"They could put out a piece of cardboard and say that it'll play Mario and they'll buy it."

It's scary how spot on that is.

The 16GB model is obviously a typo; I have a hard time believing Sony would be that stupid.

Could be worse...

"Tyler Perry's Madea of War"

And games would still cost $60 in this digital only future! Hooray! God forbid they pass the savings on to us.

Next gen consoles will fail if they don't come with a 2-slice toaster add on.

@UnwantedSpam Correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume that Hi-Rez studio's end goal is to make some money off of their product. Making it so that the masses are "butthurt" seems counterproductive.

Whew, glad I didn't jump on it when it was on sale for 5 bucks a couple weeks ago. Very fun game!

@Ferrybird Yeah, like they're immediately going to drop support for the 360 once the 720 comes out.

@Pyertos You can say that again!

@Animatronic64 The controller layout looks amazing for twin stick shooters, but it looks like it could be fairly uncomfortable moving from the right stick to the B button.