Tom Petty sued Anthony's band the Red Hot CHili Peppers cause he though that their hit song Dani California had the same tone and notes as one of his own songs. Tom wants to reek revenge on the young rockstar in this match. Sorry but theres no commentary, Ill add later if you want...
Match: Tom Petty vs Anthony Kiedes
Ring: Plain
Mills: Okay you two, lets get it on!
(Anthony and Tom stare Mills, expecting him to say something else.)
Mills: Well, get it on you two!
Tom: Arent you going to say something funny refering to us?
Mills: You always expect something to come out if me dont you? All you damn celebrities...Ill freaking kill you all I sware!
Tom: You wont really do that will you?
Anthony: No but I will!!!
(Anthony kicks Tom in the face three times, spins, then does a roundhouse kick
to the face of Tom. Tom is sent flying to the other side of the ring.)
Tom: Ugh, I may be old, but atleast Im not the only one with wrinkles!
Anthony: I dont have wri-
(Tome gives three uppercuts to Anthony. Anthony touches his face, and now he has several wrinkles)
Anthony: AHHHHH! My face!
(Anthony takes out a lotion bottle)
Tom: Mirical Cream?
Anthony: Suuuure is Tom
Tom: Can you give me a spot?
Anthony: Hell Yeah! Here you go!
(Anthony squeezes the bottle, sending lotion flying, and landing on Toms face)
Tom: Ahh...thanks man
Anthony: No, thank the magic shop for the acid cream!
(Toms face starts burning. Tom runs around screaming. Anthony sweeps Toms leg, then puts his foot Toms face)
Anthony: OH YEAH!!! IM THE MAN!!!
Tom: Not any more!!!
(Tom punches Anthony in the crotch, pushes him to the floor, stnds up, and
goes towards the corner. Tom climbs the ropes, then does a front flip,
and lands on Anthony's stomach. Tom grabs Anthonys head, and starts
pulling it back, trying to rip his head off. Anthony manages to bend
like a halfpipe, and kick the back of Toms head six times. Tom stands
up, and staggers toward his corner. Anthony dropkicks Tom in the back,
sending him flying to the turnbuckle, and smashing his face on it.)
Anthony: Smashing, eh Tom?
Tom: Kiedes Im gonna wreck you! And I wont even know how it feels!
Anthony: You old twisted fruit bag, Im gonna torture you! And stop trying to make refrences to your stupid old songs!
(Anthony gives Tom a double nurple, kicks him in the crotch, then tries to rip
off Toms fingernails. Anthony rips off two, then Tom pushes him away)
Tom: AHHH, Alright Anthony, why dont I get you to higher ground?
(Tom kicks Anthony in the chest, sending him into the air, then lands on the turnbuckle, which injures him in the face.)
Anthony: My face! My beautiful face!!! Ill make you pay!!
(Anthony goes towards Tom attempting to punch him, but misses.)
Tom: Okay, Why dont you take a spin?!
(Tom takes out two drum sticks, jams them into Anthony's ribs, then spins Anthony like crazy)
Anthony: HELP ME PLEASE!!!! I CANT STOP!!!
Tom: I call that full moon fever!
(Anthony
gets smart, spins towards Tom, then is spinning right next to Tom. The sticks attatched to Anthony hit Tom in the sides rapidly, then
eventually knock him down.)
Anthony: Getting dizzy from the fumes...
(Anthony starts halucinating (However the hell you spell it) and sees the devil
playing a drum solo. Then devils face turns into Adrian Greiniers face)
Anthony: Ohh...that Handsome Devil..
Tom: Ill make you ankle deep!
(Tom grbs Anthony by the shoulders, and pushes him down into the floor, crushing his feet, making him slightly smaler)
Tom: And now for some free fallin!
(Tom lifts up Anthony, spins him, then throws him on the floor. Tom kicks
anthony in the sides eight times, then turns around and starts
cheering.)
Tom: Oh yeah!!! No one can beat me!!!
(Anthony gets up, goes to ring side where his guitarist, John is)
John: Dude your getting your ass kicked!
Anthony: Shut up, do you want the solo in our next song or not?!
John: OKAY OKAY! Take my guitar
Anthony: Thanks man
(Anthony walks towards Tom. Then Anthony whacks Tom in the face with the guitar,
but Tom kicks Anthony in the gut, takes away the guitar, then stabs
Anthony in the stomach with it.)
Tom: Wow, it is a GUTar!
(Tom jams the top of the guitr neck into Anthony's ear.)
Tom: And now, a sample of some Byrd Riffs!
(Tom starts playing some really high notes, eventually making Anthony's ear
drums explode. Anthony pushes Tom away, and grabs his ears)
Tom: Oh man, this is over!
Anthony: Actually, as a huge fan, I have to agree!
Tom: Really?
Anthony: Yeah! Im a big fan! Ever since you started! Remember? Tom Petty and the HEART BREAKERS!!!!!!
(Anthony jams both of his hands into Toms chest, grabbing Toms heart.)
Tom: My....Heart!
Anthony: By the Way, I could die for you, but I'd rather watch you expire!
(Anthony, pulls apart Toms heart. But Anthony connects then, pulls them apart,
like an acordian. Anthony uses this acordian affect four times, then
does it soo hard, he rips Tom in half.)
(Anthony is waiting for Mills to announce his name)
Anthony: Arent you gonna say my name?
Mills: I was a Tom Petty fan you butt hole, Hope you rot in hell!
(Mills walks away, and Anthony lowers his head)
Jake Gyllenhaal (Background): Join the Club!!!!!!!
That part at the end is a refrence to the show so if u dont watch, i dont blame you for going wtf
sorry i aint that good, just tell me what u think please
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