Okay, back to the creepy school!

I had this principal who seriously, was weird. First of all he never really "talked" per se. He sang............in showtoons.............>.>

His Hello's always went like this:

Principal: Heeeelllllooo class!!!

Class: *sigh* Hello Mr. Heely.......

Principle: Now what kibd of hello is that??

Class: -_____-

Principle: Fine, then I'll get one of my favorite students to say the "correct" hello......Keeeeeiiraaann!!!!!!

Me: O.O

Principle: Please demonstrate how we PARTY!

Me: O.O

         >.>

         <.<

        O.O

Principle: Don't be shy.................handsome!

Me: um.......heellooo???

Principle: WONDERFUL! YOUR SO WONDERFUL! ISN'T HE CLASS????

Class: 0.o o.0

lol, and that was not all to his weirdness.......

He loved to come in the class while testing. Once, during a practice test he freaked me out..........like this:

Principle whispering: Hello prize pupil!

Me flattered: ^__^

Principle: well, you smell nice!

Me: O.O

Principle: If you need ANYTHIG just come to my office okay! ANYTHING.........cutie........*rubbing my back*

Me: :cry::cry::cry::cry:

Then, once I actually told him my scores and he invited me into his office.............>.>

He was like congratulations! I'm all happy, then all of a sudden he's like right behind me.......words................are the only way I can describe it..........................

Princle standing behind me rubbing my shoulders: I KNEW you could do it.........

Me: wtf?? O.O

Principle:.....................

Me: :cry:

Then this lady comes in the door and said something about a fire drill and he literally leaped back inn his chair. :|

He always did crap like that. He would like come in the locker rooms after football games and be like group hug!

Coincidently someones towel always came off during.........................mines...................O.O

Ah! God...............I can't even write any more!:cry:

You know, my last blog post got me thinking about my teachers I had. I noticed all of them were nuts besides Mr. Anderson................although...............he had an obsession with M & M's.......................>.>

lol, I remember this really weird janitor who was such a perv. He would learn all the boys names and just call you out of nowhere!!!:o

Agh, do any of you remember those tight @ss shorts we used to waer during gym class?? My god! It was like a f***** thong!!!!:x

Well, that janitor would just walk in the gym for NO APPARENT REASON and watch us excercise:| He was such a perv.............:cry:

Oooo, and let me not forget Mrs. Berry!!! My god! That women smoked soo much her own spit was yellow!!!!!:o Which was nuts since she wore like 5 Nicotene paches on her arm a day!!!!:|

lol, she always thought our class room smelt like @ss......................and it did.................>.>

She would be like:

Mrs. Berry: CLASS! It freakin' STINKS in here!!!!

Class: *looks around*

Mrs. Berry: YOU! MICHAEL! YOU STINK! GET THE H3LL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM STINK @SS!!!

Michael::cry::cry:*leaves room*

Me::lol:

Mrs. Berry: KEIRAN!

Me: O.O

Mrs.Berry: *walks up too me* you smell nice..................*walks back to chalkboard*

Me: 0.o o.0

lol, I swear that happened like everyday!!:|

Next blog: Principal, Touchy Feely Mrs. Heely

Hello friends old and new!!!! I have another unfortunate thing to add to my list.

One question first: Aren't school reunions supposed to happen like 20 years after you graduate???:|

Well, if so, my school is literally retarded. They mixed the reunion with different years!!!! They had 97' 99' and 03', seriously...............wtf.:?

Well, anyway, my highschool friend Ashley came over this morning freaking out talkin about I have to be her date. I'm like date for what? She says the schoolis having a get "together" for different generations...........-__-

So I'm like whatever because I dare not step foot in that school again.:(

First of All:the teachers were pervs, altogether racist and just plain idiots:|

But Alex wanted to go to get laid, (figures), and my sister just wanted to laugh at everyone. Conners sick so he definately wasn't going.:x

Off we go into another retarted adventure in my life -_____-

Suprisingly there were actually human beings!!!!!:o well, other than Ms. Bitters......

Who is Ms. Hamton A.K.A Ms. Bitters??? She is the saddest most evil person alive.............other than my sister............>.>

Seriously, this lady looks like Michael Jackcon and a snake combined!!!!:o Her class mainly was composed like this:

Ms. Bitters:Class how was the Earth formed??

Bored Class: The Big Bang.....

Henry: God??

Ms. Bitters: Henry your expelled leave!!!

Henry: :cry: *leaves classroom*

Ms. Bitters: Class the Big Bang caused the Earth to form. Before the Big Bang, there was NOTHING! And under your shoe......NOTHING!!!! outside where that squirrel is...............NOTHING!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!

