Eff it, you guys are too aloof.

I'll just contact him on MSN from now on. Bye forever.

I come here to meet up with PilgrimWind and he ends up not showing up.

Hey guys, do you know him that well? Does he post a lot? Am I wasting my time by posting here too hoping we'd be able to gossip like preteens?

i tried taking a nap, but that did not pan out like i hoped.jediknight52501

Melatonin.

Chappelle also thought he knew Wayne Brady.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb6875cff8/chappelle-show-daves-night-out-with-wayne-brady-from-uploaderguy

But what happened?

Toph troll? her? that would never happen.jediknight52501

You ever have a girl say "I have to go to the bathroom" in your local club and then never come back? Or perhaps for something more familiar, you ask what's wrong and they say "Nothing" and expect you to respond? It's in their nature to be trolls, just like the short story with the scorpion and the frog

Not sure if this is true or not, but I hear in the ext 2-3 thousand years, sharks will be able to develop legs and evolve into something far more dangerous, and become the most dangerous predator on the planet. Especially if they can use those legs and be able to breathe and walk on land.Toph_Girl250

Sounds like something the History Channel would say. Evolution is impossible to predict, not to mention that such a feat is improbable given that the average swamp hermit would mistake it as some mutated crocodile and use their handy double-barrelled shotgun to put it out of its misery. Not to mention, where would it get lungs? How would it be able to conserve air? Catching prey on land isn't easy you know.

Unless you're trolling, which congratulations, you made me write down a diatribe.

why is it so nice outside today, it's the middle of winter. =x -KyoKi-

Global warming.

Prepare for the inevitable rising tide. I've invested in a scuba uniform for just an occasion. If you're lucky, you'll develop limbs that resemble fins like in that movie Waterworld starring Kevin Costner.

Or drown. Whatever. Means more food for me during the oncoming universal societal collapse.

Diet soda contains artificial sweeteners such as aspartame. While these diet sodas will be less harmful to your teeth, they can screw up your metabolism and cause adverse long term effects. Ironically, they can make your metabolism slow up and you'd become even fatter than if you just drank regular soda!

The conclusion is, everything that tastes good is probably bad for you.