Hello any body who is reading this. We will once again be naming a game charactor of the week and of the month. We will not rehash and give any for January but we will name them for this week. They will be posted either every thursday or every Friday. GC of the month will be every  last thursday or the last day of that month. Thank you

Hello people of the gaming world and the world of the great online.This is your good friend Jerk. As we roll on down the line for the year 2013 we are faced with possibly the toughest times for the gamming comunity. We are being attacked by closed minded biggots that blame what we enjoy doing so much for the volence in school. All this gab about video games being what is to blame about the mental state of some of these guys who chose to harm others is a fat load of **** But what is really sad is people are not willing to point that fingure inward what so ever. Maybe if parents stoped letting their 9 year old play a game that was ment for some one who is 16 or older maybe kids wont be addicted to violance at a younger age. But age appropreation is but the skin of this probably. Maybe if every one did there part to shut down bulling. Maybe teachers should start taking notice when kids in the middle school are ganging up on the littlest kid in the class. The people of america love to cast the blame on every one but them selves. If you ask me that is step one on cutting down on violence in schools and on the streets. Maybe if sports coaches start worrying about having fun and stop stressing on winning so much. Is ruining the lives of these young men and women who play these games really that important to you that you get your face on your local paper as a champion in high school? I challenge every school in USA to start really doing some thing about bulling. Stop putting so much money on game day jerseys and put some of it into help and after school programs that every one can enjoy. Start hiring people at your schools that care about kids and aint their just to get money.  We do have a problem here in America. But it isn't guns or games. Its the stupidity of our own denile of personal fault!

Dear fans, if you have not heard or seen from us in a wile do not fear. Me and Boros have been away working out our haterid

on sonic 06. We will finish this by the end of this month. After this we will be back on the scene and hiting it as hard as ever. Expect hard hitting news and gory reviews.

To any one who is fallowing our post on here or any ware else, I Jerk and Boros are starting a page on facebook. If you see it we are listed as 8 Ball and Lucky 7 Reviews.

Ok I have said in a resent review that SEGA is screwing up so bad that it is beyondreproach. Im here to tell you all who took the time to read this that I feal SEGA no longer gives a damn if they make us the consumer happy any more. The fact that they make Crappy sonic game after crappy sonic game just burns me from the inside out. I dont understand it at all. Not only do they make these games but they also are proud of what they have done. In the end of the overly hyped but still not to bad of game sonic generations modern sonic looks back at classic sonic and yells, "Enjoy your future sonic its gonna be great!". Why would any one say that about games like colors, unleashed or sonic 06, DONT EVEN GET ME **** STARTED WITH 06!!!! I dont know why any one would be this platent about their own screw ups. Why man why! I would rather they canned it after sonic adventure two and got on with their miserable lives but no! Lets just put out more crap and rush and or half ass every game that thet produce. I dont understand them any more. **** SEGA!

Estell Ray Man.

Hight:???? Weight:???

He was the first game charactor ever. He was devolped in 1949 in Thomas T.Goldsmith Jr.'s Cathrod ray tube amusment device. And involves controling a dot to jump another dot. ERM is the Game charactor of the year becouse he is the father of all electronic gaming. Happy new year ****

For the week of December 29 we I had an interesting time selecting this one. But for this week Ive given it to one of the greatest. From the rise and fall this old boy has seen it all. I have to say this guy I have the most empathy for and will say that it seems that the ones who controle his fate have it in for him. So with out futer adew we give this weeks GCM to......

Height: 3ft 7in Weight:75lbs speed 340 mph.

From 1991 till to day the blue blur has been jetting through levels like no ones business. His games may have slacked off in the past few years and we got served a real **** sandwich in 2006. If your roling around at the speed of sound or just fallowing his rain bow to the down fall of sega you cant help but agree that this old boy was one of the best ever. If you would like to hear more about him tune in next month for when me and Boros lays into Sonic 06. Merry Christmas every body!

Poison

Height:5ft 9in or 177 centimeters Weight: 114lbs or 52 kg

Game She (or he depending on who your talking to): Street fighter/ finel fight serise.

