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Massively Obsessive Role Playing Game (AKA RPG OCD)

I have this weird obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to role-playing games. This means that I don't play as many RPGs as I would like to, but the ones that I do play, I spend ridiculous amounts of time with. One thing is that I absolutely have to do every possible quest and sidequest in a game, at least to the extent that it is humanly possible. The other aspect of it is that I feel an obsessive need to build the perfect character. In some role-playing games this is a simple enough task -- just gathering up or skilling up all the available spells and abilities. In other games however, such as World of Warcraft, this involves making difficult choices with regard to the talent tree.

For those who aren't familiar with the game, WoW offers nine different character classes, but these are further customizable depending on how you allocate your talents, which become available starting at level 10. You're awarded a talent point for every level you gain thereafter. I actually didn't even begin spending my points until around level 16, as I was so leery of spending them unwisely. The game actually lets you blow up your character and reallocate all your talent points, but you must pay gold for the privilege, and the price becomes grows at an exponential rate each time you do so.

At first it didn't seem that the choices you make in the talent trees would make much difference, but once you play for a while, you begin to see that it actually makes a huge difference. A Warlock who chooses to spend most of his points in Affliction, for instance, places much of his power in the "DoT" or damage-over-time spells. The ability to do damage quickly is lessened, for the ability to do steady amounts of damage over time, at minimal mana cost. My Warlock is currently spec'ed out in Destruction primarily, which means I can do heavy amounts of damage in bursts, with the tradeoff being that I burn up mana fast, and end up drinking more liquids than Britney at a Las Vegas night club. Except that I regain mana from my drinks. She just ends up in tabloids married to childhood friends.

Anyway. Since I play on a PvE server that doesn't require me to worry about doing a lot of damage quickly in duels against other players, I'm beginning to think I should rethink my talent point distribution, so as to minimize downtime in between fighting mobs. But then again, switching to Affliction would probably make me less of a damage dealing machine when grouped with other players. I spent hours yesterday reading on various WoW-related forums about different talent builds, and speculating on what redistribution might be best. In the end I haven't come to any real conclusions, and I'm simply paralyzed on the decision making process, leaving me stuck with what I know is an less-than-ideal character build.

Now if you've actually read up and reached this point with me, you're either as obsessed with World of Warcraft as I am, and/or you feel me on the strange, obsessive desire to build up the "perfect" RPG character. In either case, it's pretty clear that I am a candidate for some type of therapy. But then again, those sessions with the psychiatrist would take precious time away from WoW, so that just won't do at all.

Uneven enforcement

A couple weeks ago, Blizzard forced me to change my WoW name: Kevorkian. The reasoning? "It's a real life reference." Fine. I changed it. So in the weeks since then I've run across characters named:

Dilbert (the cartoon character)

Zito (As in Barry, the former Cy Young award winning pitcher of the Oakland A's)

Zoloft (anti depressant)

Edgerrin (James - the RB of the Indianpolis Colts)

Blossom (Mayim Bialik where have you gone? Actually...whereever it is, just stay there)

Grifonmaster, Soulbound (references to in-game)

And probably a half dozen more I can't think of offhand. But they pick on me! Boo. The only reasonable conclusion is that someone on the server saw my name and complained. So whoever you are, oh budding whistleblower, I salute you. Maybe next week you'll be promoted to HEAD Hall Monitor at George Washington Junior High. You'll be even more popular with the girls at school I'm sure.

Game Publication Injury Report

GameSpot

Bob Colayco , FE, Jan. 06 - PROBABLE FRI vs. FEATURES. 1/5 (Sprained Finger) Sustained slamming hand into plexiglass during 8th frame of practice on Let's Go Bowling. Colayco complained of lingering stiffness in the middle finger of his mouse hand after the game, but maintains that he won't miss a start.

Fantasy owners should be warned that such an injury may affect his ability to right-click. The third-year features editor however, was more concerned about his ability to gesture with the finger at teammate Brad Shoemaker.

Another year, another long drive down the I-5 to LA for Christmas

1. Everytime I make this drive I see one or two cars with in-car video screens that are playing pr0n. Look, I know it's a long drive, but some of us manage to go for a couple of hours without that sort of stimulation.

Note: If you are one of those people and you're doing it because you think it makes you look cool, I've got news for you: you don't. In fact, it's just kind of pathetic and depressing.

