Here's another one, also from 11th grade. There was an assembly, and I was helping with the stereo, so I was down on the gym floor. Well, there was this girl that was going to play guitar and sing. I guess the microphone stand had broken, because they had this other girl sit in front of the musician and hold the mic up to her. 10 seconds into the song, everyone starts laughing. The girl holding the mic had her buttcrack exposed. Really. I mean, you could notice it from a mile away. And she didn't notice, so the teachers made me run out and sit behind her, pressing my back to hers, in order to...to hide her buttcrack. I just looked at the floor while that song seemed to go on forever. Awkward, indeed.
This happened when I was in 11th grade. I got to school, and I was heading through the quad to get to the main building. It was December, and the day before was a snow day. Well, most of the ground was covered in ice. I tried to stay off the ice, but the way I needed to go didn't have any dry spots, meaning I HAD to walk on the ice. So, I start cautiously walking on it, and I'm thinking "Please, God, don't let me fa--' Right as I'm thinking that, my legs come out beneath me and I'm on my butt. Everyone laughed. Worse part? I had to stay in the quad for 20 minutes because they weren't letting us in the building. At least plenty of other people fell after I did, so I wasn't alone.
i just dont understand why anyonme would want to look like that... being honest imo she was never truly beautiful to begin with, but the apple has fallen very far from the tree since the 80's... should be a reminder to people. hitting the big five O and daily workout sessions do not go together!
Actually, exercising regularly is beneficial for people of all ages. It's only negative when it's taken to the extreme. I read somewhere...and I can't say how reliable the source was...that Madonna works out for about five hours a day, or something -- that's extreme overkill.
Yeah, she's a workout machine. Like insane. Apparently she also does some fairly specialized, high-intensity stuff. I read that she works out two hours a day, six days a week and is on a diet one week out of every six weeks, and in that one week, she'll knock off five pounds. Insane is right...that's crazy!
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