Joey, aka, Noah...

Let me just tell you a few things. I have met several people whom I love here on tv.com. You, Tricia (PB_Lover), Doc (Dr_Janitor), Kori (kstaley) and there's many, many more. I want to tell you that I love you! In the world today there are so many homophobic people who think their way is the only way, there are christians who believe in a God who forgives, but won't forgive gay people, and there are tons of people who are just so ignorant that it kills me to even think I breathe the same air as them. It kills me to think I went to the same school system as those assh0les..to think we learned the same life values and stuff...it's just disgusting how some people turn out.

 I admire you so much for standing up for everything you believe in. When you tell me people come at you saying hateful and hurtful things, that just lights something deep in my soul...it's a fire that cannot be put out because everywhere I go and everything I do there are jerk offs that keep fueling that flame! Now...I even sometimes have trouble with making my mom be more accepting of "gayness". In fact, I'm pretty sure she thinks I am a big lesbian. She has asked me once or twice if I was gay but I'm not. Bi-sexual, maybe, but not full blown gay My mom is "okay" with other people being gay and stuff, but she doesn't understand why I would want to go to a gay club..she said, "Who are you gonna pick up in there?!" Thing is, I don't want to pick up anybody, so thanks for asking. Seriously, right now in my life I am so...laid back and I don't really care about anything...it's depressing at times. I told you that I'm just here and I feel like the world is moving so fast, but I can't stop it..I feel like I'm stuck here and nothing is happening for me, save a special somebody, but even that situation is straight up f*cked up...

 You are such an incredible person. I hope one day I can grow to be half of the human being that you are. You've been through SO much in your life, it just amazes me. Everybody could learn a thing or two from you if they would just open their damn minds and actually see things from a different point of view. For me, that's what life is. Accepting others for who they are and respecting their views and values in life. That is what makes me a more educated person, that is what makes us all good people. Maybe you disagree with things others believe in, and that's fine, but it does NOT under ANY circumstance give you the right to call names and belittle them based on that. In the short time I've "known" you, I already feel so close to you. No, I don't talk to you or email you every single day, but you're a part of my life and I pray for you every night. I pray for everybody in my life, but especially for you because I know you have a lot of stuff going on in your life, and whether you believe in God or not, I'm still asking Him, since I do believe, for Him to be there for you to lean on and stuff like that, and to be there for you to talk to if you ever need somebody to just listen.

 So, if the person who sent that email comes here, please refer to the picture at the top of this post. That's how I feel about you right now. Leave Joey alone...he's 10x the person you'll ever be.

 On that note, I'm going, but seriously, don't let anybody ever make you feel bad about yourself, or who you are. If you're happy with your life, that is all that f*cking matters.

 This is me and Jeremy, my personal favorite gay man at the club on Saturday. We like to "shake what our mama's gave us". He says that I make him want to be a straight man! I seriously love him and he is one of the most amazing people I know. Love you Jeremy!! :);)

 I'd like to say this..atleast, this is what I think:

A lot of people have a lot of opinions about me, but I'm only playing for an audience of One.

I love you Noahcrash..you mean so much to me. Thank you for being you. :)

Mwah-

Britty

Okay! Chapter Two is done. We made a completely new Prison Break forum..a whole site. I'm a mod..so you know it's sweet! ;) You don't have to be a prison break fan to join! There's plenty of "off-topic" stuff going on!

The website is: http://pbreakfans.proboards47.com/index.cgi

Join, and leave comments!! My story is in the multimedia lounge, in the fan creations section!

Warning: If you are under the age of 18, you read it at your own risk. That's all I'm gonna say! :):lol: Go there. Now.

Looooove!

Britty

So, I said I'd share a story about me being a wild barbarian. Here I am....

I was over at my friend's house..I'm not sure which one..this was a while ago. Anyways. It was in the middle of the night..we still hadn't gone to sleep...she had to go to the bathroom, so I took off ALL of my clothes and put "war paint" (lipstick) all over my face and body and then shut off all the lights and layed down on the steps and waited for her to come out.

