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#1 Ego-testicle
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Get your sarcasm detector fixed broski. I am in the Uncharted 2 closed beta and I think it's phenomenal. It's the first game I am willing to hype AAA 5 months in advance since LittleBigPlanet. colosion

Oh sorry, it's just that I've read so many stupid things today, I didn't detect the sarcasm :P How's the beta? I would love to get in.

Heh sorry about that man, I guess my sarcasm was pretty stealth there, considering that people actually do make posts like the one I made all the time.
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#2 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="Ego-testicle"] LOLWUT Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2 have sold 7 million copies EACH. /facepalm3picuri3

Sorry, misread my info, you don't have to be an ass about it.

apparently he does. he's off to a great start in SW :) don't understand what SWAG sees in him :P

Heh. Done talking to me, but you will still talk about me. I see. Transparent poster is transparent. Get over it mate. AAllxxjjnn: I am not being an "ass". I am just astounded that you would think a franchise as beloved as MGS, spread over the two most popular platforms in the history of gaming, would peak at 5 million sales for the entire franchise. If you were just slightly off I would have simply corrected you, but you are at least 15 million units off, and thats only counting the main installments on the main Playstation platforms. No spinoffs, remixes, or PSP games. Sorry, the facepalm wasn't necessary after the LOLWUT. I apologize. We cool?
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[QUOTE="3picuri3"][QUOTE="Ego-testicle"][QUOTE="3picuri3"] and if you read other peoples posts, or knew anything about the massive Qore and basic PSN invites, you'd know virtually everyone has had a chance to play beta now, myself included. so much for including the key with inFamous :P

So what do you think of the beta? Without scrambling for a gameplay video to see what it looks like...

think i have a pretty good idea of who you are now :) won't be responding to your posts. thx.

You have no idea who I am, I met the SWAG guys playing Killzone 2 and they made me start an account here to be in the clan. Before that I just read posts. But feel free to use that excuse to ignore my posts, I really won't miss our discussions.
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#5 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="3picuri3"][QUOTE="Ego-testicle"]Hmm just a note... I think this might be the most pre-emptive damage control I have ever seen. The game comes out in fall or winter and people are already downplaying it. I am hyping it based on my experience with the Beta, so at least I have some foundation to base my enthusiasm on.

and if you read other peoples posts, or knew anything about the massive Qore and basic PSN invites, you'd know virtually everyone has had a chance to play beta now, myself included. so much for including the key with inFamous :P

So what do you think of the beta? Without scrambling for a gameplay video to see what it looks like...
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#6 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="TREAL_Since"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"] Which is why MGS4 sold more than Gears 2 right? oh wait, it didn't.

- They both sold 5 million right? Overshadowed in sales, hype, or review scores. It can be many things. - Personally I don't think either game overshadowed the other.

I think it was the Metal Gear Solid franchise that is just over 5 million, not sure. But yeh, neither "overshadowed" one another.

LOLWUT Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2 have sold 7 million copies EACH. /facepalm
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Hmm just a note... I think this might be the most pre-emptive damage control I have ever seen. The game comes out in fall or winter and people are already downplaying it. I am hyping it based on my experience with the Beta, so at least I have some foundation to base my enthusiasm on.
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#8 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="Ego-testicle"]

[QUOTE="TheLordHimself"]

Uncharted is one of my top 20 favourite games of all time, and 6th favourite of this generation. Whycan't I be excited for its sequel?

colosion

Unacceptable. You cannot like games with scripted events or linear storylines. If it forces you to do your missions in a specific order, it isn't worth playing. Story is overrated, games are about gameplay. If you don't have the freedom to just walk around and not do missions, it isn't actually a game.

OK here it is. Most stupid comment of today.

Get your sarcasm detector fixed broski. I am in the Uncharted 2 closed beta and I think it's phenomenal. It's the first game I am willing to hype AAA 5 months in advance since LittleBigPlanet.
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#9 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="Stevo_the_gamer"]

Uncharted... Hmm:

  • enemies are hyped up on PCP;
  • difficulty goes from easy to crushingly difficult (rarely consistant);
  • very short game (7 to 8 hours);
  • singleplayer only, no replay value;
  • finding treasures are pointless;
  • storyline goes from good to meh at the end (anyone who resorts to *this new enemy (don't want to spoil)* for a plot twist is lame;
  • puzzles are rediculously easy;
  • gameplay is reminiscent of an ugly offspring between tomb raider and gears of war;
  • some of the cutscenes felt needless;
  • sme graphical issues, popping in textures (from low to high resolution)
  • sme glitches, and graphica clipping issues;
  • some of the "jump from ledge to ledge" gameplay gets repetitive and get rather tedious.

Even though Uncharted suffered from all these, it's still a great game -- and I firmly stand by Gamespot's 8.0 score. I loved Uncharted, I thought it was a great game... but by no means does it deserve some of the praise that it gets here.

JLF1


The Treasures actually gives you in-game point that will give you character skins and cheats.

And really? a list like this could be made to any game released.

Exactly. It's called spin. I can call Lord of the Rings an overlong movie about some midgets who walk across a country and throw a ring into a pit and it doesn't sound very cool.

How can something be a great game, and you agree, yet you think it should only be mildly praised? Since when is an 8.0 game a letdown? This game was SP only and short and still managed an 8 here and higher ratings elsewhere. Take the original game, pump it full of steroids, add in a very elegant MP suite with 3 player co-op and 5v5 competitive MP and you have a winning package. Don't take my word for it though, I am perfectly comfortable waiting until this one comes out to rub it in people's faces.

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#10 Ego-testicle
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="jakarai"]FF 14 was the real Megaton to me. No one knew about that. We already knew Rockstar was working on a PS3 exclusive.TREAL_Since

It's a multiplat and an MMO. Not really a megaton.

Is anyone seeing the Spyborgs demo on Gamespot? Awesome! :)

MMO means nothing. Multiplat is a legit reason it's not a MEGATON. MMO? It's still a video game :|.

UPDATED THREAD:

1.) FAIL SECTION

2.) Edits to lists

I don't imagine he'd be denying the megaton if WoW came out for Xbox 360. Wouldn't hear "its an MMO" from anyone, in fact.