12link tagged me! So I must do 10 facts! And he does not get his PickleFrosting! :x

1. I am annoyed.

2. I have Austism

3. It was my birthday a few days ago.

4. I was in a Tent earlier.

5. I have a daily arguement with Nes-Jolt-Gun. :x

6. I am currently typing and breathing. :o

7. I am annoyed that it is the Cycone Season.

8. I just found out that Hey Hey It's Saturday shall continue this year.

9. I am addicted to WarioWare Mega Party Game$ on the GC.

10. I do NOT have a GC Memory card.

Now, whow wants Bacon Juice? *pours some into cups*

-Lauren

Who invited you to this party blog? Why are you here? Oh, thats right....Its Elvis Presely's Birthday Today!

Yesterday at the shops, I saw mittens with his picture on it. :|

And dvds about him. :|

So yeah...here's some cake...I'm gonna eat apple pie instead of cake to celebrate.

So, Bye!

P.S Its my birthday too now. Please don't ask the question I always hate.

WALLY!

:|

Yeah..I saw a kiddie ride with B1 and B2.

My two Ring necked parrots are called B1 and B2.

Anyways, I was happilly playing Mario Kart DS with my friend until he had to have his lunch.

Then I had to go shopping for school supplies with Mum. I HATE SHOPPING!....except if its for me...and the whole shopping was for me...

Because Its my Birthday tomorrow! (No one cares) *starts to cry and run around in circles*

*in reality is dead* :|

Nah. I accidently ate some chicken today...NOOOOOOO! *death of foos poisoning*

Last night, I was watching Madagascar Escape 2 Africa with Filmaker's Commentary, (don't ask :x :|) and you what they said? *gets prepared for the question Why was I watching Commentary?)

They said Where's Waldo?

IT'S WALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:x :x :x :x

:| :|

Anyways, I was supposed to get a Memory Card for my Wii's Gamecube data,a and huess what? GAMETRADERS RAN OUT ON MONDAY! NOOOO! At least I got to see some cool retro gaming stuff that are cheap, like 5 Atari 2600 games for $10. And Sega games, N64 games and supplies (Like a carry case with ac cartridge holder :D), Playstation stuff....al that kind of stuff.

There was even a Sonic Figurine, but it was old because he didn't have green in his eyes yet.

They also had Anime dvds, like Ponyo, Naruto, Pokemon and Bleach and they even had Manga like Bleach and Naruto!

That is why I love GameTraders. And their service. They even sell figurines of character like Mario and Ken. And their gaint cardboard Mario sign at the front is cool. I want to work there one day. The men who work their are like, they know how systems work. They know what to do in games. They know what games are about. They can even fix N64's. They would be delighted to help.

They even sell Pokemon cards.

I found a Arceus Promo Pokemon TCGcollectors pack with Arceus and a jumbo Arcues card at K-Mart, Like the huge Darkrai I got. So, My Mum put in on Lay-by.

I was in Maryborough once, and I went to their GameTraders....and I just couldn't beleive it.

PLUSHIES! PLUSHIES! AND..other stuff.....I shouldn't mention.

But...PLUSHIES!! They had Toad, Luigi, Mario, Bowser, The Mega Mushroom, Knuckles, TAILS!!....No Kirby.......Yoshi and more.

While eating My Muffin Break Choc Chip Muffin, (My freind's parents work there), my old freind from Primary School and her mother, the lollipop lady from my old primary school. We had a nice chat, and they said Happy Birthday to me since I told them it was my birthday tomo-------Someday....

Then I got to have a Hungry Jack's Cheeseburger Stunner Deal, though my mum ate the burger because I am a vegetarain....but why was my sundae in a coffee cup?

HELP!! THAT GENIE NOW HAS HENCHWOMAN! AHH! GENIES!

*beats them up*

Good thing I know TaeKwonDo! :D

Wally! :x :|

Yeah...I finaly figured out how to type this: :| without having to click on the smiley selection.

