Hey everyone, I was sent this the other day and decided to share it with you all. It made me laugh a lot, probably because it's so true! :lol:
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE....
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually not a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say "You're welcome".
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'. For the woman's response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. :P
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. :lol:
Well hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did. More things like this to come in future Blogs.
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