So i was playing this game on End of the Line in BFBC and i was at the 3rd defender's base. I went to a building not far from where i spawned and could overlook the attackers on 'Harbor' base with my SV98. I saw a guy running towards a APC but was too far away for me to aim well so i waited..the guy got in the russian APC car and started drving. He wasnt even out of his base when i noticed the car was actually smoking, so i decided to try and shoot down that matafuga. I aimed my SV98 and shot at the front of that APC car and i thot i missed but...there it was on my screen: Saints-Bomber(SV98)iforgothisname Destroy vehicle +10 haha, i think that APC was on less than 30% health. It was an amazing kill and my uploaded pic phailed =P

Deuces

Yay, we have christmas holidayz, and guess what, its 3 days off for me. Thats sucha long time init??=sarcasm if u havnt realized yet=

So imma be playing all this week, but i may play at times that i dun usually play at(hope u get my grammar)

And just to mention, i was playing BFBC just now and had 1% health left and a damned medic wont heal me so i tried to kill him with my shotty BUT i failed cuz rite b4 i shot some enemy sniped me =(

Hai guys...

This weekend my homework is:

#Read 200 pages of the book "To Kill A Mockingbird"

#Finish two pages of English worksheet

#Write a book report atleast 3 pages

#Write a story about a ancient Rome slave planning to kill his master(lol wtf)

#One page of biology worksheet

#Biology experiment report(one page or two)

#Chinese essay

#2 pages of Geography worksheet

#Read like 20 pages of Geography book

#Double sided page of Physix

#One page of maths

PS

#Trying to buy a vpn to go on Facebook in China

AND MY QUESTION IS:

WHO THE FLUCK IS GONNA BE ON BFBC THIS WEEKEND!!???

With IsaacThomas gone off to play GT5, imma need someone else who can play BFBC with me...

I can only play on weekends at around 13:30-15:00 Beijing time zone, which is from 16:30-18:00 sydney time zone, from 23:30 chicago, from 21:30 seattle. Tell me ur time zones and i can work out a time for us to play together. America ppl: ITS WEEKEND, STAY UP LATER TO PLAY xD

Leave comment, im begging u

As sum of u may know, im not getting the game, but some of my buds are.

I hope noone leaves bfbc for black ops cuz im not allowed to play M rated games therefore if u all leave imma play bfbc by myself :(

I just checked the forums of black ops, guess what, 35 pages already in 2 days, $hit, that games gonna be a hit :P

I hope i can get my hands on that game in a friend's house, but im still gonna be a bfbc fan

For some reason, i just found out that im really into perverted jokes, so here im gonna share some of my favorite, hopes it gets u laughing, DONT HATE:

Science Rocks
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks hisstudents "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.

"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"

Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?"

"Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you."

Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
tell you:

First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a
dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed."

Epic fail...A dude said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

Plane story

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."There are loads more but these are very gud ones, sharing any other jokes of any category is welcomed

Wow, mid-term test is coming up for me...I'll hv to study a lot over the weekends..

U no, u guys shud rly wish me gud luck(^_^)

Hope I dun fail, like always xD

Even tho, I'll be on ps3 and owning(maybe not) same time, see y'al in the weekends, peace, im out ;)

If u read the topic sentence, no, this is not about me taking drugs.

So I was playing Bad Company and I just got in a heli to be a random guy's gunner.

We fly around for a bit until we start getting hit and were left with 20% health...so he started flying rly low and went rly fast towards the enemy base(we were attacker) I saw tht he was flying rly low and decided tht jumping offwasnt gonna kill me, so i jumpd..and at the exact moment he jumped too, and left the heli going towards the gold crate @ supersonic speed. He ended up getting 2 kills with the no-driver-heli and got a third of the Gold crate too...damn lucky he was (O_o)

I dun get why games are 18+...im not allowd to play 18+/M rated games and I think sumtimes the rating system is totally ridiculous...Sumtimes the game is rated on difficulty, and thts rly stupid...I dun see much of a difference of violence in all the games....damn I wish the creaters of ESRB&PEGI can go to hell (-_-ll)