1. No, no it doesn't. Although mine needs a new battery, it is definitely not broken. The in-laws upstairs with me and the wife (Oh crap I forgot to mention I'm married now, if it hasn't been passed along :lol:) trade weeks for cleaning. :P
2. Probably because the film of a bubble is practically too thin to have distinguishable colors show up in its sheen besides looking a bit like oil in water. :P
3. Considering there are 365-1/4 days in the year and easily many more mattress outlets in the world, maybe once a lifetime when the planets align. :lol:
4. They are not returning solely on the hope that something magically appears, but also on the idea that maybe something will look more appetizing when they get there. :P
5. I have no idea what you are talking about. None of the toasters I nor my parents have ever had displayed a "one-slice only" engraving. It's probably just for fire-safety or kids or the like. It can be tricky however. We have a toaster here that has two slots for one slice each, but you can fit four slices into it altogether. :|
6. There are two memes for that: "Challenge Accepted" and "Challenge Failed." I simply roll up the rug so I don't have to deal with it. :P
7. Nowadays they have clear indications of which end opens, but I'd say because you're playing a game of 50/50 probability. :P EDIT: Ask Cross; since it doesn't involve feminine intimacy he probably understands your pain. :lol:
8. Just like spiders, bugs have all sorts of ways of squeezing into these things. They may have exoskeletons, but those things often can be squished a bit to accomodate a smaller space. By the way did you know that on average each human being swallows a spider in their sleep once or twice a year? :o
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