Coming back from from school today, I reflect upon the experience I had on that riveting "Save a Life Tour", which would have been quite fruitful to our young minds' education if it had anything to do about saving lives.
As it turns out, this whole thing was about some highly realistic drunk driving simulator, which was basically a driving simulator that featured an entire 3D map of map of our town, five surrounding screens to give the feel of reality, and a full control dashboard. The steering wheel, gas pedal and brakes become harder and harder to control as the levels go up: 0 for completely sober up to 11 for completely drunk. The thing was ridiculously expensive (around $2,500,000 altogther, maybe) and would have been really fun to use, were it not for the fact that only Juniors and Seniors with a driver's license could use it. The rest of us had to sit on the tarp-covered, bad-smelling Gym floor and watch the rest of the lucky souls (or in my case, wrote pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis over and over again).
And, that was about it.
I can tell you it was boring, but if you look deep inside, you'll discover it was a special, educational fun-filled day of magic and wonder, and made me very happy. Now all I have to do is wait until my ordered copy of Elmo's Magical ABC Adventure arrives at my house and all my wildest dreams will come true.
Nope, all I learned was that Juniors can't drive.
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