Class: 0.o o.0

yup............that was it.................>.>

so, I wasn't suprised when she called a group of us over to talk. This is how it went:

Us: uh, hello Ms. Hampton

Ms. Bitters:well, hello class. I was right I see.

Me: Right about what??

Ms. Bitters: I told you all would grow up to be Nothing, and I was right, your all NOTHING.

Me:0.o o.0

ahh, god, I can't even right anymore...........she ruined my life..........:cry:

Wooo!!!!! Friday is here beotches!!!!!:lol:

lol, just got back from the supermarket, we had NOTHING in the house to eat but franks..............:cry:

I swear Alex is going to de drinking pepsi, he spends like $20 on it like evry other day!!!! pff, I told his @ss to bring his own damn money:P

lol, I didn't even want to go until this morning.

Came out my shower and whose there?? Keira, asking who ate all the damn peanut butter. I walked right pass her @ss. Then she wants to throw the empty bottle at my head. If I wasn't half clothed I would have...............lol, did some mean stuff:twisted:

I'm getting dressed and her and my brother are yelling PEANUTBUTTER!!! outside like some damn poor people:x

I swear Conner is practically the only sane person I know...................well.............besides his obsession with Oprah............................>.>

erm, anyway, lol, I didn't even have any money. So I was like whatever and Alex gave me a noogie which really isn't pleasn't when he sometimes smells like @ss..................:cry:

lol, checked the mail and I get a package from my eldest brother Eric. WTH??? I literally haven't seen him in like 10 years. He left one morning and never came back. He used to send letters but that stoped.

I open it up, and what do I see?? MONEY!!!!! W00T!!!!!!! 50 and 100 dollar bills!!!!:DWOOO!!! my sister comes out of nowhere taking it all talking about this is what you owe me for your birth........-_____-

lol, I am the designated money handler so it's mine!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! lol, so we went to the store for some groceries. Conner is counting the money now. pfff, would never trust Alex or Keira, damn animals!!!

lol, so on to the party!!!! WOOO!!!!!!

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

hmm, I was just wondering what people thought of me. I asked Keira and she continued playing MY psp.-_____-

Conner said I was caring and fun and stuff............what do you guys think of me??

:oops:

Good evening friends old and new! I just got back from the hospital...................again:?

Last night I ate some pizza I got from the store, went to bed. Woke up sweating like a dog and shivering. I was so weak I couldn't even move:o My sister came in my room and saw me and got worried I guess. I was throwing up like half my organs:cry:

They took me too the hospital, which was fine because I was scheduled for my daily checkup that I have to take ever since that last scare. The docter said I had a high fever and did somethings. pfff, I half even remember, I was so out of it.:| Said I had food poisining.:cry:

I still had to have my checkup so they sent me home to rest with some bottles of Motrin and Tylenol. Then, feeling slightly better I went back like about 12:30 or so. They did some tests and things, showed me x-rays from my last visit.

They showed me a comparison between a normal persons lungs, and mine. Believe me, I didn't even know the other side was a lung@.@

Yeah, so I have weak lungs or something. Now I have to take like 5 big @ss pills every morning:?

But, on the plus side, Alex has been less of an idiot, and I could have sworn he was crying in the back of the car on the way home:o hmmm, he cares!!!:D

Woohoo!!!! I have 199 friends and I'm level 15!!!!! W00T!!!! lol, welcome to The f*cked Up Kids annual blog party!!!!!! YAY!!!!:D

Before we party, I would like to make an annoncement. *clears throat* I have shared alot in my sacred blogs. It was my way to vent without going bonkers. But I will stop. I don't want to reveal too much anymore. It's not because I really don't want too, it's because, um, I don't know if you guys wanna listen.

Also, it hurts me to see people wondering about the credibility of the blogs. I won't write anything thats not true and I always feel bad if I lie to someone, even if I don't really know them so I tend not too.:? So, away with my everyday blogs!

Okay, that ends the annoncement!!! LETS PARTY!!!!!!

*dances over to sterio*

what would like to listen too??? well, shutup 'cause I'm playing American Idiot!!!!

*starts dancing*

talk do whatever...................hey, would anyone like to dance with me???:D

OMG!!! I had the funniest morning ever!!!!:lol: It was hilarious!!! lol, Alex psp was broken by my younger brother!!!:lol:

lol, this morning Alex was all cranky as always so he was like I'm going to go play my psp. I was getting my little brother ready for school and stuff so I didn't care. He went in his room, and like the next minute he was like WTF??!!