Yes...I know they are called other things...but I call them Smileys or Emotes.I also saw a pack of Pokemon cards....but they were Championship Pokemon cards. Theye were decks used by Champions...all were americans champsions(One had a very familiar last name....:| )except one...that one was Japanese. They even said the champions names!

And now I am dusting my room.

I found Wally!......*here's a squishy noise*..Errm..I mean..I found his corpse.....

Goodbye!

-Lauren

Seriuosly, don't. I nearly did tonight by accident. I was snappy a Glow Stick to make it glow, and it snapped too much and it broke and it started leaking. It glows brilliantly though. It was glowing on my hand. Don't worry, I won't die! :d

Audience: GROAN!

Why must you hate me? :cry:

Like my avy? Its Kotone from Pokemon!

I just watched Survivor while surfing though channels and some guy said "You know chocolate chip cookies, on a stick, with peanut butter on the top..."

WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! :x :?

Anyway, I can't find the R.O.B pieces in Kirby's Dreamland 3. Why did I buy that game? Its too easy and it costs 900 WiPoints, Because it wasn't available in Australia.

I want PokePark Wii badly. It looks cool. Especially when the Japanese Cover of the games has Blaziken and Shaymin.

*drinks Glow Stick Juice* Mmm! Satisfying! :|

Oh Yeah! I now have an arch enemy besides my school enemy. (And at times, Munchgun :|).

This time, the enemey is a female! Her name is The Genie. Yes, thats her name.

Ands shes pink. How I despise pink. :x(Though I have a pink Spongebob shirt) :o

What? It was the only shirt I liked with Spongebob on it. :|

HELP! THE GENIE IS ATTACKING!

(Meanwhile...imagination)

AAh! There's a ugly person in the mirror! Oh....thats me. :|

*in reality*

*is dead* :|

Nah, I'm channel surfing!

AAH! TAX!

*changes channel*

AAH! FOX! :P

*changes channel* AAH! BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!

*changes channel* AAH! TWILIGHT! (No offense, but the acting is just.....bad I haven't read the book though I am goin to one day though)

*changes channel* AAH! PED EGG AD!

*changes channel* AAH! MY REFLECTION!

Wait a min......what happened to the tv? It blacked out!?!??

AAARGH! *goes on rampage and gets killed By The Genie*

You win this Time, Genie!

Welp, Goodbye!

-Lauren

P.S I got 8 Gym Badges now in Pokemon Platinum. Wasting money in Elite Four here I come!

Killer Teddy Bears Uniting Over United Nations To Annoy Every Male In The Galxay That Glow Sticks Hate That Play Hopscoth With Wally On A Mini Barbeque That Five Million Hate Along With Vegemite That Coles Sold With Vodka And VB Victoria Bitter That Make Brain Cells Come Out And Kill People Who Munches On People That Are Half-Way Around The World Using A Wii To Type On Websites With Blogs That Alway sHas An Error Code With Numbers Mostly The Number 5 With Pickles In Sandwiches That Tastes Like Food With Over-Dried Soft Drinks That Ripped Their Pants Dancing To The Wizards Of Winter With Christmas Light Strangling Them Along With Spinal Cords!

They were also experimenting Yoga! :x

Yeah, I'm bored. :P :x

:x :x :x :x :x :x :X :x :x

This is not the blog. This is the blog.

But my Freind, Jorja, likes freinds. She just joined so please be kind to her. Yes, she lives in my hometown and we are best freinds. She likes Pokemon, Spongebob and stuff. Please track her.

-Lauren

Its too hard! Especailly when I make a blog and an error code shows up!

So, I am typing on a Pc.

I caught Giratina in the Distortion World. It only cost me 874375 Ultra balls.

The Pokemon Rumble Demo is cool.

\And since I have the Wii's Intent fixed (Thanks to Dad) I can play online!

So, who wants to be smashed in SSBB by me?

And I got Promoted in The Zelda Union!

I only have 1000 Points! I wanna get Kirby's Dreamland 3, but I also want Pokemon Rumble!

Oh Yeah, I now raise Killer Kitties want one?

*throws them in air*

I can finally make Eevee a Jolteon!