2. 70mph is not an acceptable speed to be in the left lane of a two-lane highway. If you're not going 90, you're blocking someone else who's in a bigger hurry (like me). When I flash my brights at you, it doesn't mean sit there and do nothing or wave back. It means GIT OUT DA WAY.

3. There's nothing quite like listening to the play-by-play of random sporting events in Spanish to while away the time on the drive. Because apparently, no one in the Central Valley of California speaks English, so all the AM radio stations in the area are in Espanol or are broadcasts of scary-red-state-Christian-evangelists. At least I've retained enough from high school Spanish to get the gist of what's going on too. It sure beats hearing in English that Jesus does indeed hate me and that I'll be going straight to the 9th level of Hell for my transgressions.

Oh. Merry Christmas.

Why do people think platform exclusivity is of some kind of sacred importance?

If you're a Halo fan, do you lose anything knowing that the game now exists on the PC? Would Halo 2 be a worse game in your mind if the PC version game out simultaneously with the Xbox version? Would Prince of Persia be a better game if it only existed on one platform instead of all of them? Did KOTOR all of a sudden become a terrible Xbox game after it came out on the PC also? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may want to consider therapy. :)

I find it depressing that people feel the need to carry some kind of banner for their chosen platform, buying into the marketing hype of "Only on Xbox!" or "Only on GameCube!" as if those meaningless labels somehow make a game better. Because that's all it is. If you truly believe that "exclusive" games are inherently better than a game that happens to exist on multiple platforms, you're either delusional or you're a marketing executive's dream, as you'll probably buy into most anything they tell you.

I'll listen to the argument that [game x] should have been Xbox Game of the Year because it was more original/fun/challenging/old-school/popular than Burnout 3. But if your argument begins and ends with the fact that Burnout 3 isn't an Xbox exclusive, and that should somehow disqualify it from contention as a certain platform's game of the year, then I weep for you because there is absolutely zero logical ground to stand on there. "Oh noes! I can't like Burnout 3 because those dirty Playstation 2 owners are enjoying the same game!" That's just sad. It's also funny because I don't see anyone using the same argument against San Andreas even though that game will be multiplatform in a matter of months.

And if I sound really crotchety and cranky about this it's because my sleeping schedule has been completely thrown off thanks to World of Warcraft. Sleeping at 8AM and getting up at 3PM = no good.

Hey at least I still have like 30 hours to do all of my Christmas shopping...

First they bought the NFL. Now this?

An except from an AIM convo with Greg about this: http://www.gamespot.com/sports/journal_entry.html?id=18094500

Bob : http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/246574.asp notice something in the corner of the box?
Bob : what's up mario basketball
Greg: nothing says "street" like Mario....
Bob: or princess peach breaking your ankles with a nasty crossover

To be clear, I don't think it's a horrible idea that is flawed from the start. On the contrary, it's a shrewd move to give GC owners incentive to pick up the game and make their edition feel that much more special. And any version of Mario Basketball that Nintendo would make would basically play like NBA Street, except with crazy courts with moving baskets, and chain-chomps attached to the goal posts.

It's the execution of such a thing that worries me. NBA Street has an urban, graffiti-splashed look to it that would be completely ruined by crudely slapping in the cartoony Mario gang. Will the character models be tweaked to make them fit in more with the existing style of NBA Street? Will the Mario characters be in their own mode, or could I really play Larry Bird, Toad, and Yoshi vs. LeBron James, Mario, and Peach? How will the new characters animate? Is the ball going to be floating around all cheesy, or will they really look like they're pulling off high crossovers and such? What about the music--are we going to have any Nintendoish cutesy tracks or will Luigi be catching air to the beats of Just Blaze? Can Yoshi steal the ball with his tongue and dunk it with the ball in his mouth?

OR! Am I totally on crack in the first place for interpreting that picture as "Play Mario in this game." ?

GameSpotting ADD Vol. 2

It's been a few months since ADD Vol. 1. Round 2, FIGHT!

- The Nintendo DS shipped yesterday. Yippee. Pardon my lack of excitement, but the launch games of that platform didn't exactly inspire me to line up at Best Buy and snag one. Now if Advance Wars DS turns out to be awesome, I may end up having to get a DS. But for now, I wait with a bit more eagerness on Sony's PSP.