When I heard her coming towards the steps, I started growling like a savage. It was PITCH BLACK and she couldn't see me. I heard her say, "Brittany?" I didn't answer her and when she took another step, I growled louder. Hahahhaha! :lol: As soon as her first foot hit the first step, I grabbed her ankle and started yelling like a banshee. It was f*cking hilarious because she thought it was somebody trying to kill her. I had this flash light and I turned it on under my face and there was all that f*cking war paint and she screamed..the look on her face was soooo damn hilarious. She thought it was all over until she turned the lights on and I definately had war paint all over my breasts..she wasn't expecting me to be freakin' naked. :lol::lol:

So if that didn't make you laugh...I don't know what will. My barbarian name is "Babadoosh."

End of story.

love.
Babadoosh.

aka.
Ms. McFearson

So, basically here I am. I been goin' straight up crazy as hell...but that's a whole different story.

Let me tell you about what goes on here. I'm sitting here in my underwear and a pink tank top. My undies are sooo adorable..they're yellow and that's all I'm gonna say, they're hard to describe! They're the boy shorts kind, I'm not gonna lie..my booty works it in them! ;) Woot!

I've decided that drinking and I aren't the best of friends anymore. Especially vodka and then I sang the song Freak Me by Silk...I love that frickin' song..it's so good to dance to..however, the selection was slim..in fact, it was zero. I was just like, no. Not so much. I also realized something. I sat down and was just lookin' round the dance floor and there is this dude sittin' across from me..HOT AS HELL, he's a bouncer and his girlfriend is just as freakin' hot. She's realll tall, like 5'10 or 5'11. She has I swear, the hottest legs I've ever seen on a female in my life. She was wearin this little tiny skirt and it was like watching porn. Okay, not that extreme..she was all on him, and when two hot people are on each other..it's just on FIRE.

I don't know where I was going with that..there is another story, however. Jeremy.."My favorite gay boy at the club" was dancing w/me and he's like, "Ohh guuuurl. If only you had a penis the things I would do to you." I was like, "I can buy one." HAHAHHAHAHA! He was like, "Just look at yourself, just take a looksy. Why aren't you TAKEN?" I was like, "I don't wanna be, that's why." he was all like, "The men should be flocking to you like worshippers." Then he smacked my ass and we basically danced for 3 more hours, until some a-hole threw his glass on the floor right at my damn feet, it shattered all over my feet..so I had glass and beer all over me. Since I'm sweet on having glass stuck in me..

I was all sorts of drunk later. We went to the after party..it was at Sara's apartment..I met her last weekend..and now I'm VIP. She's this HILARIOUS black lady who's in her 30's. She made some of the best food I ever ate in my life..chicken. Chicken and hot sauce, a whole bottle, OH, and with dill pickles too. I remembered this just now..this black bear pulled a peice of fried chicken out of his pocket at the club last night!!! LOL! :lol::lol: Anyways..all these people showed up to her apartment and she was like, "No. No. No. Start up your engines and get the hell outta here! This sh!t VIP only. I don't know you!" THis kid in a military outfit showed up..shes like, "What are you doing here?" He's like, "I'm here for the after party.." and she done looked at him and said, "I salute you, but you ain't comin' in my motherf*ckin' house!" Hahahaha!

So, now that I'm done with that. ABby had sex with Daddy D!ck last night. His name is DD which stands for Daddy D!ck..yea, he made her call her that while the action was going down. His weewee..well, that be huge. I saw a picture. :lol:

Gotta go for now..I'll put pics up later. Noah! I miss you! Come back to me soon! :)

Oh! I got a car! Yay!

I love you :oops:
Britty!

Ok. There is a song..the lyrics are EXPLOSIVE. Hahahaha- I can't post them here for fear of being banned prematurely. Anything premature is bad...

So..it's On the Hotline by Pretty Ricky..look up those lyrics.

Oh, check out my pics from my wild St. Patrick's Day at my other blog...

www.buhl9.blogspot.com

Go there. Check around..see what goes on! :)

I'll tell you guys all about my weekend later...I'm still recovering from my hang over right now...I'm gonna go lay down now. Next time, I'll tell you one of my favorite rock songs..it's just..awesome.

Have an awesome week! Woot!

Please prepare yourselves for this story of my evening. It is quite f-ed up and unbelievable..everything I am about to write is completely, 100% factual.

