llama- My trademark word...don't ever steal it.:|

Rhombus!/ Algerbraic/ Mathematical/ Full Circle- A way of saying, YEAH!:|

Sensei- When I call some of my teachers, I say Sensei....it's Japanese for teacher.:|

Fishpaste/ D'Oh!- A way of saying, darn! :x

I'm Hungry-I'm hungry.:| And this means I need food when I explode.

You Idiot- A way of me saying how much I dislike your actions/ I hate you.:|

Put it away- Put the darn Twilight book AWAY! :x or else.:|

I have a supply of bricks- Where I offer them to a teacher/student to fix something or to shut someone up as a joke OR when someone starts poking my shoulder too much. :x

Please...don't- I'm quite annoyed of something you did/ something else so don't continue to frsutarte me or there will be consequences.

Now, it's 6, and I only have about an hour of the pc, so i should finish this blog.:

Bye!

-lauren

I haven't finished.:|

Yesterday's blog was postponed...to today.:|

Yep, I came home from school, sick. :x

and Sick/come home from school= no computers :x

I wanted to speak to my friends :cry:

Yeah, thewn mum gave me a NEW HOUSEHOLD RULE.:|

No computer after 7:30 Pm.

What? :cry:

I only go on the computer for 2 hours...I guess that is alot.:|

It's because mum wants me to play with my neighbour and such.:P

But she has homework to do.

Yeah, her school gives her heaps of homework :?

My school is laid back 8)

Yeah, our school is like the 'sucky school that doesn't have much excursions lets go to Bundy High instead!'

WRONG! :|

We got camping, Melbourne, ski trip....8)

They go to Dreamworld :(

Meh.:|:P

Anyway, the bad news kept coming.

My blue budgie, Nacho, died while I was at school.

She was the oldest bird of my parrot bunch, WHY!? :cry:

I will miss her, she was my second.

First was Pancake the original budgie.:cry:

He died, but he could speak, so he was kind of.....special.:|

But now I have 4 dead birds.:(

And yeah....that's why i wasn't here eysterday.

Now, to explain where I went on Monday.

I got up, It was a school day, bt I ddi not go. Why? It was my brother's last day in Bundy.

He already left early in the morning, while me and my parents packed the stuff he couldn't fit in his car and drove of to the Sunny Coast.

It was raning so heavy, and the truck driver dozed off and nearly hit us.

The bright side was that I had my iPod Touch, my ds and a whole lot of Bon Jovi songs. 8)

Yep, we go to Marc's new unti, it's kind of on campus, since it just 5 metres from the university XD

We had a look around, he had roomates, btu theyre were not home.

We went grocery shopping.

Then, every time we exited a store, it exploded out rain from the heavens.:|

We ate a Subway and got some footlongs! 80
I had Veggie Delight. ;)

Anyway, then the time came. Where we said goodbye to Marcus
I started o cry, but I'm alright now.:)

Today, I spotted something strange on marc's Facebook Page.

He is now a proud owner of a lab coat.:|

I thought he ws gonna be a Bachelor of Sports Science not....nevermind :P

I don't know what's he wants to be.:|

He has a girlfriend, why is he called a bachelor?:P

I miss Nacho! :cry:

And Marcus!:|

I get to sleep in his room and watch tv!:|

Oh, I saw a Doppleganger at Subway! XD

It was a doppleganger of David Spade.
He had tattoos on his arms and legs, but on his arm, there was a mudkip, a chocobo, and other video gaming characters.:|
Then, outside I saw a car with a yoshi car sticker and yoshi plush in the back.:|

:|

Yep.:P

:|

I made apple crumble at school yesterday.:D

I find it..alright.:|

Too much brown sugar.:P

Goodbye.

-Lauren.

So technically, yesterday was the worst day of my life.:|