Hey crew! How was everybodys Labor Day weekend? Too short huh? Back to school 2morrow, for everyone except my brother and Ivy who are just starting 2moro :P. I did a good deed Saturday & have a funny story from Sunday. Both involve kids: one a high schooler ( to a college freshman high schoolers ARE kids) & the other a toddler.
Saturday I was driving down 115. It's a long streight 2 lane road in a valley with a lot of corn on both sides and occasional patches of woods. In other words no shade. Anyway I had been hiking for a few hours earlier (on the hottest day of the week 83 F/ 29 C ) and was headed home to take a shower & relax. I saw this kid walking along the road. I went past him & then I thought how sweaty & tired I was from hiking. There were no houses along this stretch of road so he must have walked pretty far already and he looked only about 14 or 15. I did a quick U-turn and pulled up next to him. I go "Hey son! Want a lift?" The kid goes "Yeah! Thanks" and hopped in. This is the country >>>> city kids worry abt strangers, we don't. He said he was going to the store in U___ville. That's another 3 miles (5 km) from where I picked him up! The village of U____ville consists of a bar, a vollie fire station ( no coincidence they're next door to each other :P ) , a small grocery store, some houses, 536 ppl and 1 traffic light. Get the picture? The kid said he'd find someone to drive him back but I insisted on waiting for him. He came out with a bag of stuff, and a can of soda he wanted to give me. I told him "no." So anyway, I drove him home & his house was over a mile past where I picked him up. This kid was gonna walk 9 miles (14.5 km) :o round trip! I told not to ever do that again on such a hot day, he could get heat exhaustion.
Here's the funny story. Sunday I was over Nick & Denises house for 2 hours while they went shopping. For me 2 hours watching their kids is nothing. My friend Scott is home from college in Cleveland for the long weekend so I brought him with me. We're playing Dungeon Siege and Vinnie (the middle one) walks right past me, pulls Scotts hand & whines that he has to "go pee-pee." I went "Take him! HURRY!" Well a few moments later I hear a commotion & Scott yelling for me to "Come'ere." I nearly died laughing :lol: >>>> There's Vincent standing IN THE TOILET wearing just his T-shirt & squealing with delight :shock:. Scott is kneeling on the floor splashed with toilet water :lol:. He looks at me sheepishly & goes "Don't get mad huh?" When I could finally stop laughing I asked him "WTF happened?" Well, he took Vinnie into the bathroom & took off his pants & Huggie (so far so good). But then instead of sitting him down on the blue plastic potty like Vinnie is used to, Scott stood him up on the rim of the toilet, held him under the arms & told him to "aim at the water like a BIG boy." Well, Vinnie was totally confused >>> he tried to turn around and sit down. He slipped off the rim, out of Scotts grip & into the toilet bowl :P. That's when I came in. I told Scott "Why would I be mad? But YOU'RE giving him a bath b4 they come home." It's the next day & I'm still chuckling. You can tell Scott has no babies in his family :roll: .
That's it. I hope you laughed at the image too. I'll tell you guys about today in the next blog, I'm kinda tired. Have a great week!
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