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Funny Blonde Joke!

A blonde tried to sneak into first class, on a flight to Las Vegas:
Flight Attendant: Pardon me, but may I please see your ticket?

Blonde (said, with a toss of her hair): I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I am going to Las Vegas to get rich and I am sitting right here.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, but if you aren't ticketed for first class I need you to take your assigned seat in the main cabin.

Blonde: I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I am going to Las Vegas to get rich and I am sitting right here!

At this point, the flight attendant asked the pilot to help:

Pilot: Pardon me, miss, but I need to see your ticket.

Blonde: I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to Las Vegas and I am sitting right here.

The captain then bent down and whispered in the woman's ear. Her eyes widened, she gathered up her belongings and scurried back into the main cabin. The captain returned to the flight deck.

A little bit later, the impressed flight attendant asked the pilot what he had said. He answered, "I simply informed her that first class doesn't land in Las Vegas."

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Halo Theme Song!

So, I was at my drum lessons the other day (in school) and my teacher is seriously considering dropping one of the songs we are currently working on, and, in its place... the Halo theme song!!!!!! He has the music to it and everything, he even showed us all the percussion parts! I hope we do this!

Anyone Up For Pokemon Diamond/Pearl???

Does anyone want to play???? If you do please message me, or comment right here, with your friend code and I will give you mine!:D Its ok to be afraid of me and my awesome abilities at Pokemon (that pretty much means you'll win) :lol:

Gettin' Braces

Yup, I am getting braces in about a month, over Spring Break, talk about a ruined vacation... :lol: The thing is I have like a million doctors appointments the week of spring break (yes, yes I know I exaggerated a little...) :D To top it all off, I'm getting braces that week too!!!! YAY:D yea, I'm not really that excited

I Saw Meet The Spartans!!!!!!!

Yup, I saw it!!!! It was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I f you like to laugh, I suggest you see this!!!!!! I went with my friends to see it yesterday. Oh and Simpsons2102, I DO HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!:lol: LOL