*Please read this as if you were a news reporter.*

At approximately the time of 10:30pm, my good friend Abby Leigh Troyer was traveling from her lovely abode to pick me, Brittany Amber Uhl up where we would then travel back to her house to divulge in conversation and chips and salsa. However, when the clock hit the time of 10:45, as my friend Von Abberstein was on Route 57 a stupid deer who wanted to commit suicide, walked right out in front of her lovely Dodge Neon as she was going a speed of 55 miles per hour. It was quite eventful because according to Abby, she "closed her eyes and slammed on the brakes". Well, it certainly did not lessen the blow because that mother f*cker hit her car, flew up off the windshield, landed on the roof and then flew off the back of her car.

Well, I was starting to get worried because she should have arrived by now. I picked up my home telephone and dialed her phone number. When she answered I said, "Are you still alive, weiner breath?" She said, "Yes. I just hit a deer." Soooo, I said, well call me when you get here. At 11:00pm exactly, she arrived and I went down to inspect the damage. Alls I could do is laugh my ass off. The hood of the car is jammed up..there was FUR in the head lights...the roof looked like my fat ass done jumped up and down on it, and there was blood and guts and throw up everywhere. It was quite grotesque. I felt sick.

We then called my mother, Jenny Alma Uhl, who was sleeping in her nice bed. I said, Mom, get down here..Abby hit a deer. What does her ass say? "Well where is it?"

Uh..where is what? Hmm...probably Abby picked the deer up and put the c0ck sucker in her backseat for safe keeping. So once my mom got her damn head right...I told her about the damage and what did she do? She laughed..she laughed like a fool. Which made us laugh and we were like..Oh well, screw it and we left my hizzle. We went back by where the suicide took place and she's like..."Wouldn't that be some sh!t if there was a circle of deer friends around the dead b!tch." I was like "OMG and they would have lighters/candles and wave them in the air...they'd be all sorts of pissed." Basically...we're idiots. The deer done landed in some farmers driveway. So we pulled in and I was like Ohh man..let me take a picture incase you need evidence..she was like, Brittany. There is evidence right here. I was like you're right. Exibit A: Fur in headlight Exibit B: Throw up on car Exibit C, D, E, F: all the dents in your car. Anyways, I still wanted to take a picture. So I got out of the car and walked over to the poor little girl...I felt horrid. I bent down a little bit and took the picture..however...

When the flash went off...THAT SON OF A B!TCH WASN'T DEAD! I jumped so high in the air...I swear, if I weren't so white somebody might have thought I was LeBron James in the flesh! I screamed and then started crying hysterically. It was sooooo f*cking tragic. I felt like such crap I mean..the poor little deer...it wasn't crying or anything. So I was like, ABby, we have to call da po po's immediately. Somebody has to shoot it! It's suffering! Well, we called the Statey's to come out and handle the situation...when he got there, it had already passed on to the next life. Thank God. I couldn't have handled them shooting it. Abby told the po po when he saw the blood and stuff..she's like "Do you see this throw up? That deer was so scared it threw up right on my car." HAHHAHAHAHAH! The look on his face...PRICELESS. LMFAO! Oh dear. (literally)

THen we finally made it back to Abby's house at like 1:30 in the morning where her parents yelled at her. We ate a whole jar of salsa...salsa=love since I'm mexican. It was delicious. I watched the movie Thirteen...most f*cked up movie ever. Okay..maybe not EVER..but still, quite f*cked up. I got to work this morning a little after 10. Yea, I was late...bite me. I'm so tired right now alls I wanna do is lay on the therapy table and sleep. But I'm scared I'll tell some lady that "The dragon will arrive, at half past five." again..and I can't risk that. Abby said this morning she tried to wake me up and she was like, "Brittany." ...no answer...."MCFEARSON!"...no answer..."B-T!tty, get your ****ing ass up before I give you a t!tty twister."....I said, "Can't you see me?"

LOL! I tell you..I am seriously f-ed up in the morning. Who says that? "Can't you see me?" Hahaha! Wow. Well, that was my Thursday night. Tonight, I ain't doing anything. I'm going home and going to fAreaking sleep, damnit. Hopefully my Saturday will go smoother. Oh, and I just found out I have to work every single damn day next week...nice of them huh? Nice of them to inform me of this on a Friday...sooooo sincere..thanks Darryl Hancock..seriously, I thank you.