He came running out like who did this?? lol, he showed me his umd's and they had cartoons on them!!!:lol: 

My little brother started running and Alex was chasing him. lol, Alex was all yelling and I picked up his brand new Daxter disc and it had "MOO MOO" on it!!!!!!:lol: ROFL!!!!

My little brother was all crying and stuff talking about he just wanted to know what was inside:lol: OMG!!! He had smiley faces on them!!!!:lol:

My sister was cracking up and Alex got mad so he threw the tv remote or something and hit her. lol, she got PISSED! You NEVER get on my sisters bad side!! EVER!!! She will put you thru HELL!!!:x

lol, so she was like go to the store for me. He was all confused. Conner took my little brother to school. lol, she was like go get some pads!:lol:

He was like no f***** way!:lol: She started hitting him in the stomach until he finally got in the car. lol, I couldn't miss it so I jumped in the back. We drove to the supermarket and she gave him money and was like go get them or I swear I'll kick your fairy little @ss!:lol: I laughed and she hit me!:|:cry:

He got out and she made me go and we had to search for those stupid things. lol, I made him do it. It was so many of those........things. eeeww, I had to touch 'em!!!! lol, I made Alex pay.

The clerk who was a friend of mine, also female was like, that time of the month huh Alex??:lol: Alex freakin' jetted:lol:

Omg it was hilarious!!!! His eyes were so wide!!!! My sister got him bad!!:lol:

Now she's like making him do stuff lol. Believe me, when she punches, she PUNCHES!!! She broke Alex's nose once.:o:lol:

OMG!!! LOL!!!! So........how was you guys morning??:lol:

Well, hello friends, old and new. I just got home, from a very trying situation.

My sister had called me at like the crack of dawn talking about going to her house to catch her fiance. I'm, like catch for what?? She says she thinks he's cheating on her. I'm like how is she so sure, she says he has mysterious phone calls during the night and often she wakes up with him not there.

I'm thinking she's paranoid because she's calling me during the night. I also think that she's paranoid because he's a damn psychiatrist! He gets calls from patients all the time! Night or day! She's all worried so I told her I'd call. She starts freaking out and is like go OVER. It's like 2 in the f****** morning!:|

But as the gullable younger brother that I am, I wake up a protestant Alex to come with me. We didn't leave until like 30 minutes later on a count that he has to drink like 10 glasses of Pepsi every time he wakes up!!!!:x

So, we leave and it's like pitch black! Alex is getting angry and lazy so I just tell him go to sleep in the damn car while we drive over. He's such a big @ss baby:x

We get there no lights on and I'm like lets just go in. I have a key to her house already so I just open the door and Alex is making gurgly noises to annoy me:roll:

We got to the stairs and where like she''s nuts lets go un til we hear grunting noises. I wanted to go see and Alex is like maybe he's taking a s*** like I need too....................idiot!:x

So I walk to the door, granted I have flip flops on, and I hear all kinds of nasty noises like someones getting busy. I get all commando brother and open the door..............what do I see??

To guys having  s3x!!!!:o

WTF???!

Alex is all cursing and I'm speechless and the guys are still naked. Now, I wanted to beat the s*** out of him for hurting my sister.............but Alex beat me to it:o

Now, we cursed and talked and negotiated some things. I told him and the guy to get the f*** out of the house. He's like let me put clothes on, I say no, now. So, they ran to one of theirs cars and drove off naked. It was alittle later but kind of lighter.

We called my sister and after her cursing, not crying we all settled down. I don't think any one of my sisters cry regularly, they're all pretty tough:evil:

We took her to a diner and got some breakfast. Came home, told Conner and Keira, and started writing this blog.

This day feels................normal..............weird.:|

lol, hi friends! Old ones and new! I'm back at gamespot! lol, sorry, been busy with alot. Conners 22! W00T!!!!!!!!:D lol, yesterda was his birthday!

It was better than my little brothers! Except I got groped by a male.................dancer...............>.>:cry:

lol, it rocked!

I finally got him to play a FPS, since all he really plays is racing games. lol, he tried out F.E.A.R  and..................was afraid, lol, so I popped in the original Halo and he had a ball! He wanted me to say hi:)

lol, I also treated myself to Mega Man: Powered Up! It..................kicks................@ss!!!!! I'm playing it currently! :D oh, and my sister got Black and I would be playing if she wasn't so enthusiastic about blowing peoples limbs off................:o

lol..................what else..........................oh!

I saw V for Vendetta! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!! It was the best movie ever! I had to pee and I didn't even want to because it was so good!:P

Did you guys miss me?? You did because I got like a gazillion messages talking about "Come BAAACK!" lol. Can't stay but I just wanted you all to know I'm back!:D

See ya! Off to play Powered Up!:D