In Wii Sports Resort, In my family, I am the master at WakeBorading! High score? Why, I know that one of by heart!*check the progress on game* 1337 points!

My aunty and uncle from Brisbane are now over my house.

*plays wakeboarding*

And its Wally! "x

And Soft Drink! :x

And MushroomNog! :x

And Nintendo! :x

Goodbye!

-Kotone

Calender: Its Jan the 1st!

Lamington: Its nearly Australia Day!

Rainbow: It finally stopped raining!

Me: SHADDUP And do all of your jobs!

*calender goes and hangs, lamington gets eaten and rainbow goes back in my imagination tank*

Yay! Its finally Jan the 1st! Happy New Year! How did I celebrte? Watching Shaun Micallef's New Year's Rave. It was hilarious. At the stat, everything was random unitl he got run over by a car anfter a dance-off to prove he was evil.

Good thing that was fiction!

There was plenty of guests, like the blind/mute panda from Talkin Bout Your Generation, Vanessa Amorosi, Charlie Pickering, Tony Martin, Tiny Tim andmore. Dave Hughes showed up but...I didn't know what happened to him.

Did you know there is a pillow in my tooth?

Heres a good joke:

What's the difference between an orange?

An Ice-cream. A bicycle only has two wheels. :?

Its funny coz its true!

And it doesn't make sense! (Much like Surrealism :P )

A Fat Egg under a dog!

:question:

Oh, Nes-Evee-Gun, soemthing terible has happened. Carrots ate the shoe.

Hey, Look at that dog! LOOK AT IT! *waves fist in anger*

My new years resolution? Be good at school, get credit for my phone and a secret plan to destroy a certain GS user. Let's call him, Nes-Evee-Gun...:twisted:

Why? Coz he has only leveld up in the day care by 4 levels! LEVEL UP QUICKER! :x :P

WHERE'S MY NACHOS?

I have a bird named Nacho. She is a budgie.

Budgies are Australian. Until they became blue.

Laxatives are delicous! :D

Want some?

Get some now and you get your free BaconJuice machine! Absolutely Free!

*isn't free*

Lies!

Why is there a panda on my roof? :? :shock:

On Pokemon Platinum, I am tyring to deeat Candice, but her Froslass keeps on beating my Infernape!

My Aunty and Uncle are coming over on Saturday! :D

They live in Brisbane/Gold Coast!

Ow! My hand hurts!

*is a big whinger*

Who said that?

Me.

*gasp* Its Navi! NOOOO!

Navi: Hey! Hey Listen! Look Out! Hey Listen!

Me: *death of annoyance*

Goodbye!

Loz-May

P.S Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywqlYujA0zQ

*holds party*

*Gets Spongebob CD and puts it on Stadium Rave*

I love that song and episode! Especailly when the jellyfish are dancing and do a tribal dance.

Saxophone + Clarinet = Enemies.

Well, yeah my first hundred blog!

I haven't been here for a year yet!

My level is Flicky now!...But my Flick avy wont work?

WHY CRUEL WORLD?!?!

*is yelling at a pecan*

That was wierd.

And now.....random thingamajigs! :D

Melman loves Gloria.

Marty and Doc swaps each other's catchphrases.

Patrick marries a pole.

Kagome waves to her brother-in-law.

I steals some Hula-Hoops. (Yes, I admit it)

*doesn't admit it*

Ash kills Pikachu all because of a hat.

Kirby and Pichu fight over cookies.

Daisuke argues with Dark.

Brock opens his eyes! :o*screams and runs around in circles*

Kotone loses to Dawn and Dawn wins a Cyndaquil egg.

I finally defeat Mrlene in a first try today. I'm up to Pastoria Gym.

My Flubert evolved into Staraptor and is even stronger than SoberPie. (Deja Vu?)

No seriously, because in Sapphire, My Altaria was stronger than Blaziken.

What? I love birds and dogs.

Did you know that in the Spongebob episode "Pest of the West", the word "idiot" is said 17 times!

My Kricketot toy is heavier than my Shellos toys!

Ooh...tough crowd..

Why am I sweating like this?

