i use the oxy cleansing pads.. does the trick for me

once a day... unless im being a bum sitting at home doing nothing, i might skip a day every once in a while

slow drivers sitting in the left lane

and cops piss me off

haha just playing... get pulled over for speeding, but i deserve it

:P

im really not surprised

i know many people who got into relationships online

dont heat the whole tube... otherwise youll survive

just might have a stomach ache for a bit

Absolutely everything crazy and ridiculous... providing there was no pain/injury after respawn haha

If you see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you... if you dont see Chuck Norris, you might be a few seconds away from death

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Beerfest!

and Super Troopers of course

first time getting with a girl

and every time i take an exam

:/

haha