Hello everybody! This IS my party blog. Just to let you know, I typed this blog days ago. So it is well prepared.
Here is the plan for the party...
- Start the music(you can pick first)
- Introductions
- Chuck Norris Jokes
- The Easter Bunny
- Avatar AMV
- Games
- Food
- Math problems...just kidding
- Short Action Packed Movie
- Some Tennis
- ELEVEN?!! You should've been wasted by the time I got to eight!
Iroh has offered to sing Karaoke... How could I refuse!![](http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/Dafooser/irohsinging.jpg)
Well! I think I'll start playing the music!
Ben Folds-Landed
Ben Folds' cover of Such Great Heights
A tribute to running:
Linkin Park ~ Meteora - Easier to Run
Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude "Tell Me" -music video
Oingo Boingo - Gratitude
Oingo Boingo "Weird Science"
But before we start to party and you foam at the mouth, I would like to mention a few things.
You see, I am now 18.
I'm not that excited, but that's, you know, big compared to one. But it's just the beginning for me, as you older people know.
You might be asking, what do I look forward to when I'm 18?
I look forward to college. To ordering stuff online, signing stuff, memorizing my social security number, not having to go through as much trouble to drive, getting a job (my dream job right now is to work at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf over the summer.) and doing all that stuff. You're welcome to criticize me for being naïve, I'll be more than happy to listen.
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NUMBER ONE: Introductions...
I've Invited Chuck Norris to my party.
![](http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/Dafooser/chuck-norris-0021.jpg)
As you can see, he's happy to be here.
I also invited Kakashi.
And Roger Federer, because he is cool.![](http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/Dafooser/2006_04_14_roger_federer.jpg)
Alright, let's see what's next...*reads list*
Chuck Norris Jokes.
Under Chuck Norris's beard, there's a third fist.|
Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people...
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. Just not his own...
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...Twice...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding...
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried, ever.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door![](http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/Dafooser/chickennorris.jpg)
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HA HA HA! That was hilarious! Even Chuck Norris is Laughing!
Oh wait, he's not really laughing...that wouldn't be like him.
What's next now...We just had Easter, so here's...
The Easter Bunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJAo&feature=related
Isn't he adorable!
*Reads List*
This show you all know and care about deeply...
Fact: Did you know the Jeremy Zuckerman and Benjamin Wynn made the music and sounds we hear in Avatar? Well, neither did I, but now I do!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXHksPPCsg
*reads list*
Game Time! Let's play some games!
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 53 (the number of friends I have)
What is it? (I'll tell you later)
Question one: What is Iroh's favorite tea? (Think back)
Question Two: From the book 1984, what is the main character, Winston, most afraid of?
A. Chuck Norris
B. Rats
C. Twinkies
D. Big Brother
Question three: Who is my RP character in the Avatar RP?
A. Chuck Norris
B. Bob
C. Kela-Dasman
D. Rafael-Dasman
Question four: The hardest of all questions. What is everything? (it is not 42...Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was wrong.)
Question five: What is the meaning of life?
Time to eat!
Carrot cake and Quesadillas!!!
![](http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/Dafooser/quesadilla.gif)
Math...You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
2+2=?
There are 10627 red marbles, 20001 white marbles, 2 green marbles, and 8007 teal marbles. What is the probability it is green?
Short action Packed movie...
Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QwnFBmDpfK0&feature=related
Let's play tennis!
Roger Federer
Well, this is the end of my birthday blog. You must all be wasted after that birthday math. I hope you had a blast or something.
Chuck Norris just left the building, so Waldo, you can come out of hiding now...
Waldo? Waldo?!
Waaallldoooooo!!!
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