I love you, and goodbye.

Babadoosh...out.

I'll tell you that story next time.:lol: I'm sure the Doctor could give you some details if you wish...

Oh my sweet six pound, seven ounce baby Jesus. I am eating the most delicious salad I've ever had in my entire life. Italian dressing with feta cheese and romano cheese and some tomato...*orgasms*

So, tonight, my bestest friend Abby and I went to the movies. We were gonna see Norbit, but go figure, after I said I wanted to see that, gave the dude my debit card, he swiped the **** Abby says, OMG LET'S SEE THE NUMBER 23!!! She said it was scary, and I begged her not to make me see it! Ha. She would not be argued with. So, the dude had to freaking refund that transaction and then run it through again so I could see the other movie. So, I was like, "I am so sorry..." *looking to see his name tag* "Troutman. I f*ck everything up."

Yes. His name tag said Troutman. Abby starts bustin up laughing, thinking I'm some sort of an a-hole for calling this large man Troutman, but seriously! That was his name! So..we buy popcorn and the biggest drink I've ever laid my eyes on before in my life, and went in and sat down. Abby bought these Skittles and go figure, the first scary part of the movie, right as the suspension is building, she shakes them right in my ear, so I scream and make everybody in the theater gasp for air. It was just ridiculous. I'm such a baby. I both of my arms wrapped around her left arm the whole movie, and I would smash my head into her shoulder. It was pathetic.

The movie wasn't even really that scary..it was really, really good! It was more of a sort of mystery movie than horror. There was blood shed, however, and that just makes me sick to the stomach. After the movie, she had my hand prints all over her arm. Yep, I'm a baby, I'm not even gonna lie. Don't take me to a scary movie if you can't deal with me crawling all over you.

Okay, so we walk outside. These a-holes in this truck stop, to let us cross the street, I waved, to show my appreciation, being the nice girl I am..and what do they do? They roll down their window and say, "Hey ladies, want to have a good time?" I I just stared at them and Abby said, "Shut the f*ck up, you f*cking perverts!" They burned out and then took off, to come back around, and we ran like there was no tomorrow to the car! Yikes!

After that, the town basically died. So she brought me home. We're probably going dancing tomorrow night, and then getting hammered. I can't wait. Thennn next Saturday, her cousin owns a bar up in Toledo, and we're definately invited to the St. Patty's Day bash up there. It's a two hour drive, but so worth it, because we'll get to drink, number one, and number two, for free! Now that is what I'm talkin' about, baby! So yea, tonight was fun..and I'm still enjoying this delicious salad. Oh, here is a pic Abbster took of me tonight..

Ok, so I'm no super model..but atleast I know how to have a gooood time!

I'll keep y'all updated on the events of my wild weekend..uhh ohh, the fun has only just begun!

Much love.
Britters

I'm back y'all! After a 5 day long suspension...

I'll write more later! :)

Love and kisses to you all!

Britters

Thank you guys for thinking about me :) I appreciate that so much!

My great grandma passed away around 6:30pm tonight. She was surrounded by people that loved her dearly, and she knew that. I would write more, but I think I wouldn't be able to stop. That's how I get when things like this happen. The only thing that is letting me be okay with this is the fact that I know she's in heaven with my grandma, great aunt and my great grandpa. She's finally home, she just wanted to get home. It would be selfish of us to ask for anymore time. She was in pain and she was 87 years old...we were blessed with the time we had.

Again, thank you guys so much! I love every single one of you with all my heart. :)

Kisses*
Britt

Here's a thought:
I'm someone who only wants what I can't have, but what if the one thing that I want is what I am supposed to end up with anyway?

Hey guys. Just a quick one here...

My Great Grandma is very sick. She's been battling leukemia and lung cancer and it's finally caught up to her. We had to call in hospice today and they're giving her a week, but it will probably be a lot less than a week. I just wanted to ask you guys to keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. When prayer is all you have, it can be a very powerful thing.

I love you guys and I'm so glad I've met you all! :)

love.

Brittany