Fellow gamers, I believe we have tolerated too much this past generation. From repulsive visuals and/or performance, to paying for things that should be free, we as gamers have been to hell and back. You know what, I sincerely don't know what's worse here; the fact that this is actually happening, or the fact that we are still bending over and taking it. One would wonder what the root of all this fu*kery is, so I decided to investigate. Lo and behold I arrived at consoles. Yes, consoles are to blame for the sh*thouse we are in.

Being the sick c#nt that I am, I decided to take this matter further. I decided to organise a project aimed at obliterating console usage and engineering a-- utopia if you will. A utopia where every man woman and child can freely enjoy the pleasures of gaming without being hammered by jaggies, and low frame rates. I call this project the "System Wars Console Project."

To kick off this project, I have created a number of promo posters which I'm hoping a number of you will print out and post around your college campuses and whatnot.

I'm also going to kindly ask you to wear this badge in your forum signature to further support the cause:

Remember; Console gaming. Not even once.

~Proudly brought to you by the world's biggest sick c#nt.

Highlight under her please.

The OP does not necessarily refelct the views and opinions of the TC, and D4W1L4H does not endorse any form of eradication against consoles. Infact, D4W1L4H endorses console usage.

This is the stupidest thread I've seen in a while.

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I was told by some friendly moderators that i'm forbiden to call another user a sick c#nt. :(

Slashless

Apparently, It's perfectly fine to label myself as the "world's biggest sick c#nt" but as soon as I call someone else a sick c#nt, It's "vulgar and offensive." Ridiculous.

I was told by some friendly moderators that i'm forbiden to call another user a sick c#nt. :(

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inb4 10 minute Brain Training demo.

Sh*t house story telling can't make you cry.

Every single game is on-rails. I can score a fantastic goal on FIFA if I press certain buttons in the right order at the right time, that's the rails bit.

You've never played FIFA, have you Pete?

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Age of Empires 1 consumed my childhood; played everyday after school. I got it for free in a Nutri-grain box.

(Not my photo)

Midnightshade29

Nope, it was the full game; I still have the original CD. :D

Why would you do such a thing? D: