I went to see Step Brothers last night and I found it to be very funny however, the best part of the night was not the movie. The movie started at 8 and I got there just as the previews were starting. A friend and I walked into the theater to find that the group of people we were meeting had taken up an entire row of seats so we took two seats in the row in front of them. A couple minutes later a guy stops at our row and asks if we could move over because he has a friend who's handicapped. So we do it because it's no big deal although we were sort of saving the seats for two of our other friends who were running late as well. Anyways whats odd about this is why would a friend bring his handicapped friend up at least 10-15 flights of stairs? Well things just got weirder from there.
The two sat down next to us, the first guy sitting next to me. They actually took up 3 seats because they used one for their popcorn. The first thing I noticed about the guy when he sat down is that he smelled of alcohol and cigarettes. So I'm thinking, "Great, I'm stuck sitting next to a drunk guy". Well he wasn't just drunk, he was wasted. He would laugh way too loud and when his friend, (who I also think had a mental disability) would say something wasn't funny he would laugh and say, "No, it isn't funny". The guy also got up twice to go outside and smoke a cigarette, once stepping on his friend's foot which caused the guy to yell out in the theater. This whole time my friend and I are laughing and looking behind us at the rest of our friends who are wondering what the hell is going on. Then over an hour into the movie, people starting getting pissed. The row in front of us was a large group as well but of people in their mid 20's. First one of them told the guy to shutup, then a girl asked, "Hey how wasted are you?" This caused the drunk guy to say, "Hey!....Yoooouu shut the f**k up!" This caused one of her friends (a guy) to turn around and say, "Hey, look at me a**hole. You shut the f**k up, you don't talk to her like that! Just shut up and watch the movie!"
About now I am speechless but finding all of this highly amusing. The guy actually does shutup for a while until he randomly yells, "BOGABOGABOGABOGA" while holding his arms out in the air. This causes someone farther down to get up and leave and he returns with the manager who kicks the two out of the theater. As they are leaving the whole theater appauldes and a few people (including me) are chanting, "Fall, fall, fall!" because the guy was stumbling as he went down the stairs. It actually took 10 minutes for the guy to leave because first he had to help his handicapped friend down who yelled, "Hey retard I can't walk!" and wouldn't let anyone but his friend help him. My friend used this time to smell his soda which he figured was spiked with vodka. Once he had helped his friend he came back up and grabbed his stuff including the drink which we had forgotten to close the lid on thus causing some of it to spill on him. Once he left we went back to enjoying the movie.
Aftewards everyone came up to me asking how I had managed to sit next to him the whole time and it was all we could talk about afterwards. We also got a free movie ticket from the manager apologizing for the whole thing. We learned from the girl at the ticketbooth that she had called a taxi for them but also that they had come the night before and done the exact same thing. Although the movie itself was rememorable, I will never forget seeing it due to the drunk guy who sat next to me.
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