I think that when you die,your soul instantly moves in a new body and this way you're reborn

Borat-

(walks up to a woman and kisses her)''This is Natalia.She is my sister.She has won an award for being one of the biggest prostitutes in Kazkhstan

If some of you have no idea what it is-its Age,Sex,and Location

Here's mine-15m Bulgaria

A womans husband went out for a walk.During his absence,the woman called on her lover to come over.So he did and they had a great time,but when her husband came back he saw her lover and got extremely mad and dragged him downstairs.Then he sai-''Ok **** we'll fight for her-and whoever wins is gonna get her''.The lover agreed.The fought for hours and finally the husband killed the lover,but on his way home he was so angry at his wife he didnt see a truck comin' from the other street and WHAAAM.The woman saw the two men dead,went to her wardrobe and said-''Its OK Mike,you can come out now,those fools killed themselves''

Heard it on TV 10 mins ago,not the funniest thing I have ever heard,but whatever

You're sick dude

I told my parents I didnt believe in Jesus,God,Allah or whatever and they said ok

we're not a religious family

''Dont you have decency?You can only watch that kind of movies when we're not around''