"Remake of Jack and the Gutstalk"
"Once there was azombie named Jack and his mummy mom.On day Jack went to buy rat guts at the gutstore.His mummy mom ate the guts and barfed them out the window.It grew a gutstalk.Jack tried to climb it but it was too slippery.Suddenly,a vampire giant fell from the gutstalk!The giant tripped on his shoelaces and hit his head on a rock.His mummy mom got hit by a tranquilizer dart.Then they both died by getting run over by a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-wheeler,a pig,a camel,an elephant,a water fountain,mars,the sun,an enraged tourist,a tornado,educational telivision on wheels,a napkin,a hobo,a hobo with a gun,a boomerang,an arrow,a meteor,alien clones,an alien spaceship,a fart,a mouse,a coffin,a robot,a rocket,a fat lady,a chair,a desk,poop,pee,a surfer,a blue whale,his mummy dad,an eraser,a bike,a hawaiian guy with a bazooka,and a helicopter."
lol.whaddya think
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