*looks at audience*

*runs to Sizzlers* I love that place! My brother works there. Though he had a hard time yesterday. People was laughing at him just because he is a Salad Boy. Thats a great job! Its like a promotion! (But he got it ages ago..like when he was in Year 11 or something)

I don't know if there is any Sizzler's outside of Australia...coz its Australia owned.Australian Made. Though it is United States-Based.

I love the ice cream and the salad bar! Especailly all the watermelon.

*dances to Stadium Rave*

*listens to Goofy Gober Rock*

*watches Spongebob*

*eats VERY GREASY Deep Freid Krabby Patties with Mayo*

*gets thrown and lands in watewr*

NOO! MY WEAKNES! I CAN'T SWIM THAT GOOD!

*reacts like Sonic in Sonic X Episode Sonic VS Knuckles*

oH...*notices its just a puddle*

Good thing I landed in the Kiddie Pool!

No..I am not a hedgehog

I am an Alaskan Wolf! My adventure on Popstar with my freinds are fun!

But I don't like it when My frineds get hurt...escpeciallt Meta Knight....

*sings along to Idiot Freinds*

Well....Goodbye!

Hula-Hoop Stealer

P.S Any more peeps wanna be a Pokemon?

PP.S Want to donate a Hula Hoop?

PPP.s (I might as well make another blog if I keep on doing this)

Lets yur days be enjoyful! ENJOY IT!! *shakes fists in anger*

Yeah, I challenged Ne----Munchgun again. Even though I didnt organise a time!

Yeah....

Oh! I'm a dectective now!

*doesn't know what a detective does*

Today: I am solving the case of the Missing Hula-Hoops!

*isn't solving any case*

Now, I wonder who would be stealing hula-hoops.

*is talking about self*

WHAT?!?! No I'm not!

*is lying*

Who's typing this?

*is the one typing this*

Welp, anyways I shall find the culprit!

*searches for self*

Huh?

*is losing mind*

Here's a victim!

*talks to mannquin*

Excuse me Ma'am, can you please tell me where, when and how this happened*

*makes voice for mannequin* Yesterday, a giant boomerang attacked me, which was thrown by a girl in pink and black armour and on Mt. Koscuiszko.

Uh-huh. Describe this thief.

*is a idiot*

I already did.

*is speaking to self*

NO YOU DIDNT! Wait..it couldn't be....Sango from InuYasha?

*is still speaking to self*

Yep!

*is wrong*

Yeah..there was a Cosplay Event up there, wasn't there?

*is, yet again, like always,is an idiot*

*No,there wasn't.. that was realy Sango! There she is!

*is actually dressed up as Sango juust to prove it isnt her*

STOP! THIEF!

*who said that?*

What? The police caugt me!

*is telling the truth for once*

That right Lauren! You aren't a good detective!

*is right*

Who is this Lauren? I am Sango!

*is lying*

Yor under arrest Lauren!

Nooo-I mean..I'm Sango!

*gets put in prison with the mannequin*

Hey, what did you get out in for?

Welp, that mah ranomd! (Okay..that wasn't random)

So, here is my Pokemon Platinum progress.

I am up to Maylene and I nearly defeated her, but her Lucario is tough with its drain punch. Here are my Pokemon

SoberPie:Lv.31

SlicdCream:Lv.18

Munchgun: Lv.?? (He's in the day vare)

tntkng:Lv.21

PickleFrst:lv.9

CashewCake: Lv.8

S.F.G : Lv.20

Naomz: Lv.25

Flubert: Lv.33

BaconJuice:Lv. 4

CapnCrunch: Lv.17

And I got a gastly and togepi.

Sorry if you didnt like what you are. Hey! My mum is calling me!

I;m back! I just had dinner.

Anyways, remember this.

You may had your fun on Christmas, but don't forget about those poor people that are homeless or por. Please donate to charities.

Please join The Kirby Gamers Union!

*puts a house on fire*

Opps...I didn't do it......

*did do it*

ARRGH! LIES!!

Well...goodbye....

Jailbird

P.S What Pokemon do you wanna be?