In game age:25 years

Historic age: 23 years

The run down:Poison(,Poizun) is the friend and manager ofHugo. Before her career as a manager kicked off, she was well known as one of the more recognizable members of the group called Mad Gear.

The Good:

Long tall and ready to rumble. I would not mess with this crazy **** in the ring. Maybe not even in the bed room if what they say about her be the truth. This fighter has cleaned clocks and some how gotten that Hugo to behave.

The Bad:

She's greedy, self centered and just plain nasty. And she plays Hugo like a fiddle.

The Ugly:

The held beleaif is that this person is actualy a doode bothers me. Some thing that curvy cant have a flag pole!

Poison made the list because she is hot and beats the **** out of some the toughest guys in history of games.

Since Im trying to revamp some of my old noterity Ive decided to pick up some thing I use to do on the other game reviewing sites. I used to name a game charactor of the week every week. So I can catch up with my balated weeks Ill go ahead and name them for the past 3 weeks.

For the weak of November 20th Donkey Kong

Height:1.44meter or 5ft 8in Weight: 200-400lbs depending apon the game

Donkey Kong(,Donk Kongu) is a character inSuper Smash Bros. Brawl. He was first shown very briefly at theE32007 press conference. Like most other characters inBrawl, has been graphically updated to match his more recent appearances. His fur is more brightly colored, and he also appears furrier, especially around his head. When Donkey Kong jumps and lands, likeBowserandKing Dedede, the screen will shake slightly.

Donkey Kong ranks in the E tier, 18th overall, due to his well rounded attacks, good mobility, good range and incredible finishers (namely a fully chargedGiant Punch); however, being a candidate for infinite chain grabs as well as problems dealing with certain projectiles are the reasons for his drop from being a high tier character from the first tier list. Additionally, he has a poor vertical recovery that makes him vulnerable to weak spikes.

Donkey Kong Makes this list becouse he is one of the all time best classic and modern characters of our time. From dodging the flaming barals to kicking major butt in the smash brothers serise you just cant help but love this funkey monkey!

For the week of December 7th Ice Climbers.

Height: 3ft 2in Weight: (combind) 100lbs

TheIce Climbers, known in Japan asIce Climber, (,Aisu Kuraim) are the pair of playable protagonists from the gameIce Climber, released in the pre-Super Mario Bros.era of NES games. When playing one player, the player plays asPopo. When playing two player inIce Climber, player one plays as Popo, while player two plays asNana. In bothMeleeandBrawl,color changesallow players to control Nana. Despite not being displayed, the CPU-controlled Climber in theSuper Smash Bros.series does indeed have his or her own separatepercentageorstaminacounter. This factor alone results in the Ice Climbers' extremely highlearningcurve for all the games they have appeared in, as players must ensure the safety of not one, but two characters at the same time.

These guys are gameing legions. Thats why they made the list

For the week of December 14. Taizo Hori.

Height: 3ft 0in - 6ft 7in depending on the game. Weight: Not spicifide. Blood type O+

Tazio Hori's name translates to literly " I LOVE TO DIG" This guy may be one of the most sidistic game charators in the history of the gig. Any one who uses a pump to fill his enemys guts with air intill the burst is a sick son of a **** God I love that little white man!

Thats it for this post I hope you enjoy it and subscribe and fallow us. This list and more can be seen on our facebook page. Boros Jerk. This is Jerk saying bye bye

Hello again this is Jerk. To day I sit in utter sadness. The violent world we live is really starting to bug me. But the thing that bothers me more is the thought that parents use video games as a scape goat to blame. They cant accept the responsibility that their child is bad because of them. When I was child my parents made me go to church, do my home work and hose work. And when I was bad they busted my ass. I played video games that were apropiate for my age. If parents start doing this instead of just letting their kids play games that were ment for adults maybe we would not have so much violence in our world. If its rated M little johny should not play it. The game is to be played so the kid can have some thing he can enjoy. Its your fault if your a parent who lets their kids play these games and let the game system be their baby sitter.:x