Think about if the Wii came with a free box of lofthouse cookies, then it could be well over the 40 million mark.

You wanna know what sucks about COD4 MP?!

when you have the reticule over someone's head

and you shoot

NO REACTION

shoot again

WHERE'D THE BULLET GO?

UMM

LET'S LOOK AROUND

OH I GUESS IT DIDN'T LEAVE THE BARREL

yeah when you down someone

there could be 5 people in front of a ****

HIS BULLETS

GO TO THE DOWNED GUY

I like how you don't see the grenade sign for martyrdom

until you're ON TOP of the body

and then to get rid of the grenade sign you have to SPRINT 40 meters away

While hopping and praying

naturally

and my favorite part of the game

M16!

range of a sniper

POWER OF A ROCKET

Shot a **** with a .50 caliber BULLET

that would rip your face off your body

and send it flying

BUT

HE HAS JUGGERNAUT

SO HE DOESN'T DIE

AND HE GOES AHEAD AND

YA KNOW

PULLS OUT HIS M16

ONE SHOT IN THE ASS

AND I'M DEAD

and then

YOU GO

20 AND 4

all 4 deaths are from M16

or someone sneaking up on you

because your claymores

are aiding the enemy

and people complain how you sit back and snipe the whole game

WELL

YOU WANT ME TO GO RUN OUT THERE WITH AN R700?

GONNA GET NO SCOPE HEADSHOTS LIKE HALO?

k

I don't know how Activision designed the claymores

BUT

the enemy is mozying on past my claymores

and not even getting damage

and when they have juggernaut

they can lay down and start humping the claymore

with no consequences

GET UP AND

USE THEIR LIGHT MACHINE GUN

TO GET A SPRAY N PRAY HEADSHOT

P90

THAT THING MAGICALLY GETS HEADSHOTS

I got red tiger for that ****

I know what you mean

RANDOM

HEADSHOTS

because

it's shot radius is

about

80% of the screen

so one of those

several hundred bullets

is bound to hit someone's face

the best though

is when you knife

and you feel the

minivibration

when it penetrates their flesh

and then you get knived

by them

you don't even get the knife

because

I don't know about you

but

I'M PRETTY SURE

THEY HAVE STEEL SKIN

like

a thin steel coating

that deflects bullets and knives

especially sniper bullets

because those are so weak, right?

we're just practicing

for when we use M16

and of course

whenever you need

4 or 5 more headshots til you get a challenge for headshots for a gun

you'll get

ALWAYS

you'll ALWAYS get

Vacant, District, or Showdown

and then the next round

then you'll finally get overgrown

and get no headshots

oh and by the way

guy with the echoing mic

will ALWAYS

ALWAYS

be on your team

and if he's not

he'll whup your ass

and trash talk you

and you try and insult him but his mic is echoing

damn

got all my frustrations out

The patch needs to come out…

fix the ****ty sniping errors

In the new patch, I want my sniper rifle to shoot tanks and my gernades to explode with confetti

I want M16 to

not shoot

have it clogged up with like

Poop

so when you shoot

it makes your screen get brown spots on it

until eventually you can't see

and for there to ALWAYS be a wall

in front of a p90

yup

no make it sandbags

because you can shoot through brick walls and steel doors

but not sandbags

concrete? easy

if you go over 300 bullets without killing someone, it should self destruct and say " you are a dickweed"

SAND?

NO WAY

lulz yeah

or your gun should just

go down a camo

UN get a challenge

LMG users accuracy is like

.009

but anyway

I'm out

I want free cookies, a bj, and perhaps a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

-Bob the bell out!