As this blog says it all, I'll be posting quotes from previous episode ideas. From Sweet Stench of Revenge: (Bloo is minding his business, whistling his way in the hallway, when he hears the TV from the living room). Erin Peterson (off-screen): This just in. Local con artist Kip Snip has escape from jail. Bloo (paused for a moment before resuming what he was doing before): Funny, I thought she says Kip Snip has escape. Todd (off-screen): That's right, Erin. (Bloo froze out of fear, turns around, walk back and peeking at the TV, where Eduardo, Wilt and Coco are watching). (After listening the entire news about Kip Snip's escape...) Bloo: Aaaaahhhhhh! (Soon, he starts to scream all over the place. In the kitchen...) Bloo: Aaaaahhhhhh! (In the hallways...) Bloo: Aaaaahhhhhh! (Across the bathroom...) Bloo: Aaaaahhhhhh! (In the library...) Bloo: Aaaaahhhhhh! (Bloo, continuing to scream, stares at a big eye, and runs off. It turns out the eye belongs to Jackie Khones, and next to him is Bookworm, who smirks). Bookworm: I told you wearing that contact lense would scare someone off. (Bloo still screams until he crawls up into a fetal position, rocking himself rapidly, and sucking his "thumb". Madame Foster shows up, staring at the watch). Madame Foster: One minute and fifty seconds. A new record. From Foster's Wacky Racers: (During the race, Mac and Bloo, along with Wilt, Ed, Coco, Frankie, Jerkins and her friends, are seemingly pasting a meadow). Frankie: Something doesn't seem right. Eduardo: What do you mean, Frankie? Frankie: It seems that were pasting the same hill again and again (points to the hill) There it is again. Coco (pointing the same hill): Co Cocococo. Co cocococo. Co cocococo. Wilt: Not that I'm interrupting or anything, but back then, cartoons uses the same background all over again and again, like those old Hanna-Barbara cartoons. (Frankie, Ed and Coco looks at Wilt). Wilt (confused): Is it something I said? From Friday the 12 1/2: (Frankie and her friends are being confronted by a short, grouchy bouncer nickname Shorty. Frankie confronts him). Frankie: Look, Grumpy, if you don't let me and my friends in the club, I'll pound your face so hard, your own mother will never recognized you. Shorty (suddenly happy): Your in! Frankie (surprised but happy): Really? Shorty (goes back to being grumpy): You're out!
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