- Some small developer released a tasteless game that recreates the Kennedy assassination. I haven't played this game yet, but I have mixed feelings on the theme. On the one hand, it reeks of shameless publicity stunt, and is certainly insensitive to the surviving members of the Kennedy clan. On the other hand, it's hard to imagine anyone raising a stink if this game recreated John Wilkes Booth's shot at Abraham Lincoln in the Ford theater, or the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand in 1914. What makes Kennedy's assassination different from either of these? Is it still too recent? Is Jack Kennedy still held in that high esteem that anything that sullies his memory should be shunned?

The developers of the game hide behind the excuse that this is all simply an academic exercise to prove that Oswald could have acted alone, and that there was no big conspiracy behind the shooting, Oliver Stone bedamned. So why are they promoting a $100,000 prize to the person who gets the highest score in the game? Why make a big point about releasing it on the 41st anniversary of the assassination?

- World of Warcraft launches tomorrow. I haven't actually played the beta since shortly after they introduced the Horde lands, but I fully intend to get into the retail version of the game. I've been missing out on a lot of cool stuff like the mounts and new talent system. I'm also tired of Brad and Bethany berating me for not playing the rest of the beta with them. I'm not sure if my fragile ego can handle further verbal abuse, so I'll be forced to join with them in the retail game.

- Marvel sues NCSoft over City of Heroes. If Marvel wins this transparent attempt to create market space for their own super-hero MMO, then it will likely spell doom for any kind of customizable content in games. That includes mods. Can you imagine gun manufacturers like Heckler & Koch suing Valve because the USP and MP5 are in Counter-Strike? How about the NCAA suing EA and Visual Concepts to make sure that it's impossible to type in the real names of college athletes in games like NCAA Football and College Hoops? Thanks Marvel. Instead of beating your competitors to market, you rely on weasel lawyers to make up for your sloth. I love this country!

- Some nutty activist group has issued a press release decrying violence in video games, noting this season's ten worst offenders. Aside from the fact that the list includes some rather oldy/moldy (Manhunt, Postal 2) or unreleased (Hitman: Blood Money) games, the titles seem more or less appropriate. Keep kids away from Doom 3, GTA San Andreas, Halo 2, and Mortal Combat (sic): Deception. We'll even let them slide on "Gunslinger Girls vol. 3" which is some crazy Japanese import, that I've never heard of. How did these guys hear about it, and think it was important enough to include on their list? What, did one of the panel members see an ad for this one in his secret shameful hentai collection?

The real crime in this press release is their list of "recommended non-violent games." Jak 3. Huh? I'm sorry but does this LOOK like a non violent game to you?

And then there's their "Prince of Persia" recommendation. Huh?!?! You mean, last year's Sands of Time, where you can meet your gruesome end at the hands of pole-ax wielding zombies, or impale yourself on brutal spike traps? Or did you mean this season's "Warrior Within," which includes double sword decaptations, and allows you to throw your sword and skewer g-string clad zombie chicks against the wall? Yep. Sounds like a winner for your 7 year-old niece. Good job, neurotic parents' groups! Way to go on the research! Did I tell you how much I love this country?

It feels like I'm stealing

I spotted the trade your old PlayStation 2 into EBGames for $100 store credit deal on FatWallet.com this morning, and then reported it to our news monkeys for posting on the site. The deal also has a provision that you can trade in up to five old games for $10 a piece.

Well I was finally able to get on over to the EB Games at Hilltop Mall in Richmond to cash in on it myself tonight. And boy did I. I was able to dump off my old and busted (well, not literally) PS2, along with a few old games, and paid a pittance for a brand new, sexy slimline PS2. It feels like I'm stealing.

I gave up:

- 1 first generation PS2 with controller and power + A/V cables - $100

- 1 copy of Onimusha for PS2. Yes. THAT old game. - $10

- 1 copy of Robotech Battlecry for PS2. - $10

- 1 copy of Secret Weapons over Normandy for Xbox - $7

- $34

(I also tried to pawn off my GameCube copies of Resident Evil and Rogue Squadron, but they were only offering like 2 dollars a piece for those, so I kept them.)

I got back:

- The New Hotness.

How ridiculous is that? Deal expires tomorrow boys and girls, so get cracking if you want in.