Geez Teddy, keep copying me. Maybe you will finally be as successful, someday. John_Lauranitis

Now hold up there, playa. I've been here years longer than you have. I've been inventing and reinventing concepts before you were born. Try copying me, then maybe your work won't suck so much.

Well, the rumors I heard are true. Good to see I am on Raw. I dont are about Teddy getting to run Raw next week. I am controlling BOTH shows this week, and I know its gonna be exciting! Plus, no more tag matches for a change! How do you like that?John_Lauranitis

Brother you best be trippin' if you think you can run SmackDown better than me.

I'll take over Raw and people might actually enjoy it for a change.

And you know what? Next week's main event... will be